Very Important Anti-terrorist Effort!!!

PKRWUD · 10-08-2002, 09:15 PM

As we all know, the Taliban considers it a sin for a man to see a naked woman who is not his wife.Ê So, this Saturday at 2:00 p.m. Eastern time, all North American women are asked to walk out of their house completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists.Ê Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist effort.Ê All men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their house to prove they think it's okay to see other women nude and to show support for their fellow sisters.

ÊÊ And since the Taliban also does not approve of alcohol, a cold six-pack at your side is further proof of your anti-Taliban sentiment.

Let's all do our patriotic best!!!

Take care,
~Chris

fiveohpatrol · 10-08-2002, 09:22 PM

sounds like a good idea at first, but it really depends on where you live. Cause around here, I would probably puke if I saw these women naked.

Sothern Cal must be nice, can I work at your shop next summer?

Rev · 10-08-2002, 09:29 PM

Uh, Chris, shouldn't this be posted in the female forum too. And how close do you think we ought to position our lawn chair and cooler full of beer to the side walk to get the proper anti terrorist effect. We will need the whole cooler if we're gonna be there for a whole hour. Dang, I never knew you were so patriotic.

Rev

Crazy Horse GT · 10-08-2002, 09:31 PM

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Originally posted by fiveohpatrol
sounds like a good idea at first, but it really depends on where you live. Cause around here, I would probably puke if I saw these women naked.

Sothern Cal must be nice, can I work at your shop next summer?

i agree with fiveohpatrol, some women, who live near me would make me gouge my eyeball's out, then i would need more than a 6- pack lol.

1969Mach1 · 10-08-2002, 09:36 PM

Looks like I'm taking a road trip to the states.

Maybe I'll go see down to some southeren University. That way I know there is a good chance of good looking woman.

§am.

mustangman65_79 · 10-08-2002, 09:43 PM

Hmmmmmm, I like the idea, but where I'm deployed to, it would just be a sausage fest

Eric4Nitrous · 10-08-2002, 09:46 PM

I wouldn't mind seeing this hottie down the road show her patriotism

I'll even salute her.

PKRWUD · 10-08-2002, 09:52 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Rev
Uh, Chris, shouldn't this be posted in the female forum too. And how close do you think we ought to position our lawn chair and cooler full of beer to the side walk to get the proper anti terrorist effect. We will need the whole cooler if we're gonna be there for a whole hour. Dang, I never knew you were so patriotic.

Rev

What the hell was I thinking?!?!? Of course this should have been posted in the female forum!!! Thanks Rev!!! I've taken care of it now.

***I think I may have exposed myself to just a tad too much brake fluid this past week***

Full cooler, just to be safe, at your right hand side. Unless of course you happen to be left handed. Coolers should be either red/white or blue/white Igloo models. They look patriotic from the start.

Rev, I am a direct descendant of Edward Rutledge Jr., a lawyer that represented South Carolina with his signing of the Declaration of Independance. You better believe I'm patriotic!!! Why else would I currently be oiling the hinges in my lawn chair?

Take care,
~Chris

mustangII460 · 10-08-2002, 10:00 PM

OMG. My neighbor across the street is about 340lbs and her (Think its a her) knuckles drag the ground.

I will join the taliban if she displays her, itself.

Rev · 10-08-2002, 10:07 PM

I'm glad it's gonna be in the middle of the day. The flash on my camera doesn't work too well outside at night. We will have to record this momentous occasion for posterity.

Rev

PKRWUD · 10-09-2002, 04:08 AM

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Originally posted by Rev
We will have to record this momentous occasion for posterity.

Rev

Absolutely.

I'm thinking 7th grade History books will never be the same again.

Take care,
~Chris

mustangman65_79 · 10-09-2002, 04:16 AM

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Originally posted by PKRWUD
Absolutely.

I'm thinking 7th grade History books will never be the same again.

Take care,
~Chris

Bahahahahahahahahahahahaha! Makes me want to go throught the 7th grade again

silver_pilate · 10-09-2002, 07:41 AM

All you guys just take a little trip down to my stomping grounds here in Texas. Everyone knows we got the finest chicks

. About 40 miles from my house is Texas Tech, and the place is loaded!

--nathan

bigred90gt · 10-09-2002, 04:35 PM

Hey Chris, that is the best idea yet that I have heard in regards to this whole situation. We need to show these BASTARDS just how patriotic we can be, and I can think of no better way.

silver_pilate : Cheers to that, Texas has the hottest women. I think everyone needs to take a fieldtrip here and we can check out the Houston and Clear Lake areas. Loaded with beautiful women.

lx mike · 10-09-2002, 07:16 PM

Texas Roadtrip!!!

10-08-2002, 09:15 PM	#1
PKRWUD Junior Member Join Date: Mar 1999 Location: Ventura, California Posts: 8,981	Very Important Anti-terrorist Effort!!! As we all know, the Taliban considers it a sin for a man to see a naked woman who is not his wife.Ê So, this Saturday at 2:00 p.m. Eastern time, all North American women are asked to walk out of their house completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists.Ê Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist effort.Ê All men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their house to prove they think it's okay to see other women nude and to show support for their fellow sisters. ÊÊ And since the Taliban also does not approve of alcohol, a cold six-pack at your side is further proof of your anti-Taliban sentiment. Let's all do our patriotic best!!! Take care, ~Chris __________________ Webmaster: Rice Haters Club Jim Porter Racing Peckerwoods Pit Stop Support Your Local RED & WHITE!

