Maybe I can combine some of your posting abilities.: at work, after porn (at work!?), when no good TV is on (though I am reading LOTRs) and lay in some good one liners!
Some one liners I might try:
LOL
Good one
WOW!
Kick his ***** sea bass!
I wish I were you!
I'm glad I'm not you!
Who are you?
My cat's breath smells like cat food.
I bent my wookie.
Me no speaka English!
What do you think?
