This is worth a laugh!

Pokey 5.0 · 03-04-2002, 11:58 PM

Something to try!
15 things to do at Wal-Mart if you're bored:

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly them in people's carts when they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in housewares to go off at 5 minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor to the restrooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone "CODE 3 IN HOUSEWARES" and see what happens.
5. Go to the service desk an ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay-away.
6. Move a "CAUTON WET FLOOR" sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll only invite them in if they bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin crying and ask "WHY CAN'T YOU PEOPLE JUST LEAVE ME ALONE!"
9. Look right into the security camera and use it as a mirror while you pick your nose.
10. While handling guns in the in the hunting department ask the clerk if he knows where te anti-depressants are.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the theme from "Mission Impossible"
12. In the auto department practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.
13. Hide in the clothing rack and when people browse through say "PICK ME! PICK ME!!!!"
14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! IT'S THOSE VOICES AGAIN!"

and last but not least,
15. Go into a fitting room and yell real loudly "HEY.......WERE OUT OF TOILET PAPER IN HERE!"

i dont recommend this unless you really have nothing better to do!!!!!!!!!!!!

95mustanggt · 03-05-2002, 10:42 AM

I don't think I'd ever try any of those. I would get kicked out of the country or put in jail.

But if you want to try it take a video camera and a friend so we can see the joke and the following police chase!

Coupe Devil · 03-05-2002, 11:58 AM

Some of those are a little rough but some would be freakin hilarious to. The hiding in the clothes rack and sayin pick me is the best. People start starin at the rack like its possessed. I dont know this, Im just speculatin.... really....... You can get kicked out of Wal-mart by testing the roller blades to. Did you know that.............

Brad

mustangdani55 · 03-05-2002, 12:07 PM

[SIZE=3][COLOR=teal] well well well...wally world. hummm...A friend went into walmart, and had his twin boys with him. Litle bobby fell down and busted his head wide open, enough for stitched, and they called big bobby and asked him if he would like a settlement....
So add one more to your list and we will all go for it.....

j/k

Mercury · 03-05-2002, 01:44 PM

I have done the dressing room one before, No. 15, and have done the clothing rack one. Me and My ex girlfriend Diane use to do stupid crap like that many moons ago (Like 7 some years ago.)

I have been kicked out of the Skibo (Old Wal-Mart) Walmart several times.

I also had been T-Boned by an old Lady Pushing her shopping cart at a Isle Intersection, while ridding a bike that was 9 times to small, and had training wheels. I was chasing down Diane, and got knocked off my bike. Good thing I was wearing that FootBall Helmet or I might of hit my head on some stuffed Animals.

Oh, did I mention I was kicked out of Wal-Mart before!

That was me in my stupid, young, dumb days. Now, I make sure I'm quick enough to run out before being escorted out.

Undecided · 03-05-2002, 02:21 PM

The sad part is that i have most of those things in the Wal-Mart that was down the street from my old house in GA

Scott

95mustanggt · 03-05-2002, 02:41 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Mercury
...That was me in my stupid, young, dumb days. Now, I make sure I'm quick enough to run out before being escorted out.

LOL!!

1969Mach1 · 03-05-2002, 03:38 PM

lol I got that email awhile back. I've only done #2, I set up about 10 alarm clocks to go off in 5 minutes so I calmly walked around the other side of the isle and waited. You could here beeping threw the whole store. =)
Also in my younger more imature days. Now I think of better more mature and funnier things to do. lol

Fox Body · 03-05-2002, 05:39 PM

Ha.

All of those are funny to think about but some of those could get you into trouble or you could end up feeling stupider than you had originally planned

03-04-2002, 11:58 PM	#1
Pokey 5.0 Prince the Porcelain Pimp Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Glen Ellyn, IL most NMRA races Posts: 191	This is worth a laugh! Something to try! 15 things to do at Wal-Mart if you're bored: 1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly them in people's carts when they aren't looking. 2. Set all the alarm clocks in housewares to go off at 5 minute intervals. 3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor to the restrooms. 4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone "CODE 3 IN HOUSEWARES" and see what happens. 5. Go to the service desk an ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay-away. 6. Move a "CAUTON WET FLOOR" sign to a carpeted area. 7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll only invite them in if they bring pillows from the bedding department. 8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin crying and ask "WHY CAN'T YOU PEOPLE JUST LEAVE ME ALONE!" 9. Look right into the security camera and use it as a mirror while you pick your nose. 10. While handling guns in the in the hunting department ask the clerk if he knows where te anti-depressants are. 11. Dart around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the theme from "Mission Impossible" 12. In the auto department practice your Madonna look using different size funnels. 13. Hide in the clothing rack and when people browse through say "PICK ME! PICK ME!!!!" 14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! IT'S THOSE VOICES AGAIN!" and last but not least, 15. Go into a fitting room and yell real loudly "HEY.......WERE OUT OF TOILET PAPER IN HERE!" i dont recommend this unless you really have nothing better to do!!!!!!!!!!!! __________________ Look, its them damn house birds again! Tony NMRA P/S #5131 CMP Racing Flaming River Pakman Motorsports Belden Inc. UPR Products All Show Polishing (Rob 708-997-0226) Strange Engineering

