Ricer conversions

7up · 04-30-2002, 08:55 PM

To start off with I saw a black 96 or so Mustang GT with a frikkin picnic table wing on the back of it today in front of the local ricer hangout PhatnLow. I was very dissapointed in the owner.

I've mentioned before that there is this kid in my building with a Saturn and a bunch of stupid ricer friends who are all gonna supe up their cars so they are faster than mine.

Of course none of them have actually done anything to them yet.

THis Saturn kid met this other girl because she also had a Saturn. I have become friends with her and love telling her how much her Saturn sucks. She is a smart girl though, she knows a lot more about cars than the Saturn boy and his friends. Today I called her up and asked if she wanted a ride in my Stang since I was near her house. SHe got all excited and and said of course. I took her for a ride and after about 2 seconds she said she wanted a Mustang. By the end of the ride she said she wanted two.

Then after I dropped her off I see a newer model Gt thats black with yellow all over it. He follows me for a while and we both turn right on to an empty road. I pull over into the left lane and roll at about 5 mph waiting for him to turn and get next to me. He just gunned it through the turn and took off in the right lane. He got about a car on me before I took off and then I started to catch up and I passed him right before 60 when we both had to let off. He immediatley turned off instead of trying to go again at the next stoplight which was clear of traffic. I've been very dissapointed with Mustang owners in Greeley

Crazy Horse GT · 05-01-2002, 01:37 AM

man a black & yellow stang, if it was real guady, then he is rice also, yeah those day-um saturn's, they alway's try the fly-by on me on the highway to work, how quickly they learn just how fast a stang will catch them, my car is stock except the k&n but it will smoke a domestic rice- the saturn, driven by most owner's named uranus, heheh

7up · 05-01-2002, 10:59 AM

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Originally posted by Crazy Horse GT
man a black & yellow stang, if it was real guady, then he is rice also, yeah those day-um saturn's, they alway's try the fly-by on me on the highway to work, how quickly they learn just how fast a stang will catch them, my car is stock except the k&n but it will smoke a domestic rice- the saturn, driven by most owner's named uranus, heheh

HaHahahaha. I haven't heard that before, I'm going to have to start calling Saturn boy uranus

Crazy Horse GT · 05-01-2002, 11:29 AM

cool do it because i have noticed most saturn owner's think that their plastic cars are the chit, that's why i call them uranus,hahaha

:, they must be mighty duck fan's, heheh.

kiku2sleep · 05-01-2002, 02:01 PM

My wife has a Saturn and it is about the slowest car I have ever driven. I have to drive it from time to time and it makes me feel like less of a man. The American flag in the shape of a heart (gay patriot sticker) on the back window isn't helping matters any either.

saturn=

polara7777 · 05-01-2002, 02:03 PM

LOL!!!

04-30-2002, 08:55 PM	#1
7up Registered Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Greeley, Colorado Posts: 321	Ricer conversions To start off with I saw a black 96 or so Mustang GT with a frikkin picnic table wing on the back of it today in front of the local ricer hangout PhatnLow. I was very dissapointed in the owner. I've mentioned before that there is this kid in my building with a Saturn and a bunch of stupid ricer friends who are all gonna supe up their cars so they are faster than mine. Of course none of them have actually done anything to them yet. THis Saturn kid met this other girl because she also had a Saturn. I have become friends with her and love telling her how much her Saturn sucks. She is a smart girl though, she knows a lot more about cars than the Saturn boy and his friends. Today I called her up and asked if she wanted a ride in my Stang since I was near her house. SHe got all excited and and said of course. I took her for a ride and after about 2 seconds she said she wanted a Mustang. By the end of the ride she said she wanted two. Then after I dropped her off I see a newer model Gt thats black with yellow all over it. He follows me for a while and we both turn right on to an empty road. I pull over into the left lane and roll at about 5 mph waiting for him to turn and get next to me. He just gunned it through the turn and took off in the right lane. He got about a car on me before I took off and then I started to catch up and I passed him right before 60 when we both had to let off. He immediatley turned off instead of trying to go again at the next stoplight which was clear of traffic. I've been very dissapointed with Mustang owners in Greeley __________________ 91 lx convertible, Vortech a-trim, 2.87 blower pulley. 30lb injectors, 80 mm mass air, 255 fuel pump, flowmaster cat back, bbk long tubes and h pipe 299.3 hp, 355.5 tq(before h-pipe, headers) Ricer Hater's Club-member #16

05-01-2002, 01:37 AM	#2
Crazy Horse GT Registered Member Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Sale Creek, TN. C. S. A. Posts: 4,652	man a black & yellow stang, if it was real guady, then he is rice also, yeah those day-um saturn's, they alway's try the fly-by on me on the highway to work, how quickly they learn just how fast a stang will catch them, my car is stock except the k&n but it will smoke a domestic rice- the saturn, driven by most owner's named uranus, heheh __________________ 95 gt vert, lot's of stuff, it aint slow. 04 sonic blue v - six my beater 89 rs camaro iroc turbo hood, other stuff, my wifes ride 84 lx stang cammed up 289 hi po, etc 65 falcon, maybe by the year 2020. black 00gt, gone but never forgotten. R H C- member # 1 o.b.c. da prez- member # 1 if your under 40 dont ask. goodbye for now odie,r.i.p. 11-27-03

05-01-2002, 11:29 AM	#4
Crazy Horse GT Registered Member Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Sale Creek, TN. C. S. A. Posts: 4,652	cool do it because i have noticed most saturn owner's think that their plastic cars are the chit, that's why i call them uranus,hahaha :, they must be mighty duck fan's, heheh. __________________ 95 gt vert, lot's of stuff, it aint slow. 04 sonic blue v - six my beater 89 rs camaro iroc turbo hood, other stuff, my wifes ride 84 lx stang cammed up 289 hi po, etc 65 falcon, maybe by the year 2020. black 00gt, gone but never forgotten. R H C- member # 1 o.b.c. da prez- member # 1 if your under 40 dont ask. goodbye for now odie,r.i.p. 11-27-03

05-01-2002, 02:01 PM	#5
kiku2sleep Registered Member Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Gaza Strip, Southwestern Asia Posts: 77	My wife has a Saturn and it is about the slowest car I have ever driven. I have to drive it from time to time and it makes me feel like less of a man. The American flag in the shape of a heart (gay patriot sticker) on the back window isn't helping matters any either. saturn= __________________ 92 LX 5.0-Green W/white top, guts, and rims. 01 gixxer 600 (team colors)

05-01-2002, 02:03 PM	#6
polara7777 Registered Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Columbus, MS Posts: 324	LOL!!! __________________ -Ian Christopher -84 VW Vanagon (Stock so far but it barks 3rd ) -67 Dodge Polara (383 punched 30, Heavy head work, Mopar Performance single plane intake, Holley 750, electric fuel pump, Holley regulator, .484 duration cam, FRIED bottom end!) DOH!!! Fried the #1 rod bearing. Stroker kit coming! -01 Kawasaki Ninja 250 (Clear lenses, shaved fender, rear signals in the rear housing, baffles removed, Deals Gap dragon on the tail.)

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