There's Something In My House/i'm Freaking Out! - Page 3

Topless In Texas · 03-13-2002, 11:53 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Rev
srv1, we southerners have fireplaces to throw those 80 lb. rats that we catch out of our attics, hee,hee.

Rev

Yah, REV has the right idea, but I think its for the 80 lb. rats that those New Yawkas launch down here at us!!!! BWWAHHAHAHA (I know SOME of you out there will understand that!!!!!) just like old times, HUH!!!!!?????

langley...COCKAROACHES???/ UGGGHGHGH! IF THATS WHAT IT IS IM MOVIN' OUT. I dont do cockaroaches!!!!!!!!!!! YIKES!

Cougrrrrr: If its a bat, i'll send him to you!!!!!

Rev · 03-14-2002, 12:00 AM

Christine, those 80 pounders can be tough to stop when charging, so a shotgun is not a bad idea.

Use double aught shot for those big ole bad ones and give'em both barrels right off the bat. Don't wait for them to get those sharp incisors close to your vitals.

Rev

Topless In Texas · 03-14-2002, 12:08 AM

I KNOW THIS IS TOTALLY UNRELATED, but I just noticed this is my 1405 post!!!!!!! wooohooo!!!!!!! This really is GREAT stress relief for me!!!!!! ug
Now we can resume to the topic at hand.....

Rev · 03-14-2002, 12:25 AM

Seriously, Christine, I know you can kick any butt that might be lurking in your attic or anywhere else. I have no doubt.

Rev

Crazy Horse GT · 03-14-2002, 12:44 AM

christine it cant be roaches,they dont make any noise

kystang86 · 03-14-2002, 08:50 AM

get rid of the foot warmers and get a man! sounds like you bought bates motel..

Old Guy with 87 GT · 03-14-2002, 10:27 AM

it's probly some creature thats been living off all the roaches

on another note ,topless.....you'd better not light a fire to smoke it out ........knowing your luck with this house what would happen is just as the fire gets going .......the crispy critter will come springing from the fireplace,.....half on fire the flying flaming rodent will go running thruogh the house trying to elude topless .........topless will go running though the house screaming ,trying to elude the flaming varmint...........topless would be in hysterea......the critter would become a fleeing, flaming ,fireball.........and in the process the critter will set the house on fire and burn it down.....roaches and all

.............

theforce · 03-14-2002, 10:40 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Old Guy with 87 GT
it's probly some creature thats been living off all the roaches

better light a fire to smoke it out ......set the house on fire and burn it down.....roaches and all .............

What are talking about...burning down... roaches and all...did we change subjects???

Don't burn your fingers!!!!!

Topless In Texas · 03-14-2002, 02:48 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by theforce

What are talking about...burning down... roaches and all...did we change subjects???

Don't burn your fingers!!!!!

OMG!!! ROTFLMAO!!!! HAHAHAHA....HEY, Pass that this way!!! ....hahahahahahah j/k!

Welcome to the Bates Motel....mmwwahaahhahahah!!!!!!

mustangdani55 · 03-14-2002, 03:22 PM

Christine...Pass that this way when you are done with it, I need something to help me the rest of the day....

Topless In Texas · 03-14-2002, 11:41 PM

Hey guys...well, I've been home for about an hour, and I havent heard a peep yet! I"m getting concerned...
I think we kinda bonded over the last few days!!!!!

The chimney sweep will be here tomorrow. I hope what ever it is didn't die!!!!!! I'll feel bad!!!! Maybe if we catch something, I can get it stuffed and display it by my fireplace???
I'll be REALLY pissed if we dont find ANYTHING then I'll never know and it will totally ruin this thread, cuz there wont be an ending!!!!!

Dani...about the bats, at my old house at night, we would on many occasions see bats circling around!!! THey were little ones. It was cool. HEY!!!! Maybe it was really COUGARRRR!!!!! hehehehhe BTW: FUNNY BAT story!!! I bet they thought you were pretty wacked!!! hahahha! You know they really probably love going to calls like that. Breaks up the monontony of the "norm"!!!!!!!

moc · 03-15-2002, 12:26 AM

Hey as long as your in no Danger thats the word you have to go out now and buy all of the (Type O Negativive cd's ) just to be shure we all LOVE YOU

Topless In Texas · 03-15-2002, 01:59 PM

WWAHAHAHAHAHAHHH!!! Well the chimney guy is here. (btw: he's a HOTTIE!!!) no pun itended!!!! heheh!
WELL...it TWERENT NO BIRD!!!! It chewed a nice 8" hole in one side of my chimney!!!!!!! He went to go get the parts to replace 2 sides of my chimey(one side rotting) and hes gonna repaint and paint the metal thing on top to keep it from rusting.
Basically what this boils down to is the culprit is costing me another $500 today!!!!!! wwwaaahhhh!

