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12-16-2002, 12:43 AM | #1 |
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A guy can't obtain an erection, so he goes to the doctor. The doctor tells him the muscles at the base of his penis have broken down, and there's nothing he can do except perform experimental surgery. The guy asks what the surgery is. The doctor tells him they take the muscles from the base of a baby elephant's trunk, insert them in the base of his penis, and hope for the best. The guy says that sounds pretty scary, but the thought of never having sex again is even scarier.
The doctor goes ahead and performs the surgery and about six weeks later gives him the go ahead to "try out his new equipment." The guy takes his girlfriend out to dinner. While at dinner, he starts feeling an incredible pressure in his pants. It gets unbearable and he figures no one can see him, so he undoes his pants. His penis immediately pops out of his pants, rolls across the table, grabs a dinner roll, and disappears back into his pants. His girlfriend sits in shock for a few moments, and then gets a sly look on her face. She says, "That was pretty cool! Can you do that again?" With his eyes watering and a painful expression on his face, he says, "Probably, but I don't know if I can fit another dinner roll up my asz."
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12-16-2002, 12:51 AM | #2 |
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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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12-16-2002, 12:55 AM | #3 |
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omg - rotdflmao, you win you are the craziest mo fo here, oh man. bwahahahahah.
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12-16-2002, 01:15 AM | #5 |
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LMAO! That was funny as hell!
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12-16-2002, 10:11 AM | #6 | |
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12-16-2002, 12:31 PM | #7 |
HEY I CAN SET A NAME NOW!
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hahaha lmao....That's a good one.
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12-16-2002, 12:48 PM | #8 |
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hahaha Man I find a guy who can do that, I'm marrying him.. lmao..
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12-16-2002, 01:30 PM | #10 |
Huh? Whatcha said?
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sounds like she has anal issues.
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12-16-2002, 01:46 PM | #11 | |
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12-16-2002, 01:51 PM | #12 |
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Thats the funniest chite I've heard in a while. Thanks for the laugh!!!
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12-16-2002, 07:59 PM | #15 |
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I thought size didn't matter??
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12-16-2002, 09:25 PM | #18 |
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well i'm screwed.
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12-17-2002, 12:43 AM | #19 |
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The women that say size doesnt matter never had it LARGE.
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