Auto acronymns. Very funny.

DAN-MAN · 08-06-2002, 12:14 AM

You'll love these.

AUDI
Accelerates Under Demonic Influence
Always Unsafe Designs Implemented

BMW
Beautiful Mechanical Wonder
Big Money Works
Bought My Wife
Brutal Money Waster

BUICK
Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer

CHEVROLET
Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips
Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time

DODGE
Darn Old Dirty Gas Eater
Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere

FIAT
Failure in Italian Automotive Technology
Fix It All the Time
Fix It Again, Tony!

FORD
First On Recall Day
First On Rust and Deterioration
Fix Or Repair Daily
Found On Road, Dead
Fault Of Research & Development
Fast Only Rolling Downhill
Features O.J. & Ron`s DNA
backwards -> Driver Returns On Foot

GM
General Maintenance

GMC
Garage Man`s Companion
Got A Mechanic Coming?

HONDA
Had One, Never Did Again
Happy Owners Never Drive Anything else

HYUNDAI
Hope You Understand Nothing`s Dr And Inexpensive

MAZDA
Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along

OLDSMOBILE
Old Ladies Driving Slowly Make Others Behind Infuriatingly Late
Everyday.
Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick`s Irregular
Leftover Equipment

SAAB
Send Another Automobile Back
Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown.

TOYOTA
Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto

VOLVO
Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object

VW
Virtually Worthless

The Deuce · 08-06-2002, 12:19 AM

Somebody forgot:

First On Race Day!

84LX89GT · 08-06-2002, 12:36 AM

I've heard,
"F-ed over rebuild Dodge (or Datsun)" which makes no damn sense since ford has never had anything to do with Datsun/nissan or dodge.
Or how about,
"F-ing Oughtta Run Dammit"

cyberstang5.0 · 08-06-2002, 07:44 AM

LMAO!

I have one but it's not Politically Correct.... so i'll change it up....

PONTIAC

Poor
Old
N... (black person)
Thinks
It's
A
Caddy

Dark_5.0 · 08-06-2002, 08:09 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by cyberstang5.0
LMAO!

I have one but it's not Politically Correct.... so i'll change it up....

PONTIAC

Poor
Old
N... (black person)
Thinks
It's
A
Caddy

Wow.....that was really appropriate.........

........Thanks for turning some light hearted humor into a source of extreme irritation.

cyberstang5.0 · 08-06-2002, 08:18 AM

Well, just for the record, I honestly dont think like that.... that is just what I've heard. So don't flame me.

jj_jonathon · 08-06-2002, 10:53 AM

the N stands for Newfie right?

Mustangbelle306 · 08-06-2002, 11:03 AM

Oh, give me a break and stop caring so much about what people think and say

"Oooo no someone said the word whoree"...Big deal...I'm not gonna care, because hey, I'm secure enough to not let the words of a stranger bother me, not only that, NO ONE was being called ANYTHING. Man, if every chick on this board got into arms everytime someone used female slurs, hell we'd be fighting until the cats came home.

I hate when we have to watch what we say because the mere UTTERANCE of a word "offends" someone. Now if a member was actually CALLING another member that derogatory slur, I could understand... but for someone who is normally so offensive and flaming toward others, its strange you would be upset at something like this. At least it was a good natured joke not meant to hurt anyone's feelings...

If you dont like those words, DONT USE THEM.

Mustangbelle306 · 08-06-2002, 11:19 AM

Oh, and here is my CONSTRUCTIVE addition to this thread, aside from my bitchin'

Fukkk
Our
Ride
Died

Crazy Horse GT · 08-06-2002, 11:30 AM

lol belle, you crack me up, rotfl, let me offend some--my addition,
GMC= gay man's car.

Eric4Nitrous · 08-06-2002, 11:34 AM

Hey my daddy drives a GMC you old buzzard. lol j/k

Crazy Horse GT · 08-06-2002, 11:38 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Eric4Nitrous
Hey my daddy drives a GMC you old buzzard. lol j/k

sorry eric i just heard that one, tell your dad not to beat me up , after all you are living proof , that he isnt, heheh

The Deuce · 08-06-2002, 11:41 AM

I thought all those Nekker's (of the red variety) though Ponitacs were Caddy's.

Mustangbelle306 · 08-06-2002, 11:59 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by The Deuce
I thought all those Nekker's (of the red variety) though Ponitacs were Caddy's.

heheheh

yee haw @ the Grand Prix with carriage tops!

1969Mach1 · 08-06-2002, 01:37 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Crazy Horse GT

sorry eric i just heard that one, tell your dad not to beat me up , after all you are living proof , that he isnt, heheh

I dunno about that... lol Did your mail man drive a Ford Eric?

My Saudy Aribian drives a BMW and he says it stands for Brown Man's Wheels. lol Don't flame me either cause a "brown" guy said it. I'm simply quoting him. lol Belle once again well said. lol

Sam.

The Deuce · 08-06-2002, 01:43 PM

You friggen Canuk! Do I need to go up there and teach you hosers some cultural awareness, eh?

Mustangbelle306 · 08-06-2002, 01:53 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by The Deuce
You friggen Canuk! Do I need to go up there and teach you hosers some cultural awareness, eh?