PLEASE SEND ME ALL YOUR MONEY ASAP!!!!!! Hopefully I can unload some parts at the swap meet on Sunday!
I've had my butt up on that roof all morning it seems, and we couldn't find anything when we shined the flashlight. He thinks it got out. He said if it died, it would have most likely died where we can see it.....Needless to say i'm a little pissed and disappointed. I was hoping I wuld have at least got to get a pic of him dead then find NOTHING!!!!!! I will keep you posted if we run across anything..
On a good note...I'm working on my garage! Stress releif..../topless searches frantically for xanax or something of the like!!!/ oh, and BTW: I have no wood on 2 sides of my chimney and it LOOKS LIKE RAIN.....BWWHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHHAHA!!!HHAHAHAHAHHAHA HAHAH!!!!!!

Im not sure how much more of this i can take.....Its GOT to get better!???!!

moc · 03-15-2002, 02:13 PM

I think every one that posted to this reply should send you $ 5.00 for the fun (for us)and aggravation that this THING has cost you ,I shure can spring for that.. (you can always up the anti) Will call it the * Topless In Texas,whatever it was) Fund
I think that will work

Topless In Texas · 03-15-2002, 02:19 PM

MOC....hahahah!!! I like how you think......hehehe....your great!!!!! I appreciate the thought....It can go to the Missing Critter Memorial Fund!!!!! (ME!) hahahahhahahah

LMAO!!!!! Gotta get back outside.....i'll keepya posted!!!!
bWWAAHAHAHAHA! I appreciate ya'll keeping me laughing throughout my whole moving ordeal the last 3 weeks...honestly, that is the one of the few ways I have stayed sane!!! ( Or have I?

)

Topless In Texas · 03-22-2002, 01:20 AM

OK.....SINCE THE CRITTER NEVER SURFACED, judging by the size of the hole in my chimney we have decided it must've been this!!!!!!!! BTW: still waiting for the chimney guy to finish the job. Still has to paint! Hopefully today!!!!!

thanks cyberstang!!!! heheh! TNT

Desert Rose · 03-22-2002, 05:35 AM

a jack-a-lope? I dont think those could chew through that

PKRWUD · 03-22-2002, 05:52 AM

Ah yes, the mysterious Jack-a-lope. There's nothing they can't do, depending on the storyteller!

Reminds me: My ex's family owns a place called Pine Mountain Inn. It's up in the middle of the Los Padres National Forest, 30 miles from civilization, and doesn't even have a phone or electricity (they have a HAM and a generator). It's been there for close to 100 years, and is pretty much a hole-in-the-wall bar/restaurant that used to be a stagecoach stop. It's a very popular stop for bikers and adventuresome tourists. Anyway, they have dozens of stuffed animals, that have been killed up there, all over the bar/restaurant walls, including a Jack-a-lope. Most people leave there convinced they actually exist because they saw one on the wall. Funny as hell listening to some dad explain it to his kids, not even sure he believes himself!

Take care,
-Chris

Topless In Texas · 03-22-2002, 07:11 AM

I thought it was a really big rabbit w/ antlers!!!!

LOL

1969Mach1 · 03-22-2002, 07:18 AM

That is one crazy looking animal. lol I wonder if they got those little creatures in Canada. I don't believe so. There probably like me and don't like the cold. Ohh.. we got like 3-5 cm of snow on the ground! (1/2 inch?) Spring started yesterday. This sucks well I'm off to school.

