Cute Signs

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From Bizzare News:

Real Signs

Over a gynecologist's office: Dr. Jones, at your cervix.

On a plumber's truck: We repair what your husband fixed.

On the trucks of a local plumbing company in Pennsylvania: Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber.

Pizza shop slogan: 7 days without pizza makes one weak.

Outside a muffler shop: No appointment necessary. We hear you coming.

In a veterinarian's waiting room: Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!

Door of a plastic surgeon's office: We can help you pick your nose!

On an electrician's truck: Let us remove your shorts.

In a non-smoking area: If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take Appropriate action.

On a maternity room door: Push...Push...Push

At an optometrist's office: If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place.

In the front yard of a funeral home: Drive carefully. We'll wait.


Take care,
~Chris