You know you're a RICER when....

HonestAl · 08-06-2004, 02:06 PM

1. You think that it is cool to wear a MotoX helmet to drag race.

2. The wheels that power your car also steer it.

3. The outlet of your muffler (one) is bigger than the inlet.

4. Colored light bulbs were your first "perfomance" mod.

Feel free to add to the list.....

lx mike · 08-06-2004, 06:20 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by HonestAl

2. The wheels that power your car also steer it.

so all front wheel drive cars owners are ricers then??

HonestAl · 08-06-2004, 06:27 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by lx mike
so all front wheel drive cars owners are ricers then??

Not necessarily, but where would the ricers be w/o fag wheel drive?

OnMy3rdStang · 08-06-2004, 10:12 PM

your body kit is 4 different colors and the front bumper has a huge crack in it.

You only race other people if they have cars in front of them and you dont, or you plan to exit off the road in a few yards.

Your car is the unofficial mascot for Las Vegas (all the neons and strobe lights)

when your wheels cost more than your ride did

Orange97GTVert · 08-06-2004, 11:47 PM

The aftermarket wing on your decklid is so heavy your back tires keep going flat.

You have stickers for parts you dont have.

Your "system" has more power than your engine.

Orange97GTVert · 08-06-2004, 11:49 PM

one more...

You have a windshield pillar mounted tach with a shift light and your car is an automatic.

Fat0eknee · 08-07-2004, 12:34 AM

what happened to fire extinguishers and double decker wings?

Fat0eknee · 08-07-2004, 12:37 AM

actually this is kind of in the same area but ive seen somebody with a honda symbol that was actually upside down on their rear window which spanned the length of it top to bottom ..hows that for rice

Orange97GTVert · 08-07-2004, 01:01 AM

that makes about 50 extra horsepower!

Capri306 · 08-07-2004, 04:58 PM

75 if it was chrome, or 50 da h0m1ez 5ay.

God, I can't wait to get my 351 stroker done just to roast these toys....

HonestAl · 08-08-2004, 11:40 AM

Oh I forgot one, if you think it's a "sport" compact instead of a "fart" compact!

Fat0eknee · 08-08-2004, 01:00 PM

if any of you have a summitracing catalog, turn to the "sport compact" section and you'll see a wide variety of lights, neon, wings, and mufflers - now what does that say about imports

Capri306 · 08-08-2004, 02:02 PM

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Originally posted by Fat0eknee
if any of you have a summitracing catalog, turn to the "sport compact" section and you'll see a wide variety of lights, neon, wings, and mufflers - now what does that say about imports

That Summit's smart enough to realize there's...some ppl...out there that'll pay money for that stuff.

Hell, if there was a fortune to be made selling sewing machines, even Ford would stop building cars and make sewing machines instead; it's a cold, hard fact of the manufacturing and marketing businesses.

hobgoblin351 · 08-10-2004, 11:47 AM

You know you're a Ricer when..........Hmmmmm........lets see.......... if after I blow your doors off you're hungry again in 20 minutes!

Ieatcamaros · 08-16-2004, 09:12 PM

You know you're a ricer when you have this . Read down and click on the psst link. Keep refreshing the page about every 10-15 seconds.

You know you are a ricer when you have a NOS bottle in the trunk/hatch, with no plumbing to go with it.

You know you are a ricer when your whole car is carbon fiber.

You know you are a ricer when you actually think that beretta with a triple deck spoiler is fast. (these are the worst ones next to those cavalier guys)

You know you are a ricer HATER when you despise the movie "the fast and the furious".

Last but not least, you are a ricer when you call it NOS!

Fat0eknee · 08-16-2004, 11:35 PM

4 banger, "dual exhaust," ..'nuff said

Orange97GTVert · 08-16-2004, 11:55 PM

There is a guy in my neighborhood who has a Civic with dual exhaust and a 4" cowl induction scoop riveted to his hood. He changes the stickers every other week. This guy is in his 50's at LEAST!! (damn, older than me, lol)

The Civic sounds like a go cart on crack

Fat0eknee · 08-17-2004, 12:27 AM

omg rivets ... thats so hardcore - does he roll with glasspacks?

