Why Dogs are better then Women!

cyberstang5.0 · 10-02-2002, 03:05 PM

Why Dogs are better than Women

Dogs love it when your friends come over.
Dogs don't care if you use their shampoo.

Dogs think you sing great.

A dog's time in the bathroom is confined to a quick drink.

Dogs don't expect you to call when you are running late.

The later you are, the more excited dogs are to see you.

Dogs will forgive you for playing with other dogs.

Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name.

Dogs are excited by rough play.

Dogs don't mind if you give their offspring away.

Dogs understand that farts are funny.

Dogs love red meat.

Dogs can appreciate excessive body hair.

Anyone can get a good-looking dog.

If a dog is gorgeous, other dogs don't hate it.

Dogs don't shop.

Dogs like it when you leave lots of things on the floor.

A dog's disposition stays the same all month long.

Dogs never need to examine the relationship.

A dog's parents never visit.

Dogs love long car trips.

Dogs understand that instincts are better than asking for directions

ultraflo · 10-02-2002, 05:11 PM

.....um, lemme think...... NOPE!!! I mean, I like dogs and all, but come on!

LOL!

You do, however, make a very good argument...

lx mike · 10-02-2002, 05:39 PM

cyberstang: you have way to much time on your hands!!

I'll still stick with women. dogs bite, women don't unless you want them to!

fiveohpatrol · 10-02-2002, 06:20 PM

You do boast a good argument. But then again, dogs can't do laundry or clean house

Mach 1 · 10-02-2002, 07:31 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by fiveohpatrol
You do boast a good argument. But then again, dogs can't do laundry or clean house

Either do some woman...

cyberstang5.0 · 10-02-2002, 08:11 PM

Now, this post is not what I truly think....I just thought it was funny

I would much rather have a chick then a mutt

1969Mach1 · 10-02-2002, 08:56 PM

I think it was meant as a joke....
And I think most of you are missing the main point, maybe your all getting old on me.

Anyone forget sexual favors? I thought the only reason we keep woman was cause of our hormones. lol
Sorry ladies...

§am.

Topless In Texas · 10-02-2002, 09:59 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by 1969Mach1

Anyone forget sexual favors? I thought the only reason we keep woman was cause of our hormones. lol
Sorry ladies...

§am.

ummmm....(mmwwwaahahahaha) Sam, I'm sure if you talked nice to your dog, he/she would be glad to help you out!!!!!!!!!!!

lol

(j/k) TNT

sorry, could NOT pass up that oppurtunity!!!!!!!!!!!

love ya man!

10-02-2002, 10:10 PM

Quote:

ummmm....(mmwwwaahahahaha) Sam, I'm sure if you talked nice to your dog, he/she would be glad to help you out!!!!!!!!!!! lol

(j/k) TNT

sorry, could NOT pass up that oppurtunity!!!!!!!!!!! love ya man!

*LMAO*

I dunno Topless,you have to be one of the funniest people I haven't met yet

Eric4Nitrous · 10-02-2002, 10:18 PM

I too thought that dogs were better than women..but after having carpo tunnel in the left hand and calling 1-800 numbers..I'm proud to say...GIVE me a woman anytime.

Crazy Horse GT · 10-03-2002, 12:47 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Topless In Texas
ummmm....(mmwwwaahahahaha) Sam, I'm sure if you talked nice to your dog, he/she would be glad to help you out!!!!!!!!!!! lol

(j/k) TNT

sorry, could NOT pass up that oppurtunity!!!!!!!!!!! love ya man!

rotflmao, you deserved that one sam, way to go tnt, heheheh.

tireburner163 · 10-03-2002, 02:23 AM

Mach1 LMAO, so true, so true

1969Mach1 lol, you walked right into that one dude

TNT BWHAHAHAHHAHAHA, good one

Eric WAY too much information

ultraflo · 10-03-2002, 10:08 AM

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Originally posted by tireburner163
Eric WAY too much information

...coming from a guy that has 'master bate' in his avatar

...you got alot of room to talk bro

...though I must agree with you! (in re: to Eric's comments, that is)

5.0L_Of_Fury · 10-03-2002, 12:51 PM

I will be sure to e-mail this to Jeanie...

cyberstang5.0 · 10-03-2002, 03:11 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by 4cyl_Of_Fury
I will be sure to e-mail this to Jeanie...

