Show Me The Money

PKRWUD · 11-14-2002, 02:54 PM

Just in case you ever got the two mixed up, this should make things a bit more clear.

*Ê IN PRISON...you spend the majority of your time in an 8X10 cell.
*Ê AT WORK... you spend the majority of your time in a 6X8 cubicle.

*Ê IN PRISON...you get three meals a day.
*Ê AT WORK...you only get a break for one meal and you pay for it.

*Ê IN PRISON...you get time off for good behavior.
*Ê AT WORK...you get more work for good behavior.

*Ê IN PRISON...the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.
*Ê AT WORK...you must carry around a security card and open all the doors for yourself.

*Ê IN PRISON...you can watch TV and play games.
*Ê AT WORK...you get fired for watching TV and playing games.

*Ê IN PRISON...you get your own toilet.
*Ê AT WORK...you have to share with some idiot who pees on the seat.

*Ê IN PRISON...they allow your family and friends to visit.
*Ê AT WORK...you can't even speak to your family.

*Ê IN PRISON...all expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work required.
*Ê AT WORK...you get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners.

*Ê IN PRISON...you spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out.
*Ê AT WORK...you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars.

*Ê IN PRISON...you must deal with sadistic wardens.
*Ê AT WORK...they're called managers.

Take care,
~Chris

1969Mach1 · 11-14-2002, 03:16 PM

lmao....

It's funny cause it's so true.

§am.

11-14-2002, 03:27 PM

LMAO, yeah dude that is true and very funny.

MidNiteBlu 5.0 · 11-15-2002, 02:43 AM

*Ê IN PRISON...you must deal with sadistic wardens.
*Ê AT WORK...they're called managers.

That is so true!

Crazy Horse GT · 11-15-2002, 03:44 AM

best one i have heard in awhile, it's sad but true.

11-14-2002, 02:54 PM	#1
PKRWUD Junior Member Join Date: Mar 1999 Location: Ventura, California Posts: 8,981	Show Me The Money Just in case you ever got the two mixed up, this should make things a bit more clear. Ê IN PRISON...you spend the majority of your time in an 8X10 cell. Ê AT WORK... you spend the majority of your time in a 6X8 cubicle. Ê IN PRISON...you get three meals a day. Ê AT WORK...you only get a break for one meal and you pay for it. Ê IN PRISON...you get time off for good behavior. Ê AT WORK...you get more work for good behavior. Ê IN PRISON...the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you. Ê AT WORK...you must carry around a security card and open all the doors for yourself. Ê IN PRISON...you can watch TV and play games. Ê AT WORK...you get fired for watching TV and playing games. Ê IN PRISON...you get your own toilet. Ê AT WORK...you have to share with some idiot who pees on the seat. Ê IN PRISON...they allow your family and friends to visit. Ê AT WORK...you can't even speak to your family. Ê IN PRISON...all expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work required. Ê AT WORK...you get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners. Ê IN PRISON...you spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out. Ê AT WORK...you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars. Ê IN PRISON...you must deal with sadistic wardens. Ê AT WORK...they're called managers. Take care, ~Chris __________________ Webmaster: Rice Haters Club Jim Porter Racing Peckerwoods Pit Stop Support Your Local RED & WHITE!

11-14-2002, 03:16 PM	#2
1969Mach1 HEY I CAN SET A NAME NOW! Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Ontario, Canada Posts: 2,556	lmao.... It's funny cause it's so true. §am. __________________ 1969 Mustang Mach 1Sold 351-4V Windsor, 4 Speed MACH 1 - Moving At The Speed Of Sound. 1979 Mustang Indianapolis 500 Pace Car For Sale - Email me for Info 302-2V, 3-Speed Auto One of 2,106 made One of 405 sent to Canada. Yes those are caution lights, and No you can't pass me when there on. Ricer Hater's Club - Member #4

11-15-2002, 02:43 AM	#4
MidNiteBlu 5.0 I got something to say Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: San Diego, CA Posts: 1,557	Ê IN PRISON...you must deal with sadistic wardens. Ê AT WORK...they're called managers. That is so true! __________________ 91 LX Hatch 5.0 - made for the twisties 89 LX Hatchback 5.0 5spd. stolen/stripped 4/7/05 http://www.mustangworks.com/cgi-bin/...splay.cgi?3494 1987 Toyota Pickup Ricer Haters Club Member #33 Want a custom gauge cluster for your Vintage Mustang? www.jmeenterprises.com

11-15-2002, 03:44 AM	#5
Crazy Horse GT Registered Member Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Sale Creek, TN. C. S. A. Posts: 4,652	best one i have heard in awhile, it's sad but true. __________________ 95 gt vert, lot's of stuff, it aint slow. 04 sonic blue v - six my beater 89 rs camaro iroc turbo hood, other stuff, my wifes ride 84 lx stang cammed up 289 hi po, etc 65 falcon, maybe by the year 2020. black 00gt, gone but never forgotten. R H C- member # 1 o.b.c. da prez- member # 1 if your under 40 dont ask. goodbye for now odie,r.i.p. 11-27-03

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11-14-2002, 03:27 PM	#3
digital3.3 Guest Posts: n/a	LMAO, yeah dude that is true and very funny.