Funny story

StoplightWarrior · 06-12-2002, 02:04 AM

Haha. Listen to this

I made a tuna sandwich today. I'm eating it, and thinking, "damn this tastes horrible, like grass...."

I get like 2 bites into it, and it just tastes like, I dont know how to explain it, it just tastes like agriculture, or the outside. I remember that the sandwich I ate yesterday tasted similar, so Im thinking it must just be this new oatnut bread I bought yesterday. Well, as I'm raising the sandwich up to my mouth for another bite, I notice it's covered with MOLD!!! Black, thick mold!!!

So I sat in a chair for the next 2 hours waiting to barf, but it never came so I went out and ate Carl's jr.

PKRWUD · 06-12-2002, 02:06 AM

Thanks. Now Carls Jr. sounds crappy too. Damn.

Take care,
-Chris

1969Mach1 · 06-12-2002, 06:24 AM

Ohh... man that is horriable. How didn't you notice it was moldy when you made it? I would of washed it down with Tequilla or something until I threw up. Glad to see your okay though. =)

§am.

cyberstang5.0 · 06-12-2002, 07:31 AM

Atleast you know you got your daily dose of penicillin (sp?)

Mr 5 0 · 06-12-2002, 09:01 AM

Thanks.

Now I'll never be able to look at a tuna sandwich quite the same way.

tireburner163 · 06-12-2002, 09:13 AM

Let me get this straight. You made, not one, but TWO sandwhichs from the same moldy bread and you didn't even notice until half way through your second sandwhich

Lizard King · 06-12-2002, 09:22 AM

HHHHHHHHAHHHAHAHAAAAA... that is the funnies shiat ever!!!!

I had the same type experience... I had left a half drank coffee (TimHortons) under the counter at work for the past few weeks, and that specific morning I came in with another one. So as I was working... I went to grab my coffee while reading and took a sip but it was really chunky and cold. Now that happened in the store infront so I couldn't just spit it out... I ran to the back, in the washroom and spat it out.

I must of been there for at least half an hour gargling and rincing. The coffee had a nice thick layer of white and green mold on top.

PKRWUD · 06-12-2002, 09:46 AM

Yummy.

Take care,
-Chris

1969Mach1 · 06-12-2002, 10:11 AM

Yeh sour milk is the worst. I had some really sour milk, someone left the milk out of the fridge at my house and it went really bad so they just put it back in the fridge, well the next morning I pour myself a glass a milk and start drinking it, and it was real thick and had chunks, I almost threw up. I couldn't drink milk for a month afterwords.

2000stanggirl · 06-12-2002, 10:24 AM

Ok, do you guys not LOOK at what you are eating or drinking?? How can you miss thick black mold on bread you are making a sandwich with, or chunky milk????

I'm feeling so gaggy now.........

joe4speed · 06-12-2002, 12:36 PM

ROTFLMFAO!!!!

how horrible!!!

I once was eating some swiss cake rolls (yum!) and after the third bite noticed that there were little ants crawling all over my face, I looked at the roll, and they had made a nest in the one i was eating.... eggs and all!!! I spit it all over the place, and did what you did, felt like barfin for an hour.

StoplightWarrior · 06-12-2002, 01:35 PM

Haha, I see that I'm not alone as far as disgusting stories are concerned.

Yeah, I didnt even think to check for mold cause I seriously bought the bread 2 days before, and opened it just the day before. Just one of those flukey things. The fact that I know I ate an entire moldy sandwich the day before makes me feel sicker than actually thinking of the sight of the mold on the sandwich I bothered to look at.

I'll NEVER forget what that stuff tasted like.....so gross....

The Deuce · 06-12-2002, 02:29 PM

That is some seriously funny crap. I ate all sorts of out of date food when I was in college. Stanggirl - most guys don't even give food a sniff test, that applies to clothes more often. I am going to go check the bread I bought yesterday now.
Stoplight, take the bread back and get a refund. Or get some new bread, maybe something with preservatives in it.

srv1 · 06-12-2002, 06:25 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by tireburner163
Let me get this straight. You made, not one, but TWO sandwhichs from the same moldy bread and you didn't even notice until half way through your second sandwhich

good point! besides, what are you doing with moldy bread?

