What your car says about you

gsxkilla · 03-14-2002, 10:16 PM

What Your Car Says About You.

Acura Integra: I've always wanted to own the Buick of sports cars

Acura Legend: I'm too bland for German cars

Acura NSX: I'm impotent

Audi Quattro: I enjoy passing on the median

BMW Z3: I'm out and I'm proud

Buick Park Avenue: I'm older than 34 of the 50 states

Cadillac Catera : I learned nothing from the Cimarron

Cadillac Eldorado: I am a very good Mary Kay salesman

Cadillac Seville: I'm a pimp

Chevrolet Camaro: I enjoy beating the crap out of people

Chevrolet Caprice: I enjoy having people slow to 55 mph and change lanes when I pull up behind them

Chevrolet Chevette: I like seeing people's reactions when I tell them I have a 'Vette

Chevrolet Corvette: I'm in a mid-life crisis

Chevrolet El Camino: I am leading a militia to overthrow the government

Chevrolet Malibu (new style): I gave in to the advertising, and bought a car that I know Japan has been building for 10 years.

Chevrolet Monte Carlo: I have no front teeth and a mullet.

Chevrolet Sprint: I think I can, I think I can.

Chevrolet Tracker: I start 12th grade in the fall

Chrysler Cordoba I dig the rich Corinthian leather

Datsun 280Z: I have a kilo of cocaine in my trunk

Dodge Aries: I teach third grade special education

Dodge Avenger: I'm a rich daddy's girl who thinks my car can outrun a Firebird.

Dodge Dakota: I am too macho to drive a compact truck, but I'm too much of a wuss to drive a full size truck.

Dodge Dart: I teach third grade and I voted for Eisenhower

Dodge Daytona: I delivered pizza for four years to get this car

Dodge Neon: I enjoy seeing Saturns, Honda Civics, Chevy
Cavaliers, and Ford Escorts in my rearview mirror

Ford F-150: I like a truck that will fall apart when I try to load it to its rated payload.

Ford Probe: I like to think it's a Mustang.

Ford Mustang: I slow down to 85 in school zones

Ford Taurus: I hate driving

Geo Storm: I'll start the 11th grade in the fall.

Geo Tracker: I'll start 12th grade in the fall.

Honda del Sol: I've always said; half a convertible is better than no convertible at all

Honda Civic: I've just graduated and have no credit

Honda Accord: I lack any originality and am basically a lemming.

Hyundai Accent: I delivered pizza for years to get this car

Hyundai Tiburon: I wanna be!

Infiniti G20: I couldn't afford a real Infiniti.

Infiniti Q45: I'm a physician with 17 malpractice suits pending.

Jaguar XJS V-12: I'm so rich I'll pay $60,000.00 for a car that is in the shop 280 days of the year

Jeep Grand Cherokee: I need a vehicle that can tackle the speed bumps at the mall.

Kia Sephia: I learned nothing from the failure of Daihatsu Corp.

Lexus LS400: I'm the lawyer suing the owner of the Infiniti Q45

Lincoln Navigator: I don't mind that I paid $50,000 for a Ford Expedition with two extra reflectors on the tailgate

Lincoln Town Car: I live for bingo and covered dish suppers

Mazda Miata: I do not fear being decapitated by an eighteen-wheeler

Mercedes 600SL: I will beat you up if you ask me for an autograph

Mercedes 560SEL: have a daughter named Bitsy and a son named Cole

MGB: I'm dating a mechanic

Mitsubishi Diamante: I don't know what it means either

Nissan 300ZX: I have yet to complete my divorce proceedings

Oldsmobile Cutlass I just stole this car and I'm going to make a fortune off the parts

Peugeot 505 Diesel: I am on the EPA's Ten Most Wanted List

Plymouth Neon: I enjoy doing the Macarena

Pontiac Trans AM: I have a switchblade in my sock and a mullet

Porsche 911 Turbo: I have a three inch thingie

Porsche 944: I'm dating big haired women that otherwise wouldn't look at me

Range Rover: I do not care about J.D. Powers or his surveys

Saturn SC2: (See Honda Civic)

Saturn SL1: I don't care that street sweepers pass me on the road

Toyota Camry: I've always wanted to own the Oldsmobile of Japanese family sedans

Volkswagon Beetle: I still watch Partridge Family reruns

Toyota Tercel: I wish I had a Honda Civic

Volkswagon Cabriolet: I'm out of the closet

Volkswagon Microbus: Dude! were's the joint?

Volvo 740 Wagon: I'm frightened of my wife

Yugo: I remember when the only thing that exploded in Yugoslavia was its cars.

