President's alternate speech

[Moxie]

I'm not sure if everyone shares these views, but it's, uhh, an interesting variation...

If I were President George W. Bush's Speech Writer.

By Mitchell R. Robb

Good evening my fellow Americans.
First, I want to pass on my condolences to the people of New York and
all Americans that are hurting in this tragic time. You can rest assured
that anything and everything that can be done to assure the safety of
our country will be done. This is the greatest country in the world and
we will get through this trying time. Now is the time for all people to
set aside our petty differences and show the world that no one or
nothing can destroy the fortitude of the American people.

To the people responsible for today's tragedy, I say this:

Are you ******* kidding me? Are the turbans on your heads wrapped too
tight? Have you gone too long without a bath? Do you not know who you
are ******* with? Americans are so hungry to kill, that we shoot at each
other every day. We will relish that opportunity for new targets for our
aggression.

Have you forgotten history? What happened to the last people that
started ******* around with us? Remember the little yellow bastards over
in Japan? We slapped them all over the Pacific and roasted about 2
million of them in their own back yard. That's what we in America call a
big *** barbecue. Ever seen Texas on a map? Ever wonder why it's so big?
Because we wanted it that way, Mexico started jacking around with the
Alamo and now they cut our lawns. England? We sent them packing.

Ask your buddy Saddam about ******* with the good 'ole USA. The only
reason he got away the first time is because it's too hard to shoot
someone when you're doubled over laughing at them. Our soldiers aren't
trained to laugh and shoot at the same time. Now he couldn't stop a pack
of cub scouts from taking over his shitty little country.

Trust us, Afghanistan will end up a giant kitty litter box. Go ahead and
try to hide, Bin Laden. There's not a hole deep enough or a mountain
high enough that's going to keep your camel riding asses safe. We will
bomb every inch of the country that harbors him, his camps and any place
that looks and even smells like he was there. Hell, we might even drop a
few bombs on people that have pissed us off in the past. This is
America. We kick *** . This is what we do. Go ahead and laugh now, but
the Tomahawks are coming and we will smoke your sorry asses.

God bless America!

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Moxie Racing

The Nitrous Oxide Information Site

[This message has been edited by Moxie (edited 09-17-2001).]

[6T9PONY]

Holy **** man. That is perfect. I couldn't have said it any better. That explains how a lot of people feel. And I agree with all that stuff 110%. You kick *** Moxie.

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[tireburner163]

those are excitly my feelings

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THE SLO PONY
1992 Ford Mustand LX. 2.3 liter four-banger, auto. Future mods: V-8 swap. Fly it loud, Fly it proud!!!

If it ain't broke, you ain't tryin hard enough

all right i think we should make you gw's speech writer say it like it is ,we will avenge their cowardice , no f----ing dought call the white house, we nominate you as the # 1 speech writer. take care

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