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HEHEHE / like old times!!!!!
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langley...COCKAROACHES???/ UGGGHGHGH! IF THATS WHAT IT IS IM MOVIN' OUT. I dont do cockaroaches!!!!!!!!!!! YIKES! :eek: Cougrrrrr: If its a bat, i'll send him to you!!!!! :D |
Christine, those 80 pounders can be tough to stop when charging, so a shotgun is not a bad idea.
Use double aught shot for those big ole bad ones and give'em both barrels right off the bat. Don't wait for them to get those sharp incisors close to your vitals. Rev |
I'm over 1400!!!!
I KNOW THIS IS TOTALLY UNRELATED, but I just noticed this is my 1405 post!!!!!!! wooohooo!!!!!!! This really is GREAT stress relief for me!!!!!! ug
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Seriously, Christine, I know you can kick any butt that might be lurking in your attic or anywhere else. I have no doubt.
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christine it cant be roaches,they dont make any noise:D :D
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get rid of the foot warmers and get a man! sounds like you bought bates motel..
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it's probly some creature thats been living off all the roaches:D
on another note ,topless.....you'd better not light a fire to smoke it out ........knowing your luck with this house what would happen is just as the fire gets going .......the crispy critter will come springing from the fireplace,.....half on fire the flying flaming rodent will go running thruogh the house trying to elude topless .........topless will go running though the house screaming ,trying to elude the flaming varmint...........topless would be in hysterea......the critter would become a fleeing, flaming ,fireball.........and in the process the critter will set the house on fire and burn it down.....roaches and all:eek: .............:D |
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Welcome to the Bates Motel....mmwwahaahhahahah!!!!!! :eek: |
Christine...Pass that this way when you are done with it, I need something to help me the rest of the day....;)
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HE'S QUIET TONIGHT!!!!!!
Hey guys...well, I've been home for about an hour, and I havent heard a peep yet! I"m getting concerned...
I think we kinda bonded over the last few days!!!!!:) The chimney sweep will be here tomorrow. I hope what ever it is didn't die!!!!!! I'll feel bad!!!! Maybe if we catch something, I can get it stuffed and display it by my fireplace??? I'll be REALLY pissed if we dont find ANYTHING then I'll never know and it will totally ruin this thread, cuz there wont be an ending!!!!!:( Dani...about the bats, at my old house at night, we would on many occasions see bats circling around!!! THey were little ones. It was cool. HEY!!!! Maybe it was really COUGARRRR!!!!! hehehehhe BTW: FUNNY BAT story!!! I bet they thought you were pretty wacked!!! hahahha! You know they really probably love going to calls like that. Breaks up the monontony of the "norm"!!!!!!! ;) |
Thank GOD
Hey as long as your in no Danger thats the word you have to go out now and buy all of the (Type O Negativive cd's ) just to be shure we all LOVE YOU ;)
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PLEASE SEND $$$$$
WWAHAHAHAHAHAHHH!!! Well the chimney guy is here. (btw: he's a HOTTIE!!!) no pun itended!!!! heheh!
WELL...it TWERENT NO BIRD!!!! It chewed a nice 8" hole in one side of my chimney!!!!!!! He went to go get the parts to replace 2 sides of my chimey(one side rotting) and hes gonna repaint and paint the metal thing on top to keep it from rusting. Basically what this boils down to is the culprit is costing me another $500 today!!!!!! wwwaaahhhh!:mad: PLEASE SEND ME ALL YOUR MONEY ASAP!!!!!! Hopefully I can unload some parts at the swap meet on Sunday! I've had my butt up on that roof all morning it seems, and we couldn't find anything when we shined the flashlight. He thinks it got out. He said if it died, it would have most likely died where we can see it.....Needless to say i'm a little pissed and disappointed. I was hoping I wuld have at least got to get a pic of him dead then find NOTHING!!!!!! I will keep you posted if we run across anything.. On a good note...I'm working on my garage! Stress releif..../topless searches frantically for xanax or something of the like!!!/ oh, and BTW: I have no wood on 2 sides of my chimney and it LOOKS LIKE RAIN.....BWWHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHHAHA!!!HHAHAHAHAHHAHA HAHAH!!!!!!:confused: Im not sure how much more of this i can take.....Its GOT to get better!???!! |
Man that sucks
I think every one that posted to this reply should send you $ 5.00 for the fun (for us)and aggravation that this THING has cost you ,I shure can spring for that.. (you can always up the anti) Will call it the * Topless In Texas,whatever it was) Fund
I think that will work ;) |
OMG! LMAO!!!!
MOC....hahahah!!! I like how you think......hehehe....your great!!!!! I appreciate the thought....It can go to the Missing Critter Memorial Fund!!!!! (ME!) hahahahhahahah;) LMAO!!!!! Gotta get back outside.....i'll keepya posted!!!!
bWWAAHAHAHAHA! I appreciate ya'll keeping me laughing throughout my whole moving ordeal the last 3 weeks...honestly, that is the one of the few ways I have stayed sane!!! ( Or have I?:confused: ) |
OKAY, HERE IT IS!!!!!!
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OK.....SINCE THE CRITTER NEVER SURFACED, judging by the size of the hole in my chimney we have decided it must've been this!!!!!!!! BTW: still waiting for the chimney guy to finish the job. Still has to paint! Hopefully today!!!!!
thanks cyberstang!!!! heheh! TNT |
a jack-a-lope? I dont think those could chew through that
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Ah yes, the mysterious Jack-a-lope. There's nothing they can't do, depending on the storyteller!
Reminds me: My ex's family owns a place called Pine Mountain Inn. It's up in the middle of the Los Padres National Forest, 30 miles from civilization, and doesn't even have a phone or electricity (they have a HAM and a generator). It's been there for close to 100 years, and is pretty much a hole-in-the-wall bar/restaurant that used to be a stagecoach stop. It's a very popular stop for bikers and adventuresome tourists. Anyway, they have dozens of stuffed animals, that have been killed up there, all over the bar/restaurant walls, including a Jack-a-lope. Most people leave there convinced they actually exist because they saw one on the wall. Funny as hell listening to some dad explain it to his kids, not even sure he believes himself! Take care, -Chris |
Jackalope??!!??
I thought it was a really big rabbit w/ antlers!!!! :eek: LOL :)
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That is one crazy looking animal. lol I wonder if they got those little creatures in Canada. I don't believe so. There probably like me and don't like the cold. Ohh.. we got like 3-5 cm of snow on the ground! (1/2 inch?) Spring started yesterday. This sucks well I'm off to school.
Good luck with your creature problem TNT, §am |
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