PKRWUD · 06-12-2002, 06:31 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by srv1

good point! besides, what are you doing with moldy bread?

It's a protein thing.

Take care,
-Chris

06-12-2002, 02:04 AM	#1
StoplightWarrior Registered Member Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: Nor-Cal Posts: 1,311	Funny story Haha. Listen to this I made a tuna sandwich today. I'm eating it, and thinking, "damn this tastes horrible, like grass...." I get like 2 bites into it, and it just tastes like, I dont know how to explain it, it just tastes like agriculture, or the outside. I remember that the sandwich I ate yesterday tasted similar, so Im thinking it must just be this new oatnut bread I bought yesterday. Well, as I'm raising the sandwich up to my mouth for another bite, I notice it's covered with MOLD!!! Black, thick mold!!! So I sat in a chair for the next 2 hours waiting to barf, but it never came so I went out and ate Carl's jr. __________________ Black 2000 GT Auto V2-SQ, Full Steeda G-trac Suspension, Baer Brakes, Saleen Body Kit, Corbeau CR1s, Chrome Cobra R's, etc, etc... 341rwhp, 338 torque 1994 Cobra #4343 Bolt on's only... Cofounder of Raccoon Racing

06-12-2002, 02:06 AM	#2
PKRWUD Junior Member Join Date: Mar 1999 Location: Ventura, California Posts: 8,981	Thanks. Now Carls Jr. sounds crappy too. Damn. Take care, -Chris __________________ Webmaster: Rice Haters Club Jim Porter Racing Peckerwoods Pit Stop Support Your Local RED & WHITE!

06-12-2002, 06:24 AM	#3
1969Mach1 HEY I CAN SET A NAME NOW! Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Ontario, Canada Posts: 2,556	Ohh... man that is horriable. How didn't you notice it was moldy when you made it? I would of washed it down with Tequilla or something until I threw up. Glad to see your okay though. =) §am. __________________ 1969 Mustang Mach 1Sold 351-4V Windsor, 4 Speed MACH 1 - Moving At The Speed Of Sound. 1979 Mustang Indianapolis 500 Pace Car For Sale - Email me for Info 302-2V, 3-Speed Auto One of 2,106 made One of 405 sent to Canada. Yes those are caution lights, and No you can't pass me when there on. Ricer Hater's Club - Member #4

06-12-2002, 09:01 AM	#5
Mr 5 0 Conservative Individualist Join Date: May 1997 Location: Wherever I need to be Posts: 7,487	Moldy lunch Thanks. Now I'll never be able to look at a tuna sandwich quite the same way.

06-12-2002, 09:13 AM	#6
tireburner163 It's a lot like a race car Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Meridian, MS Posts: 4,130	Let me get this straight. You made, not one, but TWO sandwhichs from the same moldy bread and you didn't even notice until half way through your second sandwhich __________________ 1987 Buick T-type 1998 HD Electra Elide

06-12-2002, 07:31 AM	#4
cyberstang5.0 347ci of HORSE POWER!!! Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Houston, TX Posts: 1,416	Atleast you know you got your daily dose of penicillin (sp?)

06-12-2002, 09:22 AM	#7
Lizard King midnightruns.com Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: Ottawa, Ontario, Canada Posts: 584	HHHHHHHHAHHHAHAHAAAAA... that is the funnies shiat ever!!!! I had the same type experience... I had left a half drank coffee (TimHortons) under the counter at work for the past few weeks, and that specific morning I came in with another one. So as I was working... I went to grab my coffee while reading and took a sip but it was really chunky and cold. Now that happened in the store infront so I couldn't just spit it out... I ran to the back, in the washroom and spat it out. I must of been there for at least half an hour gargling and rincing. The coffee had a nice thick layer of white and green mold on top. __________________ NEW CAR! - 2002 GT TrueBlue - Best Stock ET - 13.77 Old Lizard - 2000GT Electric Green - Best ET STOCK: 13.662 @ 100.2MPH

06-12-2002, 09:46 AM	#8
PKRWUD Junior Member Join Date: Mar 1999 Location: Ventura, California Posts: 8,981	Yummy. Take care, -Chris __________________ Webmaster: Rice Haters Club Jim Porter Racing Peckerwoods Pit Stop Support Your Local RED & WHITE!