Look you Californian tree-huggin FREAK! Don't judge people on where they're from, its hurtful and BIGOTISTICAL of you

The Deuce · 08-06-2002, 01:55 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Mustangbelle306

Look you Californian tree-huggin FREAK! Don't judge people on where they're from, its hurtful and BIGOTISTICAL of you

Whatta you know Jersy? Quit drinking the tap water.

Eric4Nitrous · 08-06-2002, 02:47 PM

Quote:

Whatta ya know jersy? Quit drinking the tap water

lmao

Dark_5.0 · 08-06-2002, 03:16 PM

08-06-2002, 12:14 AM	#1
DAN-MAN Confederate Cowboy Join Date: May 2002 Location: Southeast Missouri Posts: 546	Auto acronymns. Very funny. You'll love these. AUDI Accelerates Under Demonic Influence Always Unsafe Designs Implemented BMW Beautiful Mechanical Wonder Big Money Works Bought My Wife Brutal Money Waster BUICK Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer CHEVROLET Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time DODGE Darn Old Dirty Gas Eater Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere FIAT Failure in Italian Automotive Technology Fix It All the Time Fix It Again, Tony! FORD First On Recall Day First On Rust and Deterioration Fix Or Repair Daily Found On Road, Dead Fault Of Research & Development Fast Only Rolling Downhill Features O.J. & Ron`s DNA backwards -> Driver Returns On Foot GM General Maintenance GMC Garage Man`s Companion Got A Mechanic Coming? HONDA Had One, Never Did Again Happy Owners Never Drive Anything else HYUNDAI Hope You Understand Nothing`s Dr And Inexpensive MAZDA Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along OLDSMOBILE Old Ladies Driving Slowly Make Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Everyday. Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick`s Irregular Leftover Equipment SAAB Send Another Automobile Back Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown. TOYOTA Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto VOLVO Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object VW Virtually Worthless __________________ DAN-MAN RHC MEMBER #25

08-06-2002, 12:19 AM	#2
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08-06-2002, 12:36 AM	#3
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08-06-2002, 10:53 AM	#7
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08-06-2002, 11:03 AM	#8
Mustangbelle306 Yay for Chickys Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 1,532	Oh, give me a break and stop caring so much about what people think and say "Oooo no someone said the word whoree"...Big deal...I'm not gonna care, because hey, I'm secure enough to not let the words of a stranger bother me, not only that, NO ONE was being called ANYTHING. Man, if every chick on this board got into arms everytime someone used female slurs, hell we'd be fighting until the cats came home. I hate when we have to watch what we say because the mere UTTERANCE of a word "offends" someone. Now if a member was actually CALLING another member that derogatory slur, I could understand... but for someone who is normally so offensive and flaming toward others, its strange you would be upset at something like this. At least it was a good natured joke not meant to hurt anyone's feelings... If you dont like those words, DONT USE THEM. Last edited by Mustangbelle306; 08-06-2002 at 11:33 AM..

08-06-2002, 07:44 AM	#4
cyberstang5.0 347ci of HORSE POWER!!! Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Houston, TX Posts: 1,416	LMAO! I have one but it's not Politically Correct.... so i'll change it up.... PONTIAC Poor Old N... (black person) Thinks It's A Caddy

08-06-2002, 08:18 AM	#6
cyberstang5.0 347ci of HORSE POWER!!! Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Houston, TX Posts: 1,416	Well, just for the record, I honestly dont think like that.... that is just what I've heard. So don't flame me.

08-06-2002, 11:19 AM	#9
Mustangbelle306 Yay for Chickys Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 1,532	Oh, and here is my CONSTRUCTIVE addition to this thread, aside from my bitchin' Fukkk Our Ride Died

08-06-2002, 11:30 AM	#10
Crazy Horse GT Registered Member Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Sale Creek, TN. C. S. A. Posts: 4,652	lol belle, you crack me up, rotfl, let me offend some--my addition, GMC= gay man's car. __________________ 95 gt vert, lot's of stuff, it aint slow. 04 sonic blue v - six my beater 89 rs camaro iroc turbo hood, other stuff, my wifes ride 84 lx stang cammed up 289 hi po, etc 65 falcon, maybe by the year 2020. black 00gt, gone but never forgotten. R H C- member # 1 o.b.c. da prez- member # 1 if your under 40 dont ask. goodbye for now odie,r.i.p. 11-27-03

08-06-2002, 11:34 AM	#11
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08-06-2002, 11:41 AM	#13
The Deuce Registered Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Atlanta, GA Posts: 2,325	I thought all those Nekker's (of the red variety) though Ponitacs were Caddy's. __________________ 1997 Mustang GT "The Freak" - 13.80 @ 101.70, 2.07 60' 1995 Honda VFR750 - not much @ really fast (actual data pending.) 1964.5 Mustang 289 Rice Haters Club Member #13

08-06-2002, 01:43 PM	#16
The Deuce Registered Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Atlanta, GA Posts: 2,325	You friggen Canuk! Do I need to go up there and teach you hosers some cultural awareness, eh? __________________ 1997 Mustang GT "The Freak" - 13.80 @ 101.70, 2.07 60' 1995 Honda VFR750 - not much @ really fast (actual data pending.) 1964.5 Mustang 289 Rice Haters Club Member #13

08-06-2002, 03:16 PM	#20
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