This isn't from me but it still kills me. Enjoy

PKRWUD · 03-14-2002, 11:01 PM

That is a classic. I haven't seen it in a while, and was just searching my HD for it a couple weeks ago. Thanks for posting it!

Take care,
-Chris

Topless In Texas · 03-14-2002, 11:54 PM

Ya, I havent seen that for a while either!!!! I love it!!! So much of it is OH SO true!!! hehehe...Love the Mustang one!!!!! heehhehe

Mercury · 03-15-2002, 12:02 AM

That was pretty good there. Of all of them, I think the Mustangs got the coolest one. How fitting.

RAGE_5.0 · 03-15-2002, 01:35 AM

only wussies slow down to 85

i won't let it drop below 105

1969Mach1 · 03-15-2002, 02:12 AM

hahaha... Loving it.
Yeh those speed limits are just suggested. They don't actually expect you to do it. lol If people don't want to get hit then they should stay out of the way of my car.

SilverPoet · 03-15-2002, 04:03 AM

No Dodge Intrepid? ::wink::

MustangKelly96 · 03-15-2002, 09:05 AM

That was good.
I had to send it to all my import/GM friends. With the Ford Mustang highlighted of course.

BTW, you are supposed to slow down in school zones!!?? j/k

95mustanggt · 03-15-2002, 09:51 AM

I ALWAYS slow down for school zones, but other than that....

Mr 5 0 · 03-15-2002, 11:19 AM

Witty - and a lot of truth to some of the descriptions but according to this list almost every car made has some sort of stigma attached to owing it.

The Mustang/Camaro owner descriptions aren't very flattering, either. They infer that if you drive a Mustang you're an irresponsible maniac and that Camaro/Firebird owners are thugs - who own fish. Ford trucks didn't do too well, either.

Tough choices.

Glad I have a Mustang that cost less than an Accord, is faster than most of the cars on the list and can be made to run with a 'Vette for one-tenth of what the 'Vette costs with no self-esteem issues, just fun. Oh yeah, I slow down for School Zones - but not for Camaros.

PKRWUD · 03-15-2002, 12:19 PM

I wasn't too thrilled with the F-150 description either, but I found it amusing that the F-150 was the only full size truck listed.

Take care,
-Chris

mustangdani55 · 03-15-2002, 03:27 PM

What????No cadavalier?????

I feel slighted...

gsxkilla · 03-15-2002, 06:07 PM

hey now dont take it so seriously!! lol irresponsible?? lol... ur a funny guy
ryan

69fastback · 03-15-2002, 08:09 PM

hey i don't like the f150 one. My truck is awesome. I have never had one problem

Jeb_Bush_2000 · 03-15-2002, 08:19 PM

Chevy Cavalier: I've always wanted to own an american Le Car.

