Restroom Graffiti

PKRWUD · 08-07-2002, 06:30 AM

Restroom Graffiti

The best way to a man's heart is to saw his breast plate open. --Women's restroom, Murphy's, Champaign, IL

Beauty is only a light switch away. --Perkins Library, Duke University, Durham, North Carolina.

I've decided that to raise my grades I must lower my standards. --Houghton Library, Harvard University, Cambridge, Massachusetts.

Remember, it's not, "How high are you?" it's "Hi, how are you?" --Rest stop off Route 81. West Virginia.

God made pot. Man made beer. Whom do you trust? -- The Irish Times, Washington, D.C.

Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity. --The Bayou, Baton Rouge, Louisiana.

At the feast of ego, everyone leaves hungry. --Bentley's House of Coffee and Tea, Tucson, Arizona.

It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere. --Written in the dust on the back of a bus. Wickenburg, Arizona.

Make love, not war.--Hell, do both, get married! -- Women's restroom, The Filling Station. Bozeman, Montana.

God is dead. -Nietzsche; Nietzsche is dead. -God --The Tombs Restaurant. Washington, D.C.

If voting could really change things, it would be illegal. --Revolution Books. New York, New York.

Take care,
~Chris

kiku2sleep · 08-07-2002, 07:08 AM

He who writes on shithouse walls rolls their **** in little balls.
He who reads these words of wit eats those tiny balls of ****.
-Santa Fe Community College library bathroom.

silver_pilate · 08-07-2002, 08:48 AM

You know, I've always had a desire to write a book on bathroom grafitti. I would tour the country checking out bathrooms and writing and categorizing the sayings.

Here's some I've seen with a humorous tone:

"Here I sit all broken hearted. I came to **** but I only farted."
--Texas A&M University dorm

"Why are you looking up here? The joke is in your hand."
--Allsup's restroom urinal, somewhere in central Texas

--nathan

Coupe Devil · 08-07-2002, 08:54 AM

Call for a good time 270-247- ....... oh wait... thats not really graffitti is it...

Bradley

RBatson · 08-08-2002, 01:24 AM

If your ---- is short and pressure is weak, step up close or you'll p--- on your feet.

On dryer: 1. Shake excess water from hands
2. Push button
3. Rub hands briskly under nozzle
4. Rub hands on pants

Kevn · 08-08-2002, 01:56 AM

I saw you take that shi-.. Now put it back!! I don't remember where I saw that one.

PKRWUD · 08-08-2002, 02:13 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by RBatson
On dryer: 1. Shake excess water from hands
2. Push button
3. Rub hands briskly under nozzle
4. Rub hands on pants

LMAO!!!

Take care,
~Chris

RBatson · 11-22-2003, 09:42 PM

Please do not throw your cigarettes into the urinals, it makes them soggy and hard to light.

Don't throw your butts in our urinal and we won't piss in your ashtray.

08-07-2002, 06:30 AM	#1
PKRWUD Junior Member Join Date: Mar 1999 Location: Ventura, California Posts: 8,981	Restroom Graffiti Restroom Graffiti The best way to a man's heart is to saw his breast plate open. --Women's restroom, Murphy's, Champaign, IL Beauty is only a light switch away. --Perkins Library, Duke University, Durham, North Carolina. I've decided that to raise my grades I must lower my standards. --Houghton Library, Harvard University, Cambridge, Massachusetts. Remember, it's not, "How high are you?" it's "Hi, how are you?" --Rest stop off Route 81. West Virginia. God made pot. Man made beer. Whom do you trust? -- The Irish Times, Washington, D.C. Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity. --The Bayou, Baton Rouge, Louisiana. At the feast of ego, everyone leaves hungry. --Bentley's House of Coffee and Tea, Tucson, Arizona. It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere. --Written in the dust on the back of a bus. Wickenburg, Arizona. Make love, not war.--Hell, do both, get married! -- Women's restroom, The Filling Station. Bozeman, Montana. God is dead. -Nietzsche; Nietzsche is dead. -God --The Tombs Restaurant. Washington, D.C. If voting could really change things, it would be illegal. --Revolution Books. New York, New York. Take care, ~Chris __________________ Webmaster: Rice Haters Club Jim Porter Racing Peckerwoods Pit Stop Support Your Local RED & WHITE!

08-07-2002, 07:08 AM	#2
kiku2sleep Registered Member Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Gaza Strip, Southwestern Asia Posts: 77	He who writes on shithouse walls rolls their ** in little balls. He who reads these words of wit eats those tiny balls of **. -Santa Fe Community College library bathroom. __________________ 92 LX 5.0-Green W/white top, guts, and rims. 01 gixxer 600 (team colors)

08-07-2002, 08:48 AM	#3
silver_pilate DURKA DURKA!! Join Date: Sep 1997 Location: Lubbock, TX...(TX panhandle) Posts: 1,418	You know, I've always had a desire to write a book on bathroom grafitti. I would tour the country checking out bathrooms and writing and categorizing the sayings. Here's some I've seen with a humorous tone: "Here I sit all broken hearted. I came to ** but I only farted." --Texas A&M University dorm "Why are you looking up here? The joke is in your hand." --Allsup's restroom urinal, somewhere in central Texas --nathan __________________ '91 GT, Coast 347, 9.5:1 compression, full intake, Wolverine 1087 cam, exhaust, Keith Craft ported Windsor Jr. Irons (235 cfm intake, 195 cfm exhaust), AOD, PI 3500 converter, Lentech valve body, 3.73's (4.10's in the works), and Yokohama ES100's out back. Daily Car:** '04 Infiniti G35 Sedan 6MT

08-07-2002, 08:54 AM	#4
Coupe Devil Moderator Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Myrtle Beach SC Posts: 1,643	Call for a good time 270-247- ....... oh wait... thats not really graffitti is it... Bradley __________________ 1990 GT, 347, TFS TW Heads, TFS Cam, TFS Track heat, Twin turbos, FMIC, T5. Built Ford Tough Moderator

11-22-2003, 09:42 PM	#8
RBatson Registered Member Join Date: May 1997 Posts: 3,028	Please do not throw your cigarettes into the urinals, it makes them soggy and hard to light. Don't throw your butts in our urinal and we won't piss in your ashtray. __________________ Tis better to be hated for what you are than loved for what you are not.

08-08-2002, 01:24 AM	#5
RBatson Registered Member Join Date: May 1997 Posts: 3,028	If your ---- is short and pressure is weak, step up close or you'll p--- on your feet. On dryer: 1. Shake excess water from hands 2. Push button 3. Rub hands briskly under nozzle 4. Rub hands on pants

08-08-2002, 01:56 AM	#6
Kevn Registered Member Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Saskatoon, SK, Canada Posts: 38	I saw you take that shi-.. Now put it back!! I don't remember where I saw that one.