Car Buzzard.

Scanner · 06-26-2001, 06:09 PM

Today, I was driving up an entrance to something called the, "Greenway." It's a toll road with the highest cost/sq mile in the USSA.

Anyway, I was following a "blood red" Hyundai Elantra. A true econo-box.

I was listening to a CD, "Mahler's Symphonie No.6 a-moll in A minor. It was classic music for what happened next.

As the Elantra swerved around a speeding, slightly out of control, 18 wheeler carrying a Con-X box, a giant buzzard dive-bombed the Hyundai and came within 12 IN of clawing that crap-car's roof.

I believe it was the first time a buzzard ever mistook a bad automobile for carrion. Either that or the bird figured the 18 wheeler was going to make road kill out of the future victims of Asian driving excellence.

At my earliest convenience, I hammered my GT a blew by both of these a-holes in an arrogant display of why it rocks to drive an American muscle car.

Out.

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64-1/2 Convert, 95 Coupe, 98 Coupe, 00 GT Coupe.

justjoe · 06-26-2001, 06:19 PM

Very cool story man.I would've liked to see that.

06-29-2001, 03:09 AM

LMAO! AWESOME STORY!

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'84 Mustang 5.0 LX
My car

06-26-2001, 06:09 PM	#1
Scanner Registered Member Join Date: May 2001 Location: Orlando, FL, USA Posts: 6	Car Buzzard. Today, I was driving up an entrance to something called the, "Greenway." It's a toll road with the highest cost/sq mile in the USSA. Anyway, I was following a "blood red" Hyundai Elantra. A true econo-box. I was listening to a CD, "Mahler's Symphonie No.6 a-moll in A minor. It was classic music for what happened next. As the Elantra swerved around a speeding, slightly out of control, 18 wheeler carrying a Con-X box, a giant buzzard dive-bombed the Hyundai and came within 12 IN of clawing that crap-car's roof. I believe it was the first time a buzzard ever mistook a bad automobile for carrion. Either that or the bird figured the 18 wheeler was going to make road kill out of the future victims of Asian driving excellence. At my earliest convenience, I hammered my GT a blew by both of these a-holes in an arrogant display of why it rocks to drive an American muscle car. Out. ------------------ 64-1/2 Convert, 95 Coupe, 98 Coupe, 00 GT Coupe.

06-26-2001, 06:19 PM	#2
justjoe Registered Member Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Coweta,Oklahoma,United States Posts: 18	Very cool story man.I would've liked to see that.

06-29-2001, 03:09 AM	#3
84stangLX Guest Posts: n/a	LMAO! AWESOME STORY! ------------------ '84 Mustang 5.0 LX My car