Already did bro

1969Mach1 · 10-04-2002, 04:16 PM

Hey common Christine I was on your side... I wasn't the one saying dogs were better then woman... lol

You better watch what you say from now on... lol

As for my dog, well she is like anyone woman.... she can be pretty easy when she's had abit to much to drink... lol j/k

Check out the pic.

Topless In Texas · 10-06-2002, 01:03 AM

OMG!!!! THAT PIC IS TOO CUTE~!
Ya, I waz just jacking w/ ya!~ Like I said, I just couldnt pass up that oppurtunity!!!!!!!!

LOL at your boozin' doggie...shes a cutie though!

TNT

1969Mach1 · 10-06-2002, 01:07 AM

lol Ohh... I know. lol I love people with a good sense of humour. Makes life so much easier.... Yeh I love taking funny pictures of my dog. Her name is even Tequilla. lol I have a real picture of her sitting beside a bottle of Tequilla and her bandana on that says Tequilla. lol

I'll have to get it scanned and post it.

§am.

10-02-2002, 03:05 PM	#1
cyberstang5.0 347ci of HORSE POWER!!! Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Houston, TX Posts: 1,416	Why Dogs are better then Women! Why Dogs are better than Women Dogs love it when your friends come over. Dogs don't care if you use their shampoo. Dogs think you sing great. A dog's time in the bathroom is confined to a quick drink. Dogs don't expect you to call when you are running late. The later you are, the more excited dogs are to see you. Dogs will forgive you for playing with other dogs. Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name. Dogs are excited by rough play. Dogs don't mind if you give their offspring away. Dogs understand that farts are funny. Dogs love red meat. Dogs can appreciate excessive body hair. Anyone can get a good-looking dog. If a dog is gorgeous, other dogs don't hate it. Dogs don't shop. Dogs like it when you leave lots of things on the floor. A dog's disposition stays the same all month long. Dogs never need to examine the relationship. A dog's parents never visit. Dogs love long car trips. Dogs understand that instincts are better than asking for directions

10-02-2002, 05:11 PM	#2
ultraflo NX dealer-man Join Date: Sep 1998 Location: Peoria, Illinois Posts: 977	Dogs are better than Women.... .....um, lemme think...... NOPE!!! I mean, I like dogs and all, but come on! LOL! You do, however, make a very good argument... __________________ RLS Racing! 93 LX 9.20 @ 147mph 03 Mach 1 12.39 @ 116mph

10-02-2002, 05:39 PM	#3
lx mike Undescribable Join Date: Sep 1998 Location: Ft Myers Fla Posts: 1,539	cyberstang: you have way to much time on your hands!! I'll still stick with women. dogs bite, women don't unless you want them to! __________________ Rice Haters Club Member #101

10-02-2002, 06:20 PM	#4
fiveohpatrol I'd rather be basketweaving Join Date: Feb 2000 Location: Indianapolis Posts: 2,551	You do boast a good argument. But then again, dogs can't do laundry or clean house __________________ NMRA O/C 9516 NA pumpgas stickshift 347 10.65@125.6, 6.73@100, 1.41 60ft

10-02-2002, 08:56 PM	#7
1969Mach1 HEY I CAN SET A NAME NOW! Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Ontario, Canada Posts: 2,556	I think it was meant as a joke.... And I think most of you are missing the main point, maybe your all getting old on me. Anyone forget sexual favors? I thought the only reason we keep woman was cause of our hormones. lol Sorry ladies... §am. __________________ 1969 Mustang Mach 1Sold 351-4V Windsor, 4 Speed MACH 1 - Moving At The Speed Of Sound. 1979 Mustang Indianapolis 500 Pace Car For Sale - Email me for Info 302-2V, 3-Speed Auto One of 2,106 made One of 405 sent to Canada. Yes those are caution lights, and No you can't pass me when there on. Ricer Hater's Club - Member #4

10-02-2002, 08:11 PM	#6
cyberstang5.0 347ci of HORSE POWER!!! Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Houston, TX Posts: 1,416	Now, this post is not what I truly think....I just thought it was funny I would much rather have a chick then a mutt

