Joke of the Day, part two

PKRWUD · 04-26-2002, 08:48 AM

Okay, okay, so I'm cleaning out my mailbox!

IRS & the Rabbi

A young hotshot gets a job with the IRS. His first assignment is to*audit an old* rabbi.

He thinks he'll have a little fun with the old rabbi , so he says,* "Rabbi,
what do you do with the drippings from the candles?" The rabbi says, "We send them to the candle factory, and every once in a while they send us a free candle."

The kid says, "And what do you do with the crumbs from your table?"* The rabbi says, "We send them to the matzoh ball factory, and every once* in a while they send us a free box of matzoh balls."

The kid says, "And what do you do with the foreskins from your circumcisions?" The rabbi says, "We send them to the IRS, and every once in a while they send us a little prick like you."

Topless In Texas · 04-26-2002, 10:04 AM

LMAO!!!! HAHAHAH..yeah, the IRS sucks.. I owed big time this year! Bastids!!!!!!!!

TNT

04-26-2002, 10:49 AM

LMAO Hahahahahahaha that was too funny,, the IRS su***...Odie

Topless In Texas · 04-26-2002, 11:03 AM

Now watch...the IRS will read this and we will all get audited!!!!!!

The Deuce · 05-01-2002, 01:42 AM

I just wanted to let you know that I am sending this out to people in my office. I'm an accountant at a public CPA firm, not Arthur Andersen (I still have a job) you can appreciate the feelings we have about the IRS. Thanks for the laughs.

04-26-2002, 08:48 AM	#1
PKRWUD Junior Member Join Date: Mar 1999 Location: Ventura, California Posts: 8,981	Joke of the Day, part two Okay, okay, so I'm cleaning out my mailbox! IRS & the Rabbi A young hotshot gets a job with the IRS. His first assignment is toaudit an old rabbi. He thinks he'll have a little fun with the old rabbi , so he says,* "Rabbi, what do you do with the drippings from the candles?" The rabbi says, "We send them to the candle factory, and every once in a while they send us a free candle." The kid says, "And what do you do with the crumbs from your table?"* The rabbi says, "We send them to the matzoh ball factory, and every once* in a while they send us a free box of matzoh balls." The kid says, "And what do you do with the foreskins from your circumcisions?" The rabbi says, "We send them to the IRS, and every once in a while they send us a little prick like you." __________________ Webmaster: Rice Haters Club Jim Porter Racing Peckerwoods Pit Stop Support Your Local RED & WHITE!

04-26-2002, 10:04 AM	#2
Topless In Texas Not broken anymore! Join Date: May 2001 Location: La Porte, TEXASS :) Posts: 1,963	bwwahahah! LMAO!!!! HAHAHAH..yeah, the IRS sucks.. I owed big time this year! Bastids!!!!!!!! TNT __________________ R.I.P. my Kinde..Jan. 19,1992-Aug. 22, 2003. Shes Cruisin' doggie heaven in a Blown Verte or a GTO!!! 2005 ROUSH GT Verte SuperStallions of the Net Feature, May 2002 RICE HATERS CLUB MEMBER #38!! O.B.C #5..thank you!! I feel so priveledged!! BONE STOCK~ Hell, its a ROUSH!

04-26-2002, 11:03 AM	#4
Topless In Texas Not broken anymore! Join Date: May 2001 Location: La Porte, TEXASS :) Posts: 1,963	:\ Now watch...the IRS will read this and we will all get audited!!!!!! __________________ R.I.P. my Kinde..Jan. 19,1992-Aug. 22, 2003. Shes Cruisin' doggie heaven in a Blown Verte or a GTO!!! 2005 ROUSH GT Verte SuperStallions of the Net Feature, May 2002 RICE HATERS CLUB MEMBER #38!! O.B.C #5..thank you!! I feel so priveledged!! BONE STOCK~ Hell, its a ROUSH!

05-01-2002, 01:42 AM	#5
The Deuce Registered Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Atlanta, GA Posts: 2,325	I just wanted to let you know that I am sending this out to people in my office. I'm an accountant at a public CPA firm, not Arthur Andersen (I still have a job) you can appreciate the feelings we have about the IRS. Thanks for the laughs. __________________ 1997 Mustang GT "The Freak" - 13.80 @ 101.70, 2.07 60' 1995 Honda VFR750 - not much @ really fast (actual data pending.) 1964.5 Mustang 289 Rice Haters Club Member #13

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04-26-2002, 10:49 AM	#3
gt lee Guest Posts: n/a	LMAO Hahahahahahaha that was too funny,, the IRS su***...Odie