Going out for beer, who needs some?

[bigwhitecobra]

I was sitting around doing nothing, and all of a sudden, I wanted some beer. Went to the fridge, no beer. Went to the store, lots of beer, but which to choose? I don't want some FOO FOO beer, but I don't want Buttwiper either.

Damn.

Who's bright idea was it to make a Lemon flavored beer, and more importantly......WHY?!?

Who ever thought of that should be pistol whipped 3 times a day for eternity. Moron.

Back to beer. Guiness is good for you. But Beck tastes good. Newcastle. Hienekin. Ah....here we go. 40 oz of pure O E. Nah, to rock gutt, ghetto, trendy ****. Whatever happened to black can white label, beer. Remember that? Now that was some good ****.

Damn.

Oh well, guess I'll settle for some ice cream.

Now, which flavor do I want......