Want to be a "Masta Playa?"

mustangII460 · 01-05-2003, 04:04 AM

Can't remember who posted this first . I had to find it, this kills me.

MASTA PLAYA

Read "Hate Mail #4" The first email,,, LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

1969Mach1 · 01-05-2003, 12:04 PM

lol That is some hillarious stuff. I think it's just a joke to get all those import guys ravelled up.

§am.

mustangII460 · 01-05-2003, 04:18 PM

I just don't understand why he posts hate mail. Reading some of it, is just too funny.

"And of course, this car has been known to smoke many Mustangs"

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH BREATH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

LayanRubr · 01-05-2003, 06:03 PM

I still dont know if these guys can compete with the Icy Hot Stunnaz http://www.icyhotstunta.com/

01-05-2003, 07:37 PM

LMAO, damn that masta playa site is so ******* hurting. and the icyhotstuna's site is still the orginal site of hurteness(don't ask

)
both sites are horrible

mustangII460 · 01-05-2003, 08:07 PM

Icy Hot LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

I wonder if the world would end, say if : Masta Playa and the Stunaz got together. BAWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Crazy Horse GT · 01-05-2003, 10:33 PM

oh man, darwin was way off, an idiot like this lived, day-umm, wonder if his mom had any kid's who lived lol, f------ ricer's, oh i bet it's bling bling, aka not c-bring lmao.

01-06-2003, 05:17 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Crazy Horse GT
oh i bet it's bling bling, aka not c-bring lmao.

man i wouldn't be surprised if it was.

Capri306 · 01-06-2003, 04:22 PM

OMG, I'm sorry, but I cannot believe this crap is REAL!!! Did you guys read about how his step dad beats the crap out of his mom???

THEN, on top of that, the stepdad PAYS HIS BUTT to not say or do anything!!!! I hope someone in the family has the courage to shoot all three of them. This cornholer for obvious reasons, the stepdad for beating the mom, and the mom for having a waste of food like this for a son.

Anyways, MOST sites like stickdeath have humorous *responses* to hate mail. What does this homo do? Posts it like it's cool or something, with no retaliation. Is that COOL to this guy, putting HUGE links to hate mail? Most web designers put it off to the side like a freak show, but this loser brandishes it.

You know, I usually oppose suicide, but I think even his doctor would prescribe cyanide pills for this guy.

BTW, thanks for the link. I laughed extremely hard at first, but then I realized this dork is real.

MissBlondie · 01-06-2003, 06:23 PM

HAHAHA I remember the icyhotstunnaz... They're a lot like this crackhead! Ohhh yeah I've been lookin' for a husband... my dream man right there... clamidia and all... lmao

mustangII460 · 12-07-2003, 12:50 AM

Dug this up from the bowels of heck.

Still funny as all!

Stang_Girl617 · 12-07-2003, 09:30 PM

ok Masta Playa... This kid is seriously a dork... I feel kinda sorry for him He NEEDS a real woman not some white trash chick that looks like a man... Its sooo sad. Someone seriously needs to notify this kid... poor guy...

Lord ...lol

Stang_Girl617 · 12-07-2003, 09:36 PM

ok Masta Playa... This kid is seriously a dork... I feel kinda sorry for him He NEEDS a real woman not some white trash chick that looks like a man... Its sooo sad. Someone seriously needs to notify this kid... poor guy...

Lord ...lol

84Lincoln · 12-08-2003, 08:42 PM

It almost seems as though the "masta playa" might be doing this whole thing as an insult to imports, kinda like ricecar.com. but I don't think anyone would go so far to have a rice-civic and a rice-neon just to make fun of them....this kid needs help

Fox Body · 12-10-2003, 12:16 PM

Oh, this one hate mail is a pure satirical masterpiece:

Quote:

From: "Jim.McDavid (Exchange)" | Block Address | Add to Address Book
To: "'mmmport_tuner@yahoo.com'"
Subject: Wow!!!
Date: Thu, 15 Mar 2001 12:05:58 -0600

I just saw your site dude! That's a REALLY nice car!! Where do you
race at? I just have to make due with my 82' Corvette for now,
but I'm hoping to own a car like yours someday. I'm glad we live in
different towns, I'd hate to have to race you!
It's great to see a site that's coherent and well put together, as
well as grammar that's easy to follow and understand. I wish there
were more sites like this one!
That picture of you standing there with the muffler is intense, you're
a scary looking dude - how many hours a day do you work out?
I showed it to my girlfriend and she got all wet instantly - she wants
me to work out so I can have a body like yours. Could you post some
pictures of yourself naked? She'd really like that, and I'm not always
around to please her. She could...you know...use them when I'm not here.
Oh yeah, post one with you and the muffler with your little dong hanging
out - that's it!! Yeah, YEAH!!!!!! MORE MUFFLER SHOTS!!!!

