A Lesson in Marketing

Five0 · 03-07-2002, 11:45 AM

1.You see a gorgeous girls at a party. You go up to her and say, "I'm fantastic in bed." - That's Direct Marketing.

2. You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says, "He's fantastic in bed." - That's Advertising.

3. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her telephone number. The next day you call and say, "Hi, I'm fantastic in bed." - That's Telemarketing.

4. You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl. You get up and straighten your tie, you walk up to her and pour her a drink. You open the door for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her a ride, and then say, "By the way, I'm fantastic in bed." - That's Public Relations.

5. You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and says, "I hear you're fantastic in bed." - That's Brand Recognition

I read this on another board and thought I would share.

95mustanggt · 03-07-2002, 12:13 PM

As a marketing guy, I find that hilarious!

tireburner163 · 03-07-2002, 12:14 PM

ROTFL

Coupe Devil · 03-07-2002, 12:18 PM

Thats to funny. What about walking up to a gorgeous girl at a party and tripping, falling and spilling your beer all over her as you fall to the floor while screaming "But I'm great in bed". What kinda marketing is that?

Brad

03-07-2002, 11:45 AM	#1
Five0 Registered Member Join Date: Apr 2000 Location: middleburg, fl, usa Posts: 1,134	A Lesson in Marketing 1.You see a gorgeous girls at a party. You go up to her and say, "I'm fantastic in bed." - That's Direct Marketing. 2. You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says, "He's fantastic in bed." - That's Advertising. 3. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her telephone number. The next day you call and say, "Hi, I'm fantastic in bed." - That's Telemarketing. 4. You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl. You get up and straighten your tie, you walk up to her and pour her a drink. You open the door for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her a ride, and then say, "By the way, I'm fantastic in bed." - That's Public Relations. 5. You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and says, "I hear you're fantastic in bed." - That's Brand Recognition I read this on another board and thought I would share. __________________ James Cox RHC Member #44 nochevy@hotmail.com 1991 Mustang LX Dart iron eagle block, 4340 28oz 347 crank, 4340 h-beam rods, probe ultra light pistons canfield heads “race ported by Brent Frazier”, solid roller cam and lifters “custom grind”, kooks 1 7/8" race headers, and much more. Engine built by Brent Frazier.

03-07-2002, 12:13 PM	#2
95mustanggt Registered Member Join Date: May 2000 Location: Kamloops, BC Posts: 2,875	As a marketing guy, I find that hilarious! __________________ 1995 Mustang GT 20016 F150 Lariat Super Crew

03-07-2002, 12:14 PM	#3
tireburner163 It's a lot like a race car Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Meridian, MS Posts: 4,130	ROTFL __________________ 1987 Buick T-type 1998 HD Electra Elide

03-07-2002, 12:18 PM	#4
Coupe Devil Moderator Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Myrtle Beach SC Posts: 1,643	Thats to funny. What about walking up to a gorgeous girl at a party and tripping, falling and spilling your beer all over her as you fall to the floor while screaming "But I'm great in bed". What kinda marketing is that? Brad __________________ 1990 GT, 347, TFS TW Heads, TFS Cam, TFS Track heat, Twin turbos, FMIC, T5. Built Ford Tough Moderator

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