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12-03-2002, 09:26 AM | #1 |
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Cute Signs
From Bizzare News:
Real Signs Over a gynecologist's office: Dr. Jones, at your cervix. On a plumber's truck: We repair what your husband fixed. On the trucks of a local plumbing company in Pennsylvania: Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber. Pizza shop slogan: 7 days without pizza makes one weak. Outside a muffler shop: No appointment necessary. We hear you coming. In a veterinarian's waiting room: Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay! Door of a plastic surgeon's office: We can help you pick your nose! On an electrician's truck: Let us remove your shorts. In a non-smoking area: If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take Appropriate action. On a maternity room door: Push...Push...Push At an optometrist's office: If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place. In the front yard of a funeral home: Drive carefully. We'll wait. Take care, ~Chris
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12-03-2002, 09:50 AM | #2 |
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You always find the the funiest things.
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12-03-2002, 11:15 AM | #3 |
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That was good. Where do you find this stuff?
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12-03-2002, 04:40 PM | #4 |
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LOL too funny!
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12-03-2002, 04:42 PM | #5 | |
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lol, right on those were good.
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12-03-2002, 05:33 PM | #6 |
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That was great! Thanks Chris...
Anyone have the pic where there's a sign that says "Welcome to Arkansas - Home of Bill Clinton" and then a small sign below says something to the effect that he is a known sex offender... lol! |
12-03-2002, 05:46 PM | #7 |
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As always Chris,
Thanks for the much needed laugh. Kelly |
12-03-2002, 05:59 PM | #8 | |
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12-03-2002, 06:09 PM | #9 |
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ROTFLMAO!! Thanks a bunch for that Joe!! I'm gonna have to save that one to my hard drive, lol.
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12-03-2002, 10:52 PM | #10 |
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Ultraflo-
If you like that, check out the Funny Pics page at My Website. Similar humor. Trust me. Take care, ~Chris
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12-04-2002, 12:06 PM | #11 |
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LOL! ...very nice Lots of good ones there, I had to wander around the rest of your site as well. I likes it alot.
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12-04-2002, 12:36 PM | #12 |
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Cool! My favs are the his and hers bikes!
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12-04-2002, 12:53 PM | #13 |
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I thought the 'dual air bags' were kinda nice, myself.
...and the 'got marshmallows?' pic was crucial. |
12-04-2002, 01:05 PM | #14 | |
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12-04-2002, 02:28 PM | #15 |
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I was rolling after I read the "Sonofabitch" one!
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12-05-2002, 10:41 PM | #16 |
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LOL it finally happened!!!
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