Just a little "Texass Weather forecast" for ya'll Yankees up there!

....its been ******* raining for 2 solid days....ALL the creeks between where i live in League City and work in Friendswood, have either reached flood stage, or will before the night is over. Weve had 8 inches of rain in the last 24 hours and 3 of them in the last 6 hours! Glad I dont have to work tomorrow!
Got a 70% chance of thunderstorms tonight and tomorrow...
I have not mowed my back yard in 3 weeks...i'm dreading daylight tomorrow. Not sure I wanna see how it looks....Might need to buy a riding lawnmower!

Anyone have a canoe? preferably with an Evinrude 250?
TNT Treading in Texas