Things you can only get away with on Thanksgiving..

MustangKelly96 · 11-24-2002, 09:48 PM

Things you can only get away with saying on Thanksgiving.

1. Talk about a huge breast!
2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.
3. It's Cool Whip time!
4. If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst!
5. Whew, that's one terrific spread!
6. I'm in the mood for a little dark meat.
7. Are you ready for seconds yet?
8. It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?
9. Just wait your turn, you'll get some!
10. Don't play with your meat.
11. Just spread the legs open and stuff it in.
12. Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?
13. I didn't expect everyone to come at once!
14. You still have a little bit on your chin.
15. How long will it take after you stick it in? .
16. You'll know it's ready when it pops up.
17. Wow, I didn't think I could handle all of that!
18. That's the biggest one I've ever seen!
19. How long do I beat it before it's ready

MissBlondie · 11-24-2002, 10:02 PM

"It's cool whip time" haha i like that one... those are good... i will now not be able to keep a straight face at my family's turkey day

The Deuce · 11-24-2002, 10:07 PM

Something tells me I'd still get in trouble for saying any of that. Thanks for the laugh

11-24-2002, 10:16 PM

lmao, good ones.

srv1 · 11-24-2002, 10:21 PM

So Kelly, how are you going to explain about the Turkey?

you know you added those lines from previous times! hahahaha

j/k

PKRWUD · 11-25-2002, 02:16 AM

Just on Thanksgiving???

Take care,
~Chris

Eric4Nitrous · 11-25-2002, 08:29 AM

hahah that's everyday stuff for me

11-25-2002, 03:15 PM

*LOL*

Pretty funny!

11-24-2002, 09:48 PM	#1
MustangKelly96 Registered Member Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: The Great State of Indiana Posts: 353	Things you can only get away with on Thanksgiving.. Things you can only get away with saying on Thanksgiving. 1. Talk about a huge breast! 2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist. 3. It's Cool Whip time! 4. If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst! 5. Whew, that's one terrific spread! 6. I'm in the mood for a little dark meat. 7. Are you ready for seconds yet? 8. It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it? 9. Just wait your turn, you'll get some! 10. Don't play with your meat. 11. Just spread the legs open and stuff it in. 12. Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once? 13. I didn't expect everyone to come at once! 14. You still have a little bit on your chin. 15. How long will it take after you stick it in? . 16. You'll know it's ready when it pops up. 17. Wow, I didn't think I could handle all of that! 18. That's the biggest one I've ever seen! 19. How long do I beat it before it's ready

11-24-2002, 10:02 PM	#2
MissBlondie Registered Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Chicago Posts: 335	"It's cool whip time" haha i like that one... those are good... i will now not be able to keep a straight face at my family's turkey day __________________ 2003 TrueBlue GT with a few fun things...

11-24-2002, 10:07 PM	#3
The Deuce Registered Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Atlanta, GA Posts: 2,325	Something tells me I'd still get in trouble for saying any of that. Thanks for the laugh __________________ 1997 Mustang GT "The Freak" - 13.80 @ 101.70, 2.07 60' 1995 Honda VFR750 - not much @ really fast (actual data pending.) 1964.5 Mustang 289 Rice Haters Club Member #13

11-24-2002, 10:21 PM	#5
srv1 Get down..... Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Room 103 Posts: 2,095	So Kelly, how are you going to explain about the Turkey? you know you added those lines from previous times! hahahaha j/k __________________ Cobra brakes are on! Finally..... ------------------------------------------------

11-25-2002, 02:16 AM	#6
PKRWUD Junior Member Join Date: Mar 1999 Location: Ventura, California Posts: 8,981	Just on Thanksgiving??? Take care, ~Chris __________________ Webmaster: Rice Haters Club Jim Porter Racing Peckerwoods Pit Stop Support Your Local RED & WHITE!

11-24-2002, 10:16 PM	#4
digital3.3 Guest Posts: n/a	lmao, good ones.

11-25-2002, 08:29 AM	#7
Eric4Nitrous Registered Member Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Va Posts: 1,122	hahah that's everyday stuff for me __________________ 68 Camaro Gene Fulton 632ci Two stages of Jug 8.41 164mph Rockingham 1-26-03

11-25-2002, 03:15 PM	#8
Mustanguy Guest Posts: n/a	LOL Pretty funny!

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