Orange97GTVert · 08-17-2004, 12:31 AM

Yeah, big ass chrome ones with 3 inch tips!!! They remind me of the sound of those expansion chamber exhaust they used to use on dirt bikes.

Fat0eknee · 08-17-2004, 12:35 AM

haha thats sad ...you know what id think would be cool is to rice a car out so hard and run like 11's or 12's with it ..be a nice sleeper

my first mod ..cardboard wing (custom, home fabricated of course)

08-06-2004, 02:06 PM	#1
HonestAl Registered Member Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: 97101 Posts: 47	You know you're a RICER when.... 1. You think that it is cool to wear a MotoX helmet to drag race. 2. The wheels that power your car also steer it. 3. The outlet of your muffler (one) is bigger than the inlet. 4. Colored light bulbs were your first "perfomance" mod. Feel free to add to the list.....

08-06-2004, 10:12 PM	#4
OnMy3rdStang Registered Member Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: St. Louis, MO Posts: 644	your body kit is 4 different colors and the front bumper has a huge crack in it. You only race other people if they have cars in front of them and you dont, or you plan to exit off the road in a few yards. Your car is the unofficial mascot for Las Vegas (all the neons and strobe lights) when your wheels cost more than your ride did __________________ Danica Patrick is my homegirl

08-06-2004, 11:47 PM	#5
Orange97GTVert Mustang Fanatic Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Tyler, TX Posts: 568	The aftermarket wing on your decklid is so heavy your back tires keep going flat. You have stickers for parts you dont have. Your "system" has more power than your engine. __________________ Harold Phillips www.mustangsofeasttexas.org 1997 Mustang GT Convertible, 4.6L Auto, Autumn Orange w/Saddle Tan Top & Leather Interior, Styling Bar, 17 X 9 Polished Cobra R's on Nitto NT 555's, Ford Racing Bullitt Suspension package, Mac CAI, Steeda UDP's, Flowmaster 40 Series Catback, SCT X-Calibrator II, Zaino Shine, 7 time Show Winner, driven daily

08-06-2004, 11:49 PM	#6
Orange97GTVert Mustang Fanatic Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Tyler, TX Posts: 568	one more... You have a windshield pillar mounted tach with a shift light and your car is an automatic. __________________ Harold Phillips www.mustangsofeasttexas.org 1997 Mustang GT Convertible, 4.6L Auto, Autumn Orange w/Saddle Tan Top & Leather Interior, Styling Bar, 17 X 9 Polished Cobra R's on Nitto NT 555's, Ford Racing Bullitt Suspension package, Mac CAI, Steeda UDP's, Flowmaster 40 Series Catback, SCT X-Calibrator II, Zaino Shine, 7 time Show Winner, driven daily

08-07-2004, 01:01 AM	#9
Orange97GTVert Mustang Fanatic Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Tyler, TX Posts: 568	that makes about 50 extra horsepower! __________________ Harold Phillips www.mustangsofeasttexas.org 1997 Mustang GT Convertible, 4.6L Auto, Autumn Orange w/Saddle Tan Top & Leather Interior, Styling Bar, 17 X 9 Polished Cobra R's on Nitto NT 555's, Ford Racing Bullitt Suspension package, Mac CAI, Steeda UDP's, Flowmaster 40 Series Catback, SCT X-Calibrator II, Zaino Shine, 7 time Show Winner, driven daily

08-07-2004, 12:34 AM	#7
Fat0eknee I'm slow ...I know. Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: houston Posts: 518	what happened to fire extinguishers and double decker wings?

08-07-2004, 12:37 AM	#8
Fat0eknee I'm slow ...I know. Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: houston Posts: 518	actually this is kind of in the same area but ive seen somebody with a honda symbol that was actually upside down on their rear window which spanned the length of it top to bottom ..hows that for rice

08-07-2004, 04:58 PM	#10
Capri306 Moderator Join Date: Sep 1998 Location: Grand Rapids, Michigan, USA Posts: 1,001	75 if it was chrome, or 50 da h0m1ez 5ay. God, I can't wait to get my 351 stroker done just to roast these toys.... __________________ Capri306, Moderator The Mustang Works Online 1979 Mercury Capri 1987 5.0L Mustang LX Notchback 1993 5.8L Eddie Bauer Bronco

08-08-2004, 11:40 AM	#11
HonestAl Registered Member Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: 97101 Posts: 47	Oh I forgot one, if you think it's a "sport" compact instead of a "fart" compact!

