Really Stupid People

PKRWUD · 11-11-2002, 07:35 PM

When his 38-caliber revolver failed to fire at its intended victim during a holdup in Long Beach, California, would-be robber James Elliot did something that can only inspire wonder: He peered down the barrel and tried the trigger again.
This time it worked.

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The chef at a hotel in Switzerland lost a finger in a meat cutting machine and, after a little hopping around, submitted a claim to his insurance company. The company, suspecting negligence, sent out one of its men to have a look for himself. He tried the machine out and lost a finger.
The chef's claim was approved.

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A man who shoveled snow for an hour to clear a space for his car during a blizzard in Chicago returned with his vehicle to find a woman had taken the space.
Understandably, he shot her.

1969Mach1 · 11-11-2002, 07:38 PM

The first one, well the person he was holding up must be very religious or something cause that was some luck.

The second one, sad but funny as hell. lol

Third one, well I would of thought it would happen in Texas but they don't get snow so . . . .

Thanks for the smile Chris.

§am.

11-11-2002, 08:20 PM

damn those are some stupid people.

The Deuce · 11-11-2002, 10:34 PM

Man that chick was dumb in #3!

Kamaro Killer · 11-13-2002, 03:21 PM

Damn, those are some stupid people alright, lol. Hey Chris, you should be a damn comedian in your spare time, you've always got something to make me laugh, Keith.

11-11-2002, 07:35 PM	#1
PKRWUD Junior Member Join Date: Mar 1999 Location: Ventura, California Posts: 8,981	Really Stupid People When his 38-caliber revolver failed to fire at its intended victim during a holdup in Long Beach, California, would-be robber James Elliot did something that can only inspire wonder: He peered down the barrel and tried the trigger again. This time it worked. ******************************************* The chef at a hotel in Switzerland lost a finger in a meat cutting machine and, after a little hopping around, submitted a claim to his insurance company. The company, suspecting negligence, sent out one of its men to have a look for himself. He tried the machine out and lost a finger. The chef's claim was approved. ******************************************* A man who shoveled snow for an hour to clear a space for his car during a blizzard in Chicago returned with his vehicle to find a woman had taken the space. Understandably, he shot her. __________________ Webmaster: Rice Haters Club Jim Porter Racing Peckerwoods Pit Stop Support Your Local RED & WHITE!

11-11-2002, 07:38 PM	#2
1969Mach1 HEY I CAN SET A NAME NOW! Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Ontario, Canada Posts: 2,556	The first one, well the person he was holding up must be very religious or something cause that was some luck. The second one, sad but funny as hell. lol Third one, well I would of thought it would happen in Texas but they don't get snow so . . . . Thanks for the smile Chris. §am. __________________ 1969 Mustang Mach 1Sold 351-4V Windsor, 4 Speed MACH 1 - Moving At The Speed Of Sound. 1979 Mustang Indianapolis 500 Pace Car For Sale - Email me for Info 302-2V, 3-Speed Auto One of 2,106 made One of 405 sent to Canada. Yes those are caution lights, and No you can't pass me when there on. Ricer Hater's Club - Member #4

11-11-2002, 10:34 PM	#4
The Deuce Registered Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Atlanta, GA Posts: 2,325	Man that chick was dumb in #3! __________________ 1997 Mustang GT "The Freak" - 13.80 @ 101.70, 2.07 60' 1995 Honda VFR750 - not much @ really fast (actual data pending.) 1964.5 Mustang 289 Rice Haters Club Member #13

11-13-2002, 03:21 PM	#5
Kamaro Killer Mustang Enthusiast Join Date: Mar 2002 Posts: 528	LMAO Damn, those are some stupid people alright, lol. Hey Chris, you should be a damn comedian in your spare time, you've always got something to make me laugh, Keith. __________________ 1993 GT 5.0-My Stang Rice Hater's Club Member 22

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11-11-2002, 08:20 PM	#3
digital3.3 Guest Posts: n/a	damn those are some stupid people.