Yep, I'm sure everyone knew I would be chiming in on this one. It would be shorter for me to tell the smart things I've done as a kid, which would take all of a minute to type.
Lets see...I had to be rushed to the emergency room when I was 5 because I stuck a Lego up my nose. It was one of those little ones.
I was just sitting there, building my legos, watching Scobbie Doo when for some unkown reason, I grabbed a small One Segment Lego, looked at it and thought "This would probably fit in my NOSE!" .
So, what do I do, I cram it up there and it gets stuck. I go crying and screaming to my mom. She was getting ready for a wedding, so the timing was excellent. She had to rush me to the emergency room. I had the doctors stumped, I remember them actually scratching there heads with this perplexed look. The fashioned a little hook and dug it out.
Guess what. I havent stuck a Lego up my nose since.
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