08-08-2004, 01:00 PM	#12
Fat0eknee I'm slow ...I know. Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: houston Posts: 518	if any of you have a summitracing catalog, turn to the "sport compact" section and you'll see a wide variety of lights, neon, wings, and mufflers - now what does that say about imports

08-10-2004, 11:47 AM	#14
hobgoblin351 Registered Member Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: NYC Posts: 245	You know you're a Ricer when..........Hmmmmm........lets see.......... if after I blow your doors off you're hungry again in 20 minutes! __________________ 1970 Stang Conv: en:Boss351 (balanced/blueprinted) mech cam(240*@.050/.540 lift) Scrw in studs/comp cams rllr rkr Mldn valves 2.19in 1.71ex ported polished cc'd hrdnd ex Keith Black FT pistons(10.25/1) Weiand Excellorator manifold Holley700 DP mech 2nds MSD 6 box and Dis Headers/2 1/2 inch duels tr: modified FMX re:9-inch/3.89 limited slip

08-16-2004, 09:12 PM	#15
Ieatcamaros Domestic Rice really sucks! Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: KY Posts: 973	You know you're a ricer when you have this . Read down and click on the psst link. Keep refreshing the page about every 10-15 seconds. You know you are a ricer when you have a NOS bottle in the trunk/hatch, with no plumbing to go with it. You know you are a ricer when your whole car is carbon fiber. You know you are a ricer when you actually think that beretta with a triple deck spoiler is fast. (these are the worst ones next to those cavalier guys) You know you are a ricer HATER when you despise the movie "the fast and the furious". Last but not least, you are a ricer when you call it NOS! __________________ The sig says it all.

08-16-2004, 11:35 PM	#16
Fat0eknee I'm slow ...I know. Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: houston Posts: 518	4 banger, "dual exhaust," ..'nuff said

08-16-2004, 11:55 PM	#17
Orange97GTVert Mustang Fanatic Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Tyler, TX Posts: 568	There is a guy in my neighborhood who has a Civic with dual exhaust and a 4" cowl induction scoop riveted to his hood. He changes the stickers every other week. This guy is in his 50's at LEAST!! (damn, older than me, lol) The Civic sounds like a go cart on crack __________________ Harold Phillips www.mustangsofeasttexas.org 1997 Mustang GT Convertible, 4.6L Auto, Autumn Orange w/Saddle Tan Top & Leather Interior, Styling Bar, 17 X 9 Polished Cobra R's on Nitto NT 555's, Ford Racing Bullitt Suspension package, Mac CAI, Steeda UDP's, Flowmaster 40 Series Catback, SCT X-Calibrator II, Zaino Shine, 7 time Show Winner, driven daily

08-17-2004, 12:27 AM	#18
Fat0eknee I'm slow ...I know. Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: houston Posts: 518	omg rivets ... thats so hardcore - does he roll with glasspacks?

08-17-2004, 12:31 AM	#19
Orange97GTVert Mustang Fanatic Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Tyler, TX Posts: 568	Yeah, big ass chrome ones with 3 inch tips!!! They remind me of the sound of those expansion chamber exhaust they used to use on dirt bikes. __________________ Harold Phillips www.mustangsofeasttexas.org 1997 Mustang GT Convertible, 4.6L Auto, Autumn Orange w/Saddle Tan Top & Leather Interior, Styling Bar, 17 X 9 Polished Cobra R's on Nitto NT 555's, Ford Racing Bullitt Suspension package, Mac CAI, Steeda UDP's, Flowmaster 40 Series Catback, SCT X-Calibrator II, Zaino Shine, 7 time Show Winner, driven daily

08-17-2004, 12:35 AM	#20
Fat0eknee I'm slow ...I know. Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: houston Posts: 518	haha thats sad ...you know what id think would be cool is to rice a car out so hard and run like 11's or 12's with it ..be a nice sleeper my first mod ..cardboard wing (custom, home fabricated of course)

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