10-02-2002, 10:18 PM	#10
Eric4Nitrous Registered Member Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Va Posts: 1,122	I too thought that dogs were better than women..but after having carpo tunnel in the left hand and calling 1-800 numbers..I'm proud to say...GIVE me a woman anytime. __________________ 68 Camaro Gene Fulton 632ci Two stages of Jug 8.41 164mph Rockingham 1-26-03

10-03-2002, 02:23 AM	#12
tireburner163 It's a lot like a race car Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Meridian, MS Posts: 4,130	Mach1 LMAO, so true, so true 1969Mach1 lol, you walked right into that one dude TNT BWHAHAHAHHAHAHA, good one Eric WAY too much information __________________ 1987 Buick T-type 1998 HD Electra Elide

10-03-2002, 12:51 PM	#14
5.0L_Of_Fury Registered Member Join Date: May 2001 Location: Mayfield,KY,USA Posts: 288	I will be sure to e-mail this to Jeanie... __________________ OLD NAME:4cyl_Of_Fury 1990 LX 5.0 Hatchback K&N,March Ram Air,Strut Tower Brace '93LX Hatchback !FOR SALE No Substitute For Cubic Inches! BURN EM UP fivepointzero@kytnar.org "Give 'Er Hell" "They Call It Minute Rice..Gee Are Those Actually Track Times?" Firemen: We Find 'Em Hot And Leave 'Em Wet" Rice Haters Club Member #23 (GM Ricer Fads) Gotta Love Hatin 'Em CLUTCHES,FUEL PUMP RELAYS,FOUR CYLINDERS

10-04-2002, 04:16 PM	#16
1969Mach1 HEY I CAN SET A NAME NOW! Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Ontario, Canada Posts: 2,556	Hey common Christine I was on your side... I wasn't the one saying dogs were better then woman... lol You better watch what you say from now on... lol As for my dog, well she is like anyone woman.... she can be pretty easy when she's had abit to much to drink... lol j/k Check out the pic. __________________ 1969 Mustang Mach 1Sold 351-4V Windsor, 4 Speed MACH 1 - Moving At The Speed Of Sound. 1979 Mustang Indianapolis 500 Pace Car For Sale - Email me for Info 302-2V, 3-Speed Auto One of 2,106 made One of 405 sent to Canada. Yes those are caution lights, and No you can't pass me when there on. Ricer Hater's Club - Member #4

10-06-2002, 01:03 AM	#17
Topless In Texas Not broken anymore! Join Date: May 2001 Location: La Porte, TEXASS :) Posts: 1,963	hehehehe OMG!!!! THAT PIC IS TOO CUTE~! Ya, I waz just jacking w/ ya!~ Like I said, I just couldnt pass up that oppurtunity!!!!!!!! LOL at your boozin' doggie...shes a cutie though! TNT __________________ R.I.P. my Kinde..Jan. 19,1992-Aug. 22, 2003. Shes Cruisin' doggie heaven in a Blown Verte or a GTO!!! 2005 ROUSH GT Verte SuperStallions of the Net Feature, May 2002 RICE HATERS CLUB MEMBER #38!! O.B.C #5..thank you!! I feel so priveledged!! BONE STOCK~ Hell, its a ROUSH!

10-06-2002, 01:07 AM	#18
1969Mach1 HEY I CAN SET A NAME NOW! Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Ontario, Canada Posts: 2,556	lol Ohh... I know. lol I love people with a good sense of humour. Makes life so much easier.... Yeh I love taking funny pictures of my dog. Her name is even Tequilla. lol I have a real picture of her sitting beside a bottle of Tequilla and her bandana on that says Tequilla. lol I'll have to get it scanned and post it. §am. __________________ 1969 Mustang Mach 1Sold 351-4V Windsor, 4 Speed MACH 1 - Moving At The Speed Of Sound. 1979 Mustang Indianapolis 500 Pace Car For Sale - Email me for Info 302-2V, 3-Speed Auto One of 2,106 made One of 405 sent to Canada. Yes those are caution lights, and No you can't pass me when there on. Ricer Hater's Club - Member #4

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