Joke of the Day

PKRWUD · 07-11-2002, 12:16 PM

I heard this on the radio this morning, and felt like sharing...

Quote:

This kid dresses up like a Pirate for Halloween, and goes out Trick or Treating. He get's to this old man's house, and knocks on the door. The old man answers the door, smiles and says "Oh boy! We've got a Pirate here!!!".
The kid answers back saying "Trick or Treat!!!".
The old man asks "Say there, young Pirate, where's your Buccaneers?".
To which the kid replies "Under my buckin' hat!".

Take care,
-Chris

mustanggt350 · 07-11-2002, 12:47 PM

That just Buckin funny!! I'll have to remember that one...

Here is one I heard this morning on the radio,

This grand daughter found out her Grand father had passed away, so she made a trip up to her Grand parents house to console her grand mother. They were sitting on the porch talking and the grand daughter asked "Grandma? How did Grandpa pass away?"

The Grand mother replied "Well, he had a heart attack while having sex on Sunday morning"

The Grand daughter said in shock "Grandma!!! Two people your age should not be having sex, that's not safe!!"

To which the Grand Mother explained "Well we found out years ago that if we have sex while the church bells are ringing, it sets the rythem and everything is just fine.... And if that ice cream truck had not driven by, he would still be alive today"

Everyone have a great morning and watch out for those Ice Cream trucks...

PKRWUD · 07-11-2002, 12:57 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by mustanggt350
And if that ice cream truck had not driven by, he would still be alive today"

Hehehe. There sure are alot of them around these days, too.

Take care,
-Chris

1969Mach1 · 07-11-2002, 03:51 PM

lmao.... yeh I've heard that one before. Pretty funny.

§am.

07-11-2002, 04:29 PM

lmao, both those are pretty damn funny

97cobracpe · 07-11-2002, 10:11 PM

Thanks for the laugh. Those are good.

07-11-2002, 12:47 PM	#2
mustanggt350 Registered Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Seattle, WA Posts: 173	That just Buckin funny!! I'll have to remember that one... Here is one I heard this morning on the radio, This grand daughter found out her Grand father had passed away, so she made a trip up to her Grand parents house to console her grand mother. They were sitting on the porch talking and the grand daughter asked "Grandma? How did Grandpa pass away?" The Grand mother replied "Well, he had a heart attack while having sex on Sunday morning" The Grand daughter said in shock "Grandma!!! Two people your age should not be having sex, that's not safe!!" To which the Grand Mother explained "Well we found out years ago that if we have sex while the church bells are ringing, it sets the rythem and everything is just fine.... And if that ice cream truck had not driven by, he would still be alive today" Everyone have a great morning and watch out for those Ice Cream trucks... __________________ Quiet women rarely make history!! 1991 Medium Red Mustang GT (Scarlet)

07-11-2002, 03:51 PM	#4
1969Mach1 HEY I CAN SET A NAME NOW! Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Ontario, Canada Posts: 2,556	lmao.... yeh I've heard that one before. Pretty funny. §am. __________________ 1969 Mustang Mach 1Sold 351-4V Windsor, 4 Speed MACH 1 - Moving At The Speed Of Sound. 1979 Mustang Indianapolis 500 Pace Car For Sale - Email me for Info 302-2V, 3-Speed Auto One of 2,106 made One of 405 sent to Canada. Yes those are caution lights, and No you can't pass me when there on. Ricer Hater's Club - Member #4

07-11-2002, 10:11 PM	#6
97cobracpe Registered Member Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Westchester, IL Posts: 37	Thanks for the laugh. Those are good. __________________ John Dimitropoulos 97 Cobra Coupe Black/Tan 4.30 Gears, Mafterburner, VRS Off-road x-pipe, Tremec TKO, Spec Stage 3 clutch. JD's Domain

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07-11-2002, 04:29 PM	#5
digital3.3 Guest Posts: n/a	lmao, both those are pretty damn funny