[ed: I know da ladiez can't resist me.. even da blue collar onez dat
hang out wit da GM freakz]

mustangII460 · 02-27-2004, 09:14 PM

Sorry, but I had to dig this one up again.

DON"T LET THIS BE YOU!

FordFastGirl5.0 · 02-28-2004, 11:05 AM

No Sh*t, that guy was a flamer!

mustardjohn · 02-28-2004, 02:12 PM

There is a guy that parks near where I work that has four (4) of the big mufflers on his 1.8 liter. I can't tell if they are all hooked up but there are four! Maybe These two should get to know each other.

mustangII460 · 02-29-2004, 12:10 AM

You need to get a picture of that John, Id love to see that!

01-05-2003, 04:04 AM	#1
mustangII460 Factoy Five Roadster Join Date: May 2000 Location: Sevier Co,Tennessee Posts: 1,681	Want to be a "Masta Playa?" Can't remember who posted this first . I had to find it, this kills me. MASTA PLAYA Read "Hate Mail #4" The first email,,, LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL __________________ Frank

01-05-2003, 12:04 PM	#2
1969Mach1 HEY I CAN SET A NAME NOW! Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Ontario, Canada Posts: 2,556	lol That is some hillarious stuff. I think it's just a joke to get all those import guys ravelled up. §am. __________________ 1969 Mustang Mach 1Sold 351-4V Windsor, 4 Speed MACH 1 - Moving At The Speed Of Sound. 1979 Mustang Indianapolis 500 Pace Car For Sale - Email me for Info 302-2V, 3-Speed Auto One of 2,106 made One of 405 sent to Canada. Yes those are caution lights, and No you can't pass me when there on. Ricer Hater's Club - Member #4

01-05-2003, 04:18 PM	#3
mustangII460 Factoy Five Roadster Join Date: May 2000 Location: Sevier Co,Tennessee Posts: 1,681	I just don't understand why he posts hate mail. Reading some of it, is just too funny. "And of course, this car has been known to smoke many Mustangs" AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH BREATH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA __________________ Frank

01-05-2003, 08:07 PM	#6
mustangII460 Factoy Five Roadster Join Date: May 2000 Location: Sevier Co,Tennessee Posts: 1,681	Icy Hot LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL I wonder if the world would end, say if : Masta Playa and the Stunaz got together. BAWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH __________________ Frank

01-05-2003, 10:33 PM	#7
Crazy Horse GT Registered Member Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Sale Creek, TN. C. S. A. Posts: 4,652	oh man, darwin was way off, an idiot like this lived, day-umm, wonder if his mom had any kid's who lived lol, f------ ricer's, oh i bet it's bling bling, aka not c-bring lmao. __________________ 95 gt vert, lot's of stuff, it aint slow. 04 sonic blue v - six my beater 89 rs camaro iroc turbo hood, other stuff, my wifes ride 84 lx stang cammed up 289 hi po, etc 65 falcon, maybe by the year 2020. black 00gt, gone but never forgotten. R H C- member # 1 o.b.c. da prez- member # 1 if your under 40 dont ask. goodbye for now odie,r.i.p. 11-27-03

01-05-2003, 06:03 PM	#4
LayanRubr Registered Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Aggieland, Texas Posts: 297	I still dont know if these guys can compete with the Icy Hot Stunnaz http://www.icyhotstunta.com/ __________________ 87 Mustang 5.0 (308) Notchback - The Blue Baron Rice Hater's Club member #20

01-05-2003, 07:37 PM	#5
digital3.3 Guest Posts: n/a	LMAO, damn that masta playa site is so ******* hurting. and the icyhotstuna's site is still the orginal site of hurteness(don't ask ) both sites are horrible