03-14-2002, 10:16 PM	#1
gsxkilla Registered Member Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Missouri Posts: 48	What your car says about you What Your Car Says About You. Acura Integra: I've always wanted to own the Buick of sports cars Acura Legend: I'm too bland for German cars Acura NSX: I'm impotent Audi Quattro: I enjoy passing on the median BMW Z3: I'm out and I'm proud Buick Park Avenue: I'm older than 34 of the 50 states Cadillac Catera : I learned nothing from the Cimarron Cadillac Eldorado: I am a very good Mary Kay salesman Cadillac Seville: I'm a pimp Chevrolet Camaro: I enjoy beating the crap out of people Chevrolet Caprice: I enjoy having people slow to 55 mph and change lanes when I pull up behind them Chevrolet Chevette: I like seeing people's reactions when I tell them I have a 'Vette Chevrolet Corvette: I'm in a mid-life crisis Chevrolet El Camino: I am leading a militia to overthrow the government Chevrolet Malibu (new style): I gave in to the advertising, and bought a car that I know Japan has been building for 10 years. Chevrolet Monte Carlo: I have no front teeth and a mullet. Chevrolet Sprint: I think I can, I think I can. Chevrolet Tracker: I start 12th grade in the fall Chrysler Cordoba I dig the rich Corinthian leather Datsun 280Z: I have a kilo of cocaine in my trunk Dodge Aries: I teach third grade special education Dodge Avenger: I'm a rich daddy's girl who thinks my car can outrun a Firebird. Dodge Dakota: I am too macho to drive a compact truck, but I'm too much of a wuss to drive a full size truck. Dodge Dart: I teach third grade and I voted for Eisenhower Dodge Daytona: I delivered pizza for four years to get this car Dodge Neon: I enjoy seeing Saturns, Honda Civics, Chevy Cavaliers, and Ford Escorts in my rearview mirror Ford F-150: I like a truck that will fall apart when I try to load it to its rated payload. Ford Probe: I like to think it's a Mustang. Ford Mustang: I slow down to 85 in school zones Ford Taurus: I hate driving Geo Storm: I'll start the 11th grade in the fall. Geo Tracker: I'll start 12th grade in the fall. Honda del Sol: I've always said; half a convertible is better than no convertible at all Honda Civic: I've just graduated and have no credit Honda Accord: I lack any originality and am basically a lemming. Hyundai Accent: I delivered pizza for years to get this car Hyundai Tiburon: I wanna be! Infiniti G20: I couldn't afford a real Infiniti. Infiniti Q45: I'm a physician with 17 malpractice suits pending. Jaguar XJS V-12: I'm so rich I'll pay $60,000.00 for a car that is in the shop 280 days of the year Jeep Grand Cherokee: I need a vehicle that can tackle the speed bumps at the mall. Kia Sephia: I learned nothing from the failure of Daihatsu Corp. Lexus LS400: I'm the lawyer suing the owner of the Infiniti Q45 Lincoln Navigator: I don't mind that I paid $50,000 for a Ford Expedition with two extra reflectors on the tailgate Lincoln Town Car: I live for bingo and covered dish suppers Mazda Miata: I do not fear being decapitated by an eighteen-wheeler Mercedes 600SL: I will beat you up if you ask me for an autograph Mercedes 560SEL: have a daughter named Bitsy and a son named Cole MGB: I'm dating a mechanic Mitsubishi Diamante: I don't know what it means either Nissan 300ZX: I have yet to complete my divorce proceedings Oldsmobile Cutlass I just stole this car and I'm going to make a fortune off the parts Peugeot 505 Diesel: I am on the EPA's Ten Most Wanted List Plymouth Neon: I enjoy doing the Macarena Pontiac Trans AM: I have a switchblade in my sock and a mullet Porsche 911 Turbo: I have a three inch thingie Porsche 944: I'm dating big haired women that otherwise wouldn't look at me Range Rover: I do not care about J.D. Powers or his surveys Saturn SC2: (See Honda Civic) Saturn SL1: I don't care that street sweepers pass me on the road Toyota Camry: I've always wanted to own the Oldsmobile of Japanese family sedans Volkswagon Beetle: I still watch Partridge Family reruns Toyota Tercel: I wish I had a Honda Civic Volkswagon Cabriolet: I'm out of the closet Volkswagon Microbus: Dude! were's the joint? Volvo 740 Wagon: I'm frightened of my wife Yugo: I remember when the only thing that exploded in Yugoslavia was its cars. This isn't from me but it still kills me. Enjoy __________________ Cracked Heads Engine Valves Rattle Oil Leaks Every Time: "Chevrolet"

03-14-2002, 11:01 PM	#2
PKRWUD Junior Member Join Date: Mar 1999 Location: Ventura, California Posts: 8,981	That is a classic. I haven't seen it in a while, and was just searching my HD for it a couple weeks ago. Thanks for posting it! Take care, -Chris __________________ Webmaster: Rice Haters Club Jim Porter Racing Peckerwoods Pit Stop Support Your Local RED & WHITE!

03-14-2002, 11:54 PM	#3
Topless In Texas Not broken anymore! Join Date: May 2001 Location: La Porte, TEXASS :) Posts: 1,963	Thats a keeper!! Ya, I havent seen that for a while either!!!! I love it!!! So much of it is OH SO true!!! hehehe...Love the Mustang one!!!!! heehhehe __________________ R.I.P. my Kinde..Jan. 19,1992-Aug. 22, 2003. Shes Cruisin' doggie heaven in a Blown Verte or a GTO!!! 2005 ROUSH GT Verte SuperStallions of the Net Feature, May 2002 RICE HATERS CLUB MEMBER #38!! O.B.C #5..thank you!! I feel so priveledged!! BONE STOCK~ Hell, its a ROUSH!

03-15-2002, 12:02 AM	#4
Mercury The Redneck James Bond Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: Fayetteville NC Posts: 1,707	That was pretty good there. Of all of them, I think the Mustangs got the coolest one. How fitting. __________________ 64 1/2 "D" code Red Mustang Coupe. Red Baron, 2000 Perf Red Mustang GT. 5spd. Stage 2 CNC heads with Large Valves, Comp Cams (270-274 dur .550 lift), Forged Crank, DRP pistons, Manly H-beams, Pro M 87 mm Mass Air, 24lb Inj, 75mm TB, Plenum Spacer ,Long Tube Headers, Homemade H-pipe, 2 chamber Flows, 4:10's, Steeda Tri-Ax, LKW 70/30's, Eibach Drag Springs, Steeda SubFrames, Battle Boxes, Rear Girdle, Adj uppers, Alunimum Drshft, Southside Lift Bars. Project Cars, 64 1/2 6cyl coupe, 1930 Model A Nostalgia Rod.

