severely accident prone

[tireburner163]

I almost killed my self at work tonight. It all started, when I sat down on a utility cart, the darn thing fliped over and I busted my *** in front of a few fellow co-workers(who btw, loved it), then I gave myself a nice 1st degree burn on my left hand while opening the steamer in seafood(was cooking sasauge dogs, shhhhhhh), later while unloading the grocery truck I walked head first into a wall mounted spot light, and to top it off, while pulling a pallet of 12 pack cokes(about 350 pounds worth) I triped, fell, and the pallet jack ran over my toe(ouch!!!) and broke my middle toe

I'm not leaving the house for a while

[joe4speed]

LMAO.. you need a vacation, my man!

[Topless In Texas]

LMAO!!!!! I'm the same way on a regular basis....tonight I smashed my head on the door knob of my closet while getting the laundry out....hurt like hell, and I have a big KNOT on my head..I was leaving a voice mail when I did it too!!!! All you could hear was this big "CRUNCH" and then myself screaming obcenities into the phone....I had to listen to the message before I sent it, but it was too good to erase!!!!!!
But, I"ve never broken a bone....sorry you had such a rough day, hope tomorrow is better for you....see, thats what happens when you get OLDER!!!!! heheh

[MidNiteBlu 5.0]

Ahahahahha. That sucks man. You do need a vacation! Oh well school is almost over!

[6T9PONY]

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! You big, klutzy dork Josh! Just playin bud. But seriously....that's a whole lotta things to happen in one night!

[Ponygirl67]

sounds like it was one of those days when you are just better off to be at home holding the couch down.......take it easy, and I hope your toe feels better!!!

[PKRWUD]

You should try and attend the next auditions for Saturday Night Live. You sound like a shoe-in.

Take care,
-Chris

[Crazy Horse GT]

Originally posted by Topless In Texas
LMAO!!!!! I'm the same way on a regular basis....tonight I smashed my head on the door knob of my closet while getting the laundry out....hurt like hell, and I have a big KNOT on my head..I was leaving a voice mail when I did it too!!!! All you could hear was this big "CRUNCH" and then myself screaming obcenities into the phone....I had to listen to the message before I sent it, but it was too good to erase!!!!!!
But, I"ve never broken a bone....sorry you had such a rough day, hope tomorrow is better for you....see, thats what happens when you get OLDER!!!!! heheh

haha you & topless need a vacation you 2 are going to kill yourselves, hehe