~Sowry Guys, ya know I love ya.."bumper stickers"~

MissBlondie · 01-13-2003, 04:29 PM

BEHIND EVERY SUCCESSFUL WOMAN IS HERSELF

OH MY GOD, I THINK I'M BECOMING THE MAN I WANTED TO MARRY!

GINGER ROGERS DID EVERYTHING FRED ASTAIRE DID, BUT SHE DID IT BACKWARDS AND IN HIGH HEELS

A WOMAN IS LIKE A TEA BAG...YOU DON'T KNOW HOW STRONG SHE IS UNTIL YOU PUT HER IN HOT WATER

I HAVE YET TO HEAR A MAN ASK FOR ADVICE ON HOW TO COMBINE MARRIAGE AND A CAREER

SO MANY MEN, SO FEW WHO CAN AFFORD ME

COFFEE, CHOCOLATE, MEN . SOME THINGS ARE JUST BETTER RICH

DON'T TREAT ME ANY DIFFERENTLY THAN YOU WOULD THE QUEEN

I'M OUT OF ESTROGEN AND I HAVE A GUN

WARNING: I HAVE AN ATTITUDE AND I KNOW HOW TO USE IT

OF COURSE I DON'T LOOK BUSY...I DID IT RIGHT THE FIRST TIME

DO NOT START WITH ME. YOU WILL NOT WIN

ALL STRESSED OUT AND NO ONE TO CHOKE

I CAN BE ONE OF THOSE BAD THINGS THAT HAPPENS TO BAD PEOPLE

HOW CAN I MISS YOU IF YOU WON'T GO AWAY?

DON'T UPSET ME! I'M RUNNING OUT OF PLACES TO HIDE THE BODIES

And last but not least:

IF YOU WANT BREAKFAST IN BED, SLEEP IN THE KITCHEN

~you know I love ya'll~ Jill

cyberstang5.0 · 01-13-2003, 04:54 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by MissBlondie
DO NOT START WITH ME. YOU WILL NOT WIN

LOL, My GF tells me that all the time

DAN-MAN · 01-13-2003, 04:58 PM

Quote:

originally posted by MissBlondie
I'M OUT OF ESTROGEN AND I HAVE A GUN

There's a scary one.

Funny Miss Blondie.

Daniel.

Grabber1 · 01-13-2003, 05:51 PM

I hate to admit it, but every damn one of those is true. So Jill, this is what you do when working hard at the office?

Guess you did it right the first time.

bigbandjohn · 01-13-2003, 06:54 PM

If that's you loving us, I sure hope I don't get on your bad side!

However, I would like to note that all those are tamer than the sticker someone I use to know had on her car.... "LIFE'S A B****, AND SO AM I" Serious! To make matters crazier, her ex BF was almost identical, except his ended "AND THEN YOU MARRY ONE". Guess we know why that relationship ended...

On a lighter note, my personal favorite is still:

"DON'T FOLLOW ME, OR YOU'LL END UP AT MY PLACE"

That, and

"I HATE BUMPER STICKERS"

Fox Body · 01-13-2003, 07:03 PM

Best, funniest bumper sticker I've ever seen, read:

"Bumper Sticker"

Mr 5 0 · 01-13-2003, 07:12 PM

Jill: We love you, too.

Life's too short to date ugly women

A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle

So you're a feminist...Isn't that cute!

Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep.

Good cowgirls keep their calves together

Life is sexually transmitted.

Not all women are fools. Some are single.

Women like silent men. They think they're listening.

All men make mistakes, but married men find out about them sooner.

Women are like stars, there are millions of them out there, but only one can make your dreams come true.

That last one was for you, Jill. We're not all wise guys.

srv1 · 01-13-2003, 07:51 PM

i thought those were funny!

Sometimes you CAN be cute!!

Crazy Horse GT · 01-13-2003, 11:53 PM

lol i love good one liners.

The Deuce · 01-14-2003, 02:46 AM

In the words of Norm (from Cheers), "Women, can't live with 'em; pass the beer nuts."

302 LX Eric · 01-14-2003, 08:46 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by The Deuce
In the words of Norm (from Cheers), "Women, can't live with 'em; pass the beer nuts."

A true classic! I love it!

E

WADS56 · 01-14-2003, 09:55 AM

"So you're a feminist...Isn't that cute!"

I like that one

Pokey 5.0 · 01-14-2003, 09:47 PM

this one no longer applies to me

I LIVE WITH FEAR EVERYDAY, AND SOMETIMES SHE LETS ME RACE.

