Joke of the Day

PKRWUD · 11-06-2002, 03:57 PM

Two bored casino dealers were waiting at a craps table. ÊA very attractive blonde woman arrived and bet twenty- thousand dollars on a single roll of the dice.

She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm completely nude."

With that she stripped from her neck down, rolled the dice and yelled, "Mama needs new clothes!"

Then she hollered..."YES! YES! ÊI WON! ÊI WON!"

She jumped up and down and hugged each of the dealers. She then picked up all the money and clothes and quickly departed.

The dealers just stared at each other dumbfounded.

Finally, one of them asked, "What did she roll?"

The other answered, "I don't know I thought YOU were watching!"

Moral: Not all blondes are dumb, but all men are men.

Take care,
ÅChris

cyberstang5.0 · 11-06-2002, 04:00 PM

I'm smiling cuz of the naked chick. Good one!

Dark_5.0 · 11-06-2002, 05:44 PM

Funny

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bigred90gt · 11-06-2002, 08:16 PM

That was the funniest thing I have heard in a long time!!! Thanks, I needed that!
Caymon
On another note, I can totally sympathize with the dealers!

lx mike · 11-07-2002, 09:44 PM

Quote:

Moral: Not all blondes are dumb, but all men are men.

hehehe good one! now how would you explain that to the boss??

The Deuce · 11-08-2002, 12:33 AM

That's the one time that everybody wins.

1969Mach1 · 11-08-2002, 01:22 PM

That joke would of been funnier with pictures.

lol
You can explain it easily to the boss, just show him the security camera.

All guys are guys, he'll understand.

§am.

11-08-2002, 02:45 PM

lmao, thats a good one dude.

11-06-2002, 03:57 PM	#1
PKRWUD Junior Member Join Date: Mar 1999 Location: Ventura, California Posts: 8,981	Joke of the Day Two bored casino dealers were waiting at a craps table. ÊA very attractive blonde woman arrived and bet twenty- thousand dollars on a single roll of the dice. She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm completely nude." With that she stripped from her neck down, rolled the dice and yelled, "Mama needs new clothes!" Then she hollered..."YES! YES! ÊI WON! ÊI WON!" She jumped up and down and hugged each of the dealers. She then picked up all the money and clothes and quickly departed. The dealers just stared at each other dumbfounded. Finally, one of them asked, "What did she roll?" The other answered, "I don't know I thought YOU were watching!" Moral: Not all blondes are dumb, but all men are men. Take care, ÅChris __________________ Webmaster: Rice Haters Club Jim Porter Racing Peckerwoods Pit Stop Support Your Local RED & WHITE!

11-06-2002, 05:44 PM	#3
Dark_5.0 Registered Member Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Staging lane Posts: 4,337	Funny .......... __________________ 92' LX-Big brakes, Lots and lots of suspension, GT40X heads, Ported cobra intake, stock cam, Vortech SC trim. 00' Lightning-Stock 88'CRX-13 second ego killer

11-06-2002, 08:16 PM	#4
bigred90gt 2 Stangs in the Stable Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Baytown, TX Posts: 1,209	That was the funniest thing I have heard in a long time!!! Thanks, I needed that! Caymon On another note, I can totally sympathize with the dealers! __________________ '90 GT Under construction Best E.T. = Fast @ High Speeds - OK So I Lie. So What!!! 04 F-150 STX 4.2L 5 spd Rice Haters Club Member #128

11-08-2002, 12:33 AM	#6
The Deuce Registered Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Atlanta, GA Posts: 2,325	That's the one time that everybody wins. __________________ 1997 Mustang GT "The Freak" - 13.80 @ 101.70, 2.07 60' 1995 Honda VFR750 - not much @ really fast (actual data pending.) 1964.5 Mustang 289 Rice Haters Club Member #13

11-08-2002, 01:22 PM	#7
1969Mach1 HEY I CAN SET A NAME NOW! Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Ontario, Canada Posts: 2,556	That joke would of been funnier with pictures. lol You can explain it easily to the boss, just show him the security camera. All guys are guys, he'll understand. §am. __________________ 1969 Mustang Mach 1Sold 351-4V Windsor, 4 Speed MACH 1 - Moving At The Speed Of Sound. 1979 Mustang Indianapolis 500 Pace Car For Sale - Email me for Info 302-2V, 3-Speed Auto One of 2,106 made One of 405 sent to Canada. Yes those are caution lights, and No you can't pass me when there on. Ricer Hater's Club - Member #4

11-06-2002, 04:00 PM	#2
cyberstang5.0 347ci of HORSE POWER!!! Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Houston, TX Posts: 1,416	I'm smiling cuz of the naked chick. Good one!

11-08-2002, 02:45 PM	#8
digital3.3 Guest Posts: n/a	lmao, thats a good one dude.

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