Top 10 Reasons Why ...

PKRWUD · 11-21-2002, 09:08 PM

From the January, 2003, Car Craft Magazine

Top 10 Reasons Why The Guy In The Cubicle Next To Me At Work Should Be Beaten With An H-beam Connecting Rod

1) He drives a Mitsubishi Eclipse Spyder GT. Do four names make it faster?

2) He had a The Fast and the Furious party the day the movie was released on DVD.

3) He said that his new muffler gave him 4 horses, and that you could hear it too.

4) He says liters are better than cubic inches.

5) He says front-wheel-drive drive is better because the power doesn't have to go as far.

6) He hangs out with a guy down the hall who put ceramic coated headers on a Honda Prelude.

7) He installed a billet aluminum gas cap, K&N cold-air intake, clear turn-signal lenses, and a short shift knob.

8) He's taking it to the dragstrip.

9) It's leased.

10) He doesn't know what an H-beam connecting rod is.

Take care,
~Chris

11-21-2002, 09:13 PM

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Originally posted by PKRWUD
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10) He doesn't know what an H-beam connecting rod is.

Take care,
~Chris

i say all of the above, but i like #10 the most.

The Deuce · 11-21-2002, 09:31 PM

Good stuff. I was thinking that the fact that I sit in a cubical is good enough reason to beat the guy next to me.

tireburner163 · 11-21-2002, 10:03 PM

LMAO @ 8, 9, & 10

84LX89GT · 11-23-2002, 01:33 AM

quote:
"He's taking it to the dragstrip."

Chris, that's a good thing, now you won't have to embarrass him by telling him his car is dreadfully slow, he'll humiliate himself.

then again he may start saying he's going to hit 10's when he get's some NAAWWWWSSSS.

....by the way, would you mind if i came to your work and took the first shot at him, i despise him, yet i don't even know him

95mustanggt · 11-23-2002, 06:05 AM

1969Mach1 · 11-23-2002, 11:08 AM

lol.... I'm sure that is a very true scenario for most people. I know abunch of people that qualify for like atleast 5-6 of those. =)

ultraflo · 11-23-2002, 02:52 PM

that was great!

sadly, I just happen to know a few people like that...

Topless In Texas · 11-24-2002, 05:39 AM

still love that avater!!!!!!!!!!! I'm getting my new puppy tomorrow.

Is she still okay? I hope so. I love that picture....just wanted to make sure. TNT

PKRWUD · 11-24-2002, 08:09 PM

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Originally posted by Topless In Texas
still love that avater!!!!!!!!!!! I'm getting my new puppy tomorrow. Is she still okay? I hope so. I love that picture....just wanted to make sure. TNT

No, she's not, but thanks for asking. I'm very depressed about it, and not sure what I'm going to do, but i'll figure something out.

Take care,
~Chris

11-21-2002, 09:31 PM	#3
The Deuce Registered Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Atlanta, GA Posts: 2,325	Good stuff. I was thinking that the fact that I sit in a cubical is good enough reason to beat the guy next to me. __________________ 1997 Mustang GT "The Freak" - 13.80 @ 101.70, 2.07 60' 1995 Honda VFR750 - not much @ really fast (actual data pending.) 1964.5 Mustang 289 Rice Haters Club Member #13

11-21-2002, 10:03 PM	#4
tireburner163 It's a lot like a race car Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Meridian, MS Posts: 4,130	LMAO @ 8, 9, & 10 __________________ 1987 Buick T-type 1998 HD Electra Elide