10-08-2002, 09:22 PM	#2
fiveohpatrol I'd rather be basketweaving Join Date: Feb 2000 Location: Indianapolis Posts: 2,551	sounds like a good idea at first, but it really depends on where you live. Cause around here, I would probably puke if I saw these women naked. Sothern Cal must be nice, can I work at your shop next summer? __________________ NMRA O/C 9516 NA pumpgas stickshift 347 10.65@125.6, 6.73@100, 1.41 60ft

10-08-2002, 09:29 PM	#3
Rev Registered Member Join Date: Nov 1998 Location: Houston, Tx. Posts: 3,887	Female forum? Uh, Chris, shouldn't this be posted in the female forum too. And how close do you think we ought to position our lawn chair and cooler full of beer to the side walk to get the proper anti terrorist effect. We will need the whole cooler if we're gonna be there for a whole hour. Dang, I never knew you were so patriotic. Rev __________________ '66 Coupe, 306, 350-375 HP, C-4, 13.07 e.t., 104.8 mph, 1/4 mi. O.B.C. #2 '66 coupe

10-08-2002, 09:36 PM	#5
1969Mach1 HEY I CAN SET A NAME NOW! Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Ontario, Canada Posts: 2,556	Looks like I'm taking a road trip to the states. Maybe I'll go see down to some southeren University. That way I know there is a good chance of good looking woman. §am. __________________ 1969 Mustang Mach 1Sold 351-4V Windsor, 4 Speed MACH 1 - Moving At The Speed Of Sound. 1979 Mustang Indianapolis 500 Pace Car For Sale - Email me for Info 302-2V, 3-Speed Auto One of 2,106 made One of 405 sent to Canada. Yes those are caution lights, and No you can't pass me when there on. Ricer Hater's Club - Member #4

10-08-2002, 09:43 PM	#6
mustangman65_79 My poor 79 RIP Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Suisun City, Posts: 2,320	Hmmmmmm, I like the idea, but where I'm deployed to, it would just be a sausage fest __________________ '84 mustang GT turbo '85 LTD '89 Camaro Irocz z28 '94 Lightning '96 Trans am

10-08-2002, 09:46 PM	#7
Eric4Nitrous Registered Member Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Va Posts: 1,122	I wouldn't mind seeing this hottie down the road show her patriotism I'll even salute her. __________________ 68 Camaro Gene Fulton 632ci Two stages of Jug 8.41 164mph Rockingham 1-26-03

10-08-2002, 10:00 PM	#9
mustangII460 Factoy Five Roadster Join Date: May 2000 Location: Sevier Co,Tennessee Posts: 1,681	OMG. My neighbor across the street is about 340lbs and her (Think its a her) knuckles drag the ground. I will join the taliban if she displays her, itself. __________________ Frank

10-08-2002, 10:07 PM	#10
Rev Registered Member Join Date: Nov 1998 Location: Houston, Tx. Posts: 3,887	Middle of the day I'm glad it's gonna be in the middle of the day. The flash on my camera doesn't work too well outside at night. We will have to record this momentous occasion for posterity. Rev __________________ '66 Coupe, 306, 350-375 HP, C-4, 13.07 e.t., 104.8 mph, 1/4 mi. O.B.C. #2 '66 coupe

10-09-2002, 07:41 AM	#13
silver_pilate DURKA DURKA!! Join Date: Sep 1997 Location: Lubbock, TX...(TX panhandle) Posts: 1,418	All you guys just take a little trip down to my stomping grounds here in Texas. Everyone knows we got the finest chicks . About 40 miles from my house is Texas Tech, and the place is loaded! --nathan __________________ '91 GT, Coast 347, 9.5:1 compression, full intake, Wolverine 1087 cam, exhaust, Keith Craft ported Windsor Jr. Irons (235 cfm intake, 195 cfm exhaust), AOD, PI 3500 converter, Lentech valve body, 3.73's (4.10's in the works), and Yokohama ES100's out back. Daily Car: '04 Infiniti G35 Sedan 6MT

10-09-2002, 04:35 PM	#14
bigred90gt 2 Stangs in the Stable Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Baytown, TX Posts: 1,209	Hey Chris, that is the best idea yet that I have heard in regards to this whole situation. We need to show these BASTARDS just how patriotic we can be, and I can think of no better way. silver_pilate : Cheers to that, Texas has the hottest women. I think everyone needs to take a fieldtrip here and we can check out the Houston and Clear Lake areas. Loaded with beautiful women. __________________ '90 GT Under construction Best E.T. = Fast @ High Speeds - OK So I Lie. So What!!! 04 F-150 STX 4.2L 5 spd Rice Haters Club Member #128

10-09-2002, 07:16 PM	#15
lx mike Undescribable Join Date: Sep 1998 Location: Ft Myers Fla Posts: 1,539	Texas Roadtrip!!! __________________ Rice Haters Club Member #101

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