03-15-2002, 01:35 AM	#5
RAGE_5.0 Registered Member Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Leamington, Ontario, Canada Posts: 767	only wussies slow down to 85 i won't let it drop below 105 __________________ Black 1990 Cobra Mac offroad H pipe, Hooker aerochambers , k&n bunch of stuff that I'm to lazy to type out sitting in my room

03-15-2002, 02:12 AM	#6
1969Mach1 HEY I CAN SET A NAME NOW! Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Ontario, Canada Posts: 2,556	hahaha... Loving it. Yeh those speed limits are just suggested. They don't actually expect you to do it. lol If people don't want to get hit then they should stay out of the way of my car. __________________ 1969 Mustang Mach 1Sold 351-4V Windsor, 4 Speed MACH 1 - Moving At The Speed Of Sound. 1979 Mustang Indianapolis 500 Pace Car For Sale - Email me for Info 302-2V, 3-Speed Auto One of 2,106 made One of 405 sent to Canada. Yes those are caution lights, and No you can't pass me when there on. Ricer Hater's Club - Member #4

03-15-2002, 04:03 AM	#7
SilverPoet Registered Member Join Date: Apr 2000 Location: Brooklyn Center, MN Posts: 21	No Dodge Intrepid? ::wink::

03-15-2002, 09:05 AM	#8
MustangKelly96 Registered Member Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: The Great State of Indiana Posts: 353	That was good. I had to send it to all my import/GM friends. With the Ford Mustang highlighted of course. BTW, you are supposed to slow down in school zones!!?? j/k Last edited by MustangKelly96; 03-15-2002 at 09:24 AM..

03-15-2002, 09:51 AM	#9
95mustanggt Registered Member Join Date: May 2000 Location: Kamloops, BC Posts: 2,875	I ALWAYS slow down for school zones, but other than that.... __________________ 1995 Mustang GT 20016 F150 Lariat Super Crew

03-15-2002, 11:19 AM	#10
Mr 5 0 Conservative Individualist Join Date: May 1997 Location: Wherever I need to be Posts: 7,487	Car Identification and the alter ego Witty - and a lot of truth to some of the descriptions but according to this list almost every car made has some sort of stigma attached to owing it. The Mustang/Camaro owner descriptions aren't very flattering, either. They infer that if you drive a Mustang you're an irresponsible maniac and that Camaro/Firebird owners are thugs - who own fish. Ford trucks didn't do too well, either. Tough choices. Glad I have a Mustang that cost less than an Accord, is faster than most of the cars on the list and can be made to run with a 'Vette for one-tenth of what the 'Vette costs with no self-esteem issues, just fun. Oh yeah, I slow down for School Zones - but not for Camaros.

03-15-2002, 12:19 PM	#11
PKRWUD Junior Member Join Date: Mar 1999 Location: Ventura, California Posts: 8,981	I wasn't too thrilled with the F-150 description either, but I found it amusing that the F-150 was the only full size truck listed. Take care, -Chris __________________ Webmaster: Rice Haters Club Jim Porter Racing Peckerwoods Pit Stop Support Your Local RED & WHITE!

03-15-2002, 03:27 PM	#12
mustangdani55 Registered Member Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Indianapolis, Indiana USA Posts: 334	What????No cadavalier????? I feel slighted... __________________ It makes people wonder what you've been up to!

03-15-2002, 06:07 PM	#13
gsxkilla Registered Member Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Missouri Posts: 48	hey now dont take it so seriously!! lol irresponsible?? lol... ur a funny guy ryan __________________ Cracked Heads Engine Valves Rattle Oil Leaks Every Time: "Chevrolet"

03-15-2002, 08:09 PM	#14
69fastback IRAQ VET Join Date: Feb 2000 Location: high desert California Posts: 1,480	hey i don't like the f150 one. My truck is awesome. I have never had one problem __________________ 428 Cobra Jet SOHC 5.4 3V F-150 96 mystic cobra 91 GT

03-15-2002, 08:19 PM	#15
Jeb_Bush_2000 Registered Member Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Taxachusetts Posts: 374	Chevy Cavalier: I've always wanted to own an american Le Car.