"Speedway Devils" Ricers at Their Best
 

These guys have a real understanding of performance cars!

"Vanatta drives a 2002 Subaru WRX that can go a quarter-mile in 14.2 seconds, he said. He's put about $4,000 into it to get his car this powerful, but he wants to get his quarter-mile time under 10 seconds."

He's $4k in the hole and can only muster a 14.2?? It sounds like that $4000 would have been better spent at a driving school.





"Keith Pavlik, a mechanical engineering junior, has put more than $30, 000 into his Nissan 300 ZX. Pavlik has added a DVD player, touch-screen computer, CD player and multiple gauges."

What ricer wouldn't want to watch a couple minutes of F&F while they're waiting at the finish line? :rolleyes: And he's put $30k into his car?? The benefits of living for free with mommy and daddy huh? ;) :p

The gayness of this is apparent...

-Josh, aka the tireburner

"You're just like, I don't know, it wastes a lot of gas." Damn, what a F*CKING PUSSY. I'd like to beat his a*s just for being so f*cking stupid.

"Pavlik doesn't have to worry much about being out-performed; his 1991 Subaru 300Z with Nitrus boosters can get up to 400 horsepower".

Hmm, nitrous boosters are pretty sweet -WTF???? So are strobe lights incase you want to have a rave in your car.

"Sometimes the car can actually become who you are", as Mario Sweeney, a computer science senior found out.
So did his car turn into a computer scientist? Oh wait, he must be studying how to be gay, cause his car is pretty gay. Hay computer scientist, if you've been pulled over 3 times on a street you should probably keep going back. Actually Mario should just drive over to my apartment so I can ***** him and his car up.

ROFL :D:D:D:D (at the replies above mine). :)

I had more fun reading you guys' replies than that gay article.... :rolleyes: :D

I sort of took that video to be a sarcastic joke.