11-23-2002, 01:33 AM	#5
84LX89GT Mustangs Join Date: Jul 2000 Posts: 1,938	quote: "He's taking it to the dragstrip." Chris, that's a good thing, now you won't have to embarrass him by telling him his car is dreadfully slow, he'll humiliate himself. then again he may start saying he's going to hit 10's when he get's some NAAWWWWSSSS. ....by the way, would you mind if i came to your work and took the first shot at him, i despise him, yet i don't even know him __________________ 2005 Suzuki Hayabusa GSX1300-R 1980 Ford Thunderbird - 255 V8 ported heads, 5.0L ported stock headers, O.R. H-pipe and Flowmaster 2-chambers, dual roller timing chain hi-po Mack Truck hood emblem 1985 Mustang GT 5.0L T5, F-303, GT40p, headers, off-road h, flowmasters, MSD stuff, etc. Sold 02/06/04 1989 Mustang GT ET: 13.304@102.29 mph (5-24-03) Sold - 1998 Mustang Cobra coupe, 1/4 mile - street tires: 13.843@103.41 (bone stock)

11-23-2002, 06:05 AM	#6
95mustanggt Registered Member Join Date: May 2000 Location: Kamloops, BC Posts: 2,875	LOL __________________ 1995 Mustang GT 20016 F150 Lariat Super Crew

11-23-2002, 11:08 AM	#7
1969Mach1 HEY I CAN SET A NAME NOW! Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Ontario, Canada Posts: 2,556	lol.... I'm sure that is a very true scenario for most people. I know abunch of people that qualify for like atleast 5-6 of those. =) __________________ 1969 Mustang Mach 1Sold 351-4V Windsor, 4 Speed MACH 1 - Moving At The Speed Of Sound. 1979 Mustang Indianapolis 500 Pace Car For Sale - Email me for Info 302-2V, 3-Speed Auto One of 2,106 made One of 405 sent to Canada. Yes those are caution lights, and No you can't pass me when there on. Ricer Hater's Club - Member #4

11-21-2002, 09:08 PM	#1
PKRWUD Junior Member Join Date: Mar 1999 Location: Ventura, California Posts: 8,981	Top 10 Reasons Why ... From the January, 2003, Car Craft Magazine Top 10 Reasons Why The Guy In The Cubicle Next To Me At Work Should Be Beaten With An H-beam Connecting Rod 1) He drives a Mitsubishi Eclipse Spyder GT. Do four names make it faster? 2) He had a The Fast and the Furious party the day the movie was released on DVD. 3) He said that his new muffler gave him 4 horses, and that you could hear it too. 4) He says liters are better than cubic inches. 5) He says front-wheel-drive drive is better because the power doesn't have to go as far. 6) He hangs out with a guy down the hall who put ceramic coated headers on a Honda Prelude. 7) He installed a billet aluminum gas cap, K&N cold-air intake, clear turn-signal lenses, and a short shift knob. 8) He's taking it to the dragstrip. 9) It's leased. 10) He doesn't know what an H-beam connecting rod is. Take care, ~Chris __________________ Webmaster: Rice Haters Club Jim Porter Racing Peckerwoods Pit Stop Support Your Local RED & WHITE!

11-23-2002, 02:52 PM	#8
ultraflo NX dealer-man Join Date: Sep 1998 Location: Peoria, Illinois Posts: 977	that was great! sadly, I just happen to know a few people like that... __________________ RLS Racing! 93 LX 9.20 @ 147mph 03 Mach 1 12.39 @ 116mph

11-24-2002, 05:39 AM	#9
Topless In Texas Not broken anymore! Join Date: May 2001 Location: La Porte, TEXASS :) Posts: 1,963	:) still love that avater!!!!!!!!!!! I'm getting my new puppy tomorrow. Is she still okay? I hope so. I love that picture....just wanted to make sure. TNT __________________ R.I.P. my Kinde..Jan. 19,1992-Aug. 22, 2003. Shes Cruisin' doggie heaven in a Blown Verte or a GTO!!! 2005 ROUSH GT Verte SuperStallions of the Net Feature, May 2002 RICE HATERS CLUB MEMBER #38!! O.B.C #5..thank you!! I feel so priveledged!! BONE STOCK~ Hell, its a ROUSH!

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