Good luck with your creature problem TNT,
§am

03-14-2002, 12:00 AM	#42
Rev Registered Member Join Date: Nov 1998 Location: Houston, Tx. Posts: 3,887	Christine, those 80 pounders can be tough to stop when charging, so a shotgun is not a bad idea. Use double aught shot for those big ole bad ones and give'em both barrels right off the bat. Don't wait for them to get those sharp incisors close to your vitals. Rev __________________ '66 Coupe, 306, 350-375 HP, C-4, 13.07 e.t., 104.8 mph, 1/4 mi. O.B.C. #2 '66 coupe

03-14-2002, 12:08 AM	#43
Topless In Texas Not broken anymore! Join Date: May 2001 Location: La Porte, TEXASS :) Posts: 1,963	I'm over 1400!!!! I KNOW THIS IS TOTALLY UNRELATED, but I just noticed this is my 1405 post!!!!!!! wooohooo!!!!!!! This really is GREAT stress relief for me!!!!!! ug Now we can resume to the topic at hand..... __________________ R.I.P. my Kinde..Jan. 19,1992-Aug. 22, 2003. Shes Cruisin' doggie heaven in a Blown Verte or a GTO!!! 2005 ROUSH GT Verte SuperStallions of the Net Feature, May 2002 RICE HATERS CLUB MEMBER #38!! O.B.C #5..thank you!! I feel so priveledged!! BONE STOCK~ Hell, its a ROUSH!

03-14-2002, 12:25 AM	#44
Rev Registered Member Join Date: Nov 1998 Location: Houston, Tx. Posts: 3,887	Seriously, Christine, I know you can kick any butt that might be lurking in your attic or anywhere else. I have no doubt. Rev __________________ '66 Coupe, 306, 350-375 HP, C-4, 13.07 e.t., 104.8 mph, 1/4 mi. O.B.C. #2 '66 coupe

03-14-2002, 12:44 AM	#45
Crazy Horse GT Registered Member Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Sale Creek, TN. C. S. A. Posts: 4,652	christine it cant be roaches,they dont make any noise __________________ 95 gt vert, lot's of stuff, it aint slow. 04 sonic blue v - six my beater 89 rs camaro iroc turbo hood, other stuff, my wifes ride 84 lx stang cammed up 289 hi po, etc 65 falcon, maybe by the year 2020. black 00gt, gone but never forgotten. R H C- member # 1 o.b.c. da prez- member # 1 if your under 40 dont ask. goodbye for now odie,r.i.p. 11-27-03

03-14-2002, 08:50 AM	#46
kystang86 Registered Member Join Date: Jul 2000 Location: frankfort,ky Posts: 54	get rid of the foot warmers and get a man! sounds like you bought bates motel.. __________________ 86 gt 3.73's,underdrives, welds, pro-5.0 shifted, chip,autometers,flowmasters, k&n,2.5" cowl hood, new motor in the works.. 00 250 powerstroke diesel

03-14-2002, 10:27 AM	#47
Old Guy with 87 GT Registered Member Join Date: May 2001 Location: Harrisburg, Pennsylvania Posts: 379	it's probly some creature thats been living off all the roaches on another note ,topless.....you'd better not light a fire to smoke it out ........knowing your luck with this house what would happen is just as the fire gets going .......the crispy critter will come springing from the fireplace,.....half on fire the flying flaming rodent will go running thruogh the house trying to elude topless .........topless will go running though the house screaming ,trying to elude the flaming varmint...........topless would be in hysterea......the critter would become a fleeing, flaming ,fireball.........and in the process the critter will set the house on fire and burn it down.....roaches and all ............. __________________ the "not so old",old guy 87 Mustang GT T-top >hanlon t-5, pro 5.0, centerforce clutch ,adj. cable/quatrant ,3.27s ,full 2 1/2 ex(off road H) adj. reg. ,e-cam ,70mm TB, cobra intake ,1.7rr ,ported/milled e7ets w/crane springs ,306 balaced/decked short block w/speed pro forged flat top pistons ...257rwhp/302rwt best et 13.7@102 (4/11 ) '80 Capri (future project,currently collecting parts for 351 moter)

03-14-2002, 03:22 PM	#50
mustangdani55 Registered Member Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Indianapolis, Indiana USA Posts: 334	Christine...Pass that this way when you are done with it, I need something to help me the rest of the day.... __________________ It makes people wonder what you've been up to!

03-14-2002, 11:41 PM	#51
Topless In Texas Not broken anymore! Join Date: May 2001 Location: La Porte, TEXASS :) Posts: 1,963	HE'S QUIET TONIGHT!!!!!! Hey guys...well, