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04-16-2002, 10:13 PM | #1 |
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I have discovered a new, even dumb speics of ricer
The redneck ricer who doesn't know jack about cars(dumbes ricereres retardes).
Ok I there is a guy in my first period class that was talking about how he's gonna lower his 95 S-10 and put 20" 100 spoke rims on it, about how the front tires are 15 inches WIDE, that it has a 5.0 liter V-6 in it(he actully argued this with me) and that he is going to put, and here's the kicker, "NAWZ" on it. "NAWZ" WFT, they can't even pronounce it like normal ricers. He then suggested that I didn't know how to prononce it. please To say the least this guy is not the brightest crayon in the box.
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04-16-2002, 10:35 PM | #2 |
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The Fast and the Furious Syndrome....
I've seen it before, and while not fatal, will keep your ET no faster than 16.0 The only known cure is to hog tie the sufferer into an 11 second or faster Mustang and drive like a maniac until the evil rice spirits are frightened out of the body....
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04-16-2002, 11:19 PM | #3 |
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What year is his s-10? Thats just a joke.. i bet he has the 4 banger, if he's dumb enough to say its a 5.0 liter.. whats with the ugly rims on trucks, pick-ups, and SUV's these days? Seriously, they are the ugliest things in teh world, especially when they have 20" rims that are like 6 or 7" wide.. bah
NAWZ is definately a sign of the Fast and the Furious syndrome
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04-16-2002, 11:48 PM | #4 |
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no not NAS like in the F&F. He said NAWZ, with a Z
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04-17-2002, 12:54 AM | #5 |
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tireburner,
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04-17-2002, 01:29 AM | #6 |
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Dude, the guy in your class is going to have a lot of NAWZ on that truck. I work about two miles from UCI (Univeristy of Chineese Immagrants) so I see a lot of rice when I am out to lunch. I feel I should share some of my Rice Boy insight with y'all.
NAWZ is not to be confused with 'NAS' (n2o) or NOS. Those all presumably mean the same thing and would blow up most rice engines. NAWZ on the other hand is all over the car. NAWZ gonna put a turbo on the car next week. NAWZ gonna put 20x15's on it but they didn't have the tires. The examples could go on and on. Basically NAWZ comes out right before you need to call BullShit on riceboy. I believe it translates into something like "No I was" or any similar lame *** excuse for driving a Billboard from Tokyo's Red Light District. Hope this helps.....
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04-17-2002, 08:56 AM | #7 |
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Ricer rage
tireburner:
I don't know how you can even talk to these idiots about cars. Their total ignorance about anything even related to cars and constant BS as they attempt to fake it all the time would have me crazed in about ten minutes and beating them about the head with a tire iron. Fortunately, I'm not in school and don't know - or want to know - any ricers or wannabe ricers. My life is better for this. Now, if you wanted to - and the idiot was willing - you could go out to his stupid little truck with him, take a tape measure and show him that his tires are not 15 inches wide. Try not to smirk. Then, have him open the hood and show him the emissions decal that describes the engine type and displacement. It won't say 302, for sure. Hardly worth it (he'll say your tape is 'off' and the decal must have been switched) but it may motivate the fool to try his insulting BS on someone other than you. Good luck. |
04-17-2002, 09:41 AM | #8 | |
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04-17-2002, 09:45 AM | #9 |
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Hey david how do those 245's fit? I have been debating whether to go to them and i heard that they dont fit on pre '91 or '92 cars that have been lowered. I see yours is lowered 2" and mine is lowered 1.5" so do you have any clearance problems?
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