sum stupid humor. (long)
 

i got this in an e-mail from a friend over-seas, some of these are stupid but theyre still amusing.

1)
a guy walks into the psychiatrist wearing only saran-wrap for shorts. the shrink says " well, i can clearly see you're nuts!"

2)
i went to buy some camoflague pants yesterday but i couldnt find any.

3)
i bet the butcher $1 that he couldnt reach the meat on the top shelf and he replied " yer right, the steaks are too high!"

4)
a man wakes up from surgery in the hospital and tells the doctor he cant feel his legs, the doctor replies " i know you cant, i cut off yer arms!"

5)
a man takes his rottweiler to the vet and says " doc my dog is cross-eyed, is there anything you can do?" the doctor picks up the dog, looks at his eyes and then his teeth. doc says " i'm going to have to put him down!", man asks " why, cuz he's cross-eyed?" doc says " no, its because he's too heavy!"

6)
apparently 1 in 5 people in the world are chinese. there are 5 people in my family, so its either my mom, dad, my older brother olin, or my younger brother Ho-Cha-Chu, but i still think its Coiln!

7)
man walks into the doctors office and says "ive hurt my arm in several places" the doctor replies " well, dont go there anymore!"

last one
8)
Irelands worst air disaster occuredearlier today when a small 2 seater Cessna crashed into a cemetary . Irish search and rescue workers have recovered 1826 bodies so far and expect that number to climb much higher as digging continues well into the night!

im really sorry about this, i know theyre stupid but i just couldnt help it!

I thought for second I was in the Vaudville forum!

i hear you axman, i was half expecting a "take my wife" joke.

LOL :D

Oh dude! Those are the best!!! Thanks for posting them. I tell you, the stupidest ones are the best ones :D I'm gonna grab those and save 'em (seriously).

Re: sum stupid humor. (long)
 

This one is my favorite, i was laughing hysterically :p :

well im glad some of you liked them. ive got a few more that i can post if you wish. i just posted the ones that i thought were the funniest. and besides, is it wrong to have a disturbed sense of humor? lol

If I can build disturbing rides then you go ahead with the disturbing jokes.

Post away. I'm putting together a collection :D. I'm the kinda guy that will go through a box of laffy taffy wrappers and read every one of the stupid jokes I can find. I also frequently either by myself or with some friends go to the movie rental and get the absolutely stupidest movie I can find and watch it for a good laugh (in memory of Mystery Science Theatre 3000) :D

kinda like Killer Clowns From Outer Space or Attack Of The Killer Tomatoes? lol

MST3K was awesome! Too bad it's not around other than reruns. My ex thought it was stupid. But as you now know that's one reason she's my ex.

HA! LOL.

WHOA, man, that's scarry how you were thinking the same thing I was thinking :eek:. Killer Clowns from Outer Space was one of the ones that started it all for me so it is kinda dear to my heart. :D Also, Hobgoblins, Humanoids from the Deep, Piranha II, Carnivor, The Brain That Wouldn't Die, Mitchell, Ticks, and many many other really "High Quality" (that's what we refer to them as) movies... Many times, if you pay attention, you can see a boom mic come into the frame every once in a while :D :D I can tell you for sure, not once have I ever been disatisfied with a High Quality movie. :D

oh, thats so awesome. i totally forgot about the brain that wouldnt die! hollywood needs to start making them high quality movies again! it'd sure as hell be better than the "Slo and Aggravated" movies!!!!!!!