01-06-2003, 04:22 PM	#9
Capri306 Moderator Join Date: Sep 1998 Location: Grand Rapids, Michigan, USA Posts: 1,001	OMG, I'm sorry, but I cannot believe this crap is REAL!!! Did you guys read about how his step dad beats the crap out of his mom??? THEN, on top of that, the stepdad PAYS HIS BUTT to not say or do anything!!!! I hope someone in the family has the courage to shoot all three of them. This cornholer for obvious reasons, the stepdad for beating the mom, and the mom for having a waste of food like this for a son. Anyways, MOST sites like stickdeath have humorous responses to hate mail. What does this homo do? Posts it like it's cool or something, with no retaliation. Is that COOL to this guy, putting HUGE links to hate mail? Most web designers put it off to the side like a freak show, but this loser brandishes it. You know, I usually oppose suicide, but I think even his doctor would prescribe cyanide pills for this guy. BTW, thanks for the link. I laughed extremely hard at first, but then I realized this dork is real. __________________ Capri306, Moderator The Mustang Works Online 1979 Mercury Capri 1987 5.0L Mustang LX Notchback 1993 5.8L Eddie Bauer Bronco

01-06-2003, 06:23 PM	#10
MissBlondie Registered Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Chicago Posts: 335	HAHAHA I remember the icyhotstunnaz... They're a lot like this crackhead! Ohhh yeah I've been lookin' for a husband... my dream man right there... clamidia and all... lmao __________________ 2003 TrueBlue GT with a few fun things...

12-07-2003, 12:50 AM	#11
mustangII460 Factoy Five Roadster Join Date: May 2000 Location: Sevier Co,Tennessee Posts: 1,681	Dug this up from the bowels of heck. Still funny as all!

12-07-2003, 09:30 PM	#12
Stang_Girl617 Registered Member Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Georgia! Posts: 139	ok Masta Playa... This kid is seriously a dork... I feel kinda sorry for him He NEEDS a real woman not some white trash chick that looks like a man... Its sooo sad. Someone seriously needs to notify this kid... poor guy... Lord ...lol __________________ JERRI 2000 V6 Stang so far only exaust and BBK CAI

12-07-2003, 09:36 PM	#13
Stang_Girl617 Registered Member Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Georgia! Posts: 139	ok Masta Playa... This kid is seriously a dork... I feel kinda sorry for him He NEEDS a real woman not some white trash chick that looks like a man... Its sooo sad. Someone seriously needs to notify this kid... poor guy... Lord ...lol __________________ JERRI 2000 V6 Stang so far only exaust and BBK CAI

12-08-2003, 08:42 PM	#14
84Lincoln Registered Member Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Hughesville, PA Posts: 2	It almost seems as though the "masta playa" might be doing this whole thing as an insult to imports, kinda like ricecar.com. but I don't think anyone would go so far to have a rice-civic and a rice-neon just to make fun of them....this kid needs help __________________ My Lincoln needs an engine... anybody got a 460 they don't want?

02-27-2004, 09:14 PM	#16
mustangII460 Factoy Five Roadster Join Date: May 2000 Location: Sevier Co,Tennessee Posts: 1,681	Sorry, but I had to dig this one up again. DON"T LET THIS BE YOU!

02-28-2004, 11:05 AM	#17
FordFastGirl5.0 Registered Member Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Collinsville, IL Posts: 46	No Sh*t, that guy was a flamer! __________________ 1990 mustang LX hatch 5.0 holly upper/lower intake, timing chains, F303 cam, 24lb fuel injectors, 75mm mass air meter, underdrive pulleys, 3:73 gears, BBK C.A.I., BBK long tube headers, Off road H-pipe, 17" cobra R's, 2800 stall yet to come.......

02-28-2004, 02:12 PM	#18
mustardjohn Registered Member Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Orange, TX Posts: 360	There is a guy that parks near where I work that has four (4) of the big mufflers on his 1.8 liter. I can't tell if they are all hooked up but there are four! Maybe These two should get to know each other. __________________ 2003 3.8 Mineral Gray, MAC CAI, K&N, Chin Spoiler

02-29-2004, 12:10 AM	#19
mustangII460 Factoy Five Roadster Join Date: May 2000 Location: Sevier Co,Tennessee Posts: 1,681	You need to get a picture of that John, Id love to see that!