03-05-2002, 11:58 AM	#3
Coupe Devil Moderator Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Myrtle Beach SC Posts: 1,643	Some of those are a little rough but some would be freakin hilarious to. The hiding in the clothes rack and sayin pick me is the best. People start starin at the rack like its possessed. I dont know this, Im just speculatin.... really....... You can get kicked out of Wal-mart by testing the roller blades to. Did you know that............. Brad __________________ 1990 GT, 347, TFS TW Heads, TFS Cam, TFS Track heat, Twin turbos, FMIC, T5. Built Ford Tough Moderator

03-05-2002, 12:07 PM	#4
mustangdani55 Registered Member Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Indianapolis, Indiana USA Posts: 334	[SIZE=3][COLOR=teal] well well well...wally world. hummm...A friend went into walmart, and had his twin boys with him. Litle bobby fell down and busted his head wide open, enough for stitched, and they called big bobby and asked him if he would like a settlement.... So add one more to your list and we will all go for it..... j/k __________________ It makes people wonder what you've been up to!

03-05-2002, 03:38 PM	#8
1969Mach1 HEY I CAN SET A NAME NOW! Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Ontario, Canada Posts: 2,556	lol I got that email awhile back. I've only done #2, I set up about 10 alarm clocks to go off in 5 minutes so I calmly walked around the other side of the isle and waited. You could here beeping threw the whole store. =) Also in my younger more imature days. Now I think of better more mature and funnier things to do. lol __________________ 1969 Mustang Mach 1Sold 351-4V Windsor, 4 Speed MACH 1 - Moving At The Speed Of Sound. 1979 Mustang Indianapolis 500 Pace Car For Sale - Email me for Info 302-2V, 3-Speed Auto One of 2,106 made One of 405 sent to Canada. Yes those are caution lights, and No you can't pass me when there on. Ricer Hater's Club - Member #4

03-05-2002, 05:39 PM	#9
Fox Body Mustang Maniac Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: GA, U.S.A Posts: 2,266	Reminds me of Tom Green! Ha. All of those are funny to think about but some of those could get you into trouble or you could end up feeling stupider than you had originally planned __________________ 351W-powered 1979 Ford Mustang Ghia notchback '79 Video @ Idle Stock 5.8L under 4" cowl 'glass hood, C4 w/ Transgo shift kit, Holley 750 cfm, Edelbrock Performer RPM intake; Fluidyne Al radiator, Flexalite 175 electric fan, 1 5/8" MAC shorty headers, FRPP Al driveshaft; S&W 6-point cage; 2.5" Off road H-pipe, 2-chamber Flowmasters, 8.8" Rear w/ 3.55s; Weld wheels (15x6;15x8), Front: 225/60/15, Rear: 275/50/15 Nitto NT 555R Drag Radials; 14 x 4” K&N X-stream air filter. '92 GT (5-speed) Small In Car Video Stock 5.0L, 2-chamber Flowmasters, MAC CAI, Tri-Ax, Al pedals... "Red, thou art my companion. Hasten now your quickened metamorphosis to Green that I may conquer all who dare abide there beside me. May they be left thither behind burnt black." ---Fox Body

03-05-2002, 10:42 AM	#2
95mustanggt Registered Member Join Date: May 2000 Location: Kamloops, BC Posts: 2,875	I don't think I'd ever try any of those. I would get kicked out of the country or put in jail. But if you want to try it take a video camera and a friend so we can see the joke and the following police chase! __________________ 1995 Mustang GT 20016 F150 Lariat Super Crew

03-05-2002, 01:44 PM	#5
Mercury The Redneck James Bond Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: Fayetteville NC Posts: 1,707	I have done the dressing room one before, No. 15, and have done the clothing rack one. Me and My ex girlfriend Diane use to do stupid crap like that many moons ago (Like 7 some years ago.) I have been kicked out of the Skibo (Old Wal-Mart) Walmart several times. I also had been T-Boned by an old Lady Pushing her shopping cart at a Isle Intersection, while ridding a bike that was 9 times to small, and had training wheels. I was chasing down Diane, and got knocked off my bike. Good thing I was wearing that FootBall Helmet or I might of hit my head on some stuffed Animals. Oh, did I mention I was kicked out of Wal-Mart before! That was me in my stupid, young, dumb days. Now, I make sure I'm quick enough to run out before being escorted out.

03-05-2002, 02:21 PM	#6
Undecided Registered Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Enfield,CT Posts: 8	The sad part is that i have most of those things in the Wal-Mart that was down the street from my old house in GA Scott

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