06-12-2002, 10:11 AM	#9
1969Mach1 HEY I CAN SET A NAME NOW! Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Ontario, Canada Posts: 2,556	Yeh sour milk is the worst. I had some really sour milk, someone left the milk out of the fridge at my house and it went really bad so they just put it back in the fridge, well the next morning I pour myself a glass a milk and start drinking it, and it was real thick and had chunks, I almost threw up. I couldn't drink milk for a month afterwords. __________________ 1969 Mustang Mach 1Sold 351-4V Windsor, 4 Speed MACH 1 - Moving At The Speed Of Sound. 1979 Mustang Indianapolis 500 Pace Car For Sale - Email me for Info 302-2V, 3-Speed Auto One of 2,106 made One of 405 sent to Canada. Yes those are caution lights, and No you can't pass me when there on. Ricer Hater's Club - Member #4

06-12-2002, 10:24 AM	#10
2000stanggirl Registered Member Join Date: May 2002 Location: Oklahoma Posts: 82	Ok, do you guys not LOOK at what you are eating or drinking?? How can you miss thick black mold on bread you are making a sandwich with, or chunky milk???? I'm feeling so gaggy now......... __________________ Jayna 2000 Performance Red Mustang GT Current Mods: Flowmaster Catback MAC Cold Air Induction w/ K&N March U/D Pulleys Hypertech Power Programmer III 17X9 Cobra R Rims White Face Gauges Steeda Tri-Ax Shifter Future Mods: 3.73's or 4.10's? O/R X-pipe, Lowering springs maybe even a NOSzel kit?!?!? The Stang

06-12-2002, 12:36 PM	#11
joe4speed He said Member...heh, heh Join Date: Sep 1999 Location: Jupiter, Florida U.S.A. Posts: 3,718	ROTFLMFAO!!!! how horrible!!! I once was eating some swiss cake rolls (yum!) and after the third bite noticed that there were little ants crawling all over my face, I looked at the roll, and they had made a nest in the one i was eating.... eggs and all!!! I spit it all over the place, and did what you did, felt like barfin for an hour. __________________ *Joe!* 1988 GT, 13.58@101mph Check out my listing! Click here! Or my website:www.joe4speed.com

06-12-2002, 01:35 PM	#12
StoplightWarrior Registered Member Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: Nor-Cal Posts: 1,311	Haha, I see that I'm not alone as far as disgusting stories are concerned. Yeah, I didnt even think to check for mold cause I seriously bought the bread 2 days before, and opened it just the day before. Just one of those flukey things. The fact that I know I ate an entire moldy sandwich the day before makes me feel sicker than actually thinking of the sight of the mold on the sandwich I bothered to look at. I'll NEVER forget what that stuff tasted like.....so gross.... __________________ Black 2000 GT Auto V2-SQ, Full Steeda G-trac Suspension, Baer Brakes, Saleen Body Kit, Corbeau CR1s, Chrome Cobra R's, etc, etc... 341rwhp, 338 torque 1994 Cobra #4343 Bolt on's only... Cofounder of Raccoon Racing

06-12-2002, 02:29 PM	#13
The Deuce Registered Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Atlanta, GA Posts: 2,325	That is some seriously funny crap. I ate all sorts of out of date food when I was in college. Stanggirl - most guys don't even give food a sniff test, that applies to clothes more often. I am going to go check the bread I bought yesterday now. Stoplight, take the bread back and get a refund. Or get some new bread, maybe something with preservatives in it. __________________ 1997 Mustang GT "The Freak" - 13.80 @ 101.70, 2.07 60' 1995 Honda VFR750 - not much @ really fast (actual data pending.) 1964.5 Mustang 289 Rice Haters Club Member #13

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