Driver only carries $.40 in ammo.

DRIVE IT LIKE A RENTAL!

C.A.M.A.R.O (COPIED AFTER MUSTANG AND REALLY OVER-RATED)

DONT MAKE LAUGH AT THIS CAR, YOUR DAUGHTER MIGHT BE IN HERE!

just a few of my personal favs.

lx mike · 01-15-2003, 05:55 PM

My mom had this on her car

"They Say it's Tourist Season, So Why Can't We Shoot Them"

Pokey 5.0 · 01-15-2003, 11:47 PM

i saw this one on the back of a "sticker-charged" import car on the way home from work tonight:

Will work for food, Will beg for sex!

god are ricers stupid!!!!!

01-13-2003, 04:29 PM	#1
MissBlondie Registered Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Chicago Posts: 335	~Sowry Guys, ya know I love ya.."bumper stickers"~ BEHIND EVERY SUCCESSFUL WOMAN IS HERSELF OH MY GOD, I THINK I'M BECOMING THE MAN I WANTED TO MARRY! GINGER ROGERS DID EVERYTHING FRED ASTAIRE DID, BUT SHE DID IT BACKWARDS AND IN HIGH HEELS A WOMAN IS LIKE A TEA BAG...YOU DON'T KNOW HOW STRONG SHE IS UNTIL YOU PUT HER IN HOT WATER I HAVE YET TO HEAR A MAN ASK FOR ADVICE ON HOW TO COMBINE MARRIAGE AND A CAREER SO MANY MEN, SO FEW WHO CAN AFFORD ME COFFEE, CHOCOLATE, MEN . SOME THINGS ARE JUST BETTER RICH DON'T TREAT ME ANY DIFFERENTLY THAN YOU WOULD THE QUEEN I'M OUT OF ESTROGEN AND I HAVE A GUN WARNING: I HAVE AN ATTITUDE AND I KNOW HOW TO USE IT OF COURSE I DON'T LOOK BUSY...I DID IT RIGHT THE FIRST TIME DO NOT START WITH ME. YOU WILL NOT WIN ALL STRESSED OUT AND NO ONE TO CHOKE I CAN BE ONE OF THOSE BAD THINGS THAT HAPPENS TO BAD PEOPLE HOW CAN I MISS YOU IF YOU WON'T GO AWAY? DON'T UPSET ME! I'M RUNNING OUT OF PLACES TO HIDE THE BODIES And last but not least: IF YOU WANT BREAKFAST IN BED, SLEEP IN THE KITCHEN ~you know I love ya'll~ Jill __________________ 2003 TrueBlue GT with a few fun things...

01-13-2003, 05:51 PM	#4
Grabber1 Registered Member Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: NE Georgia Posts: 37	I hate to admit it, but every damn one of those is true. So Jill, this is what you do when working hard at the office? Guess you did it right the first time. __________________ 66 Coupe SignalFlare Red 289 4V 70 Mach 1 Grabber Green 428CJ 02 F150 Flareside Black FX4 5.4L 03 Mach 1 Torch Red 4.6L DOHC

01-13-2003, 07:03 PM	#6
Fox Body Mustang Maniac Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: GA, U.S.A Posts: 2,266	not really a "woman" post, but it's about bumper stickers... Best, funniest bumper sticker I've ever seen, read: "Bumper Sticker" __________________ 351W-powered 1979 Ford Mustang Ghia notchback '79 Video @ Idle Stock 5.8L under 4" cowl 'glass hood, C4 w/ Transgo shift kit, Holley 750 cfm, Edelbrock Performer RPM intake; Fluidyne Al radiator, Flexalite 175 electric fan, 1 5/8" MAC shorty headers, FRPP Al driveshaft; S&W 6-point cage; 2.5" Off road H-pipe, 2-chamber Flowmasters, 8.8" Rear w/ 3.55s; Weld wheels (15x6;15x8), Front: 225/60/15, Rear: 275/50/15 Nitto NT 555R Drag Radials; 14 x 4” K&N X-stream air filter. '92 GT (5-speed) Small In Car Video Stock 5.0L, 2-chamber Flowmasters, MAC CAI, Tri-Ax, Al pedals... "Red, thou art my companion. Hasten now your quickened metamorphosis to Green that I may conquer all who dare abide there beside me. May they be left thither behind burnt black." ---Fox Body

01-13-2003, 07:12 PM	#7
Mr 5 0 Conservative Individualist Join Date: May 1997 Location: Wherever I need to be Posts: 7,487	More Bumper Stickers Jill: We love you, too. Life's too short to date ugly women A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle So you're a feminist...Isn't that cute! Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. Good cowgirls keep their calves together Life is sexually transmitted. Not all women are fools. Some are single. Women like silent men. They think they're listening. All men make mistakes, but married men find out about them sooner. Women are like stars, there are millions of them out there, but only one can make your dreams come true. That last one was for you, Jill. We're not all wise guys. __________________ 5.0 Mustang Owner 1990 - 2005

01-13-2003, 07:51 PM	#8
srv1 Get down..... Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Room 103 Posts: 2,095	i thought those were funny! Sometimes you CAN be cute!! __________________ Cobra brakes are on! Finally..... ------------------------------------------------

01-13-2003, 06:54 PM	#5
bigbandjohn Registered Member Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: The South, USA Posts: 143	If that's you loving us, I sure hope I don't get on your bad side! However, I would like to note that all those are tamer than the sticker someone I use to know had on her car.... "LIFE'S A B****, AND SO AM I" Serious! To make matters crazier, her ex BF was almost identical, except his ended "AND THEN YOU MARRY ONE". Guess we know why that relationship ended... On a lighter note, my personal favorite is still: "DON'T FOLLOW ME, OR YOU'LL END UP AT MY PLACE" That, and "I HATE BUMPER STICKERS"

01-13-2003, 11:53 PM	#9
Crazy Horse GT Registered Member Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Sale Creek, TN. C. S. A. Posts: 4,652	lol i love good one liners. __________________ 95 gt vert, lot's of stuff, it aint slow. 04 sonic blue v - six my beater 89 rs camaro iroc turbo hood, other stuff, my wifes ride 84 lx stang cammed up 289 hi po, etc 65 falcon, maybe by the year 2020. black 00gt, gone but never forgotten. R H C- member # 1 o.b.c. da prez- member # 1 if your under 40 dont ask. goodbye for now odie,r.i.p. 11-27-03

01-14-2003, 02:46 AM	#10
The Deuce Registered Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Atlanta, GA Posts: 2,325	In the words of Norm (from Cheers), "Women, can't live with 'em; pass the beer nuts." __________________ 1997 Mustang GT "The Freak" - 13.80 @ 101.70, 2.07 60' 1995 Honda VFR750 - not much @ really fast (actual data pending.) 1964.5 Mustang 289 Rice Haters Club Member #13

01-14-2003, 09:55 AM	#12
WADS56 gear banger Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: CHICAGO Posts: 1,144	"So you're a feminist...Isn't that cute!" I like that one __________________ 79 Hatch: NA 347, Stage 2 Canfield Heads, Victor JR. Intake, Blueprinted Holley 750 HP, Solid Roller Cam, Shooting for 10's on motor 93 LX: Tremec, dual friction clutch, fms flywheel, Hedman shorties, O/R H-pipe Ricer hater's club member #49

01-14-2003, 09:47 PM	#13
Pokey 5.0 Prince the Porcelain Pimp Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Glen Ellyn, IL most NMRA races Posts: 191	more bumper stickers........ this one no longer applies to me I LIVE WITH FEAR EVERYDAY, AND SOMETIMES SHE LETS ME RACE. Driver only carries $.40 in ammo. DRIVE IT LIKE A RENTAL! C.A.M.A.R.O (COPIED AFTER MUSTANG AND REALLY OVER-RATED) DONT MAKE LAUGH AT THIS CAR, YOUR DAUGHTER MIGHT BE IN HERE! just a few of my personal favs. __________________ Look, its them damn house birds again! Tony NMRA P/S #5131 CMP Racing Flaming River Pakman Motorsports Belden Inc. UPR Products All Show Polishing (Rob 708-997-0226) Strange Engineering

01-15-2003, 05:55 PM	#14
lx mike Undescribable Join Date: Sep 1998 Location: Ft Myers Fla Posts: 1,539	My mom had this on her car "They Say it's Tourist Season, So Why Can't We Shoot Them" __________________ Rice Haters Club Member #101

01-15-2003, 11:47 PM	#15
Pokey 5.0 Prince the Porcelain Pimp Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Glen Ellyn, IL most NMRA races Posts: 191	i saw this one on the back of a "sticker-charged" import car on the way home from work tonight: Will work for food, Will beg for sex! god are ricers stupid!!!!! __________________ Look, its them damn house birds again! Tony NMRA P/S #5131 CMP Racing Flaming River Pakman Motorsports Belden Inc. UPR Products All Show Polishing (Rob 708-997-0226) Strange Engineering