Another Clinton Joke!

DAN-MAN · 01-09-2003, 03:30 PM

> >Hillary Clinton and her driver were cruising along a country road
one
> >evening when an old cow loomed in front of the car. The driver tried
to
> >avoid it but couldn't - the old cow was killed. Hillary told her
driver
to
> >go up to the farmhouse and explain to the owners what happened.
About an
> >hour later, the driver staggered back to the car with his clothes in
> >disarray. He was holding a bottle of expensive wine in one hand, an
> >expensive Cuban cigar in the other and was smiling happily,smeared
with
> >lipstick.
> >"What happened?" asked Hillary.
> >"Well," the driver replied, "the farmer gave me the wine, his wife
gave
me
> >the cigar, and their beautiful twin daughters made mad passionate
love to
> >me."
> >"My God, what did you tell them?" asked Hillary.
> >The driver replied: "I'm Hillary Clinton's driver, and I just killed
the
> >old cow."

Daniel.

jj_jonathon · 01-09-2003, 04:23 PM

lol...but now all i can think about are hot teenage twins....hehe

cyberstang5.0 · 01-09-2003, 04:24 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by jj_jonathon
lol...but now all i can think about are hot teenage twins....hehe

You too?

DAN-MAN · 01-09-2003, 06:08 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by cyberstang5.0
You too?

Lmao.

Daniel.

01-09-2003, 03:30 PM	#1
DAN-MAN Confederate Cowboy Join Date: May 2002 Location: Southeast Missouri Posts: 546	Another Clinton Joke! > >Hillary Clinton and her driver were cruising along a country road one > >evening when an old cow loomed in front of the car. The driver tried to > >avoid it but couldn't - the old cow was killed. Hillary told her driver to > >go up to the farmhouse and explain to the owners what happened. About an > >hour later, the driver staggered back to the car with his clothes in > >disarray. He was holding a bottle of expensive wine in one hand, an > >expensive Cuban cigar in the other and was smiling happily,smeared with > >lipstick. > >"What happened?" asked Hillary. > >"Well," the driver replied, "the farmer gave me the wine, his wife gave me > >the cigar, and their beautiful twin daughters made mad passionate love to > >me." > >"My God, what did you tell them?" asked Hillary. > >The driver replied: "I'm Hillary Clinton's driver, and I just killed the > >old cow." Daniel. __________________ DAN-MAN RHC MEMBER #25

01-09-2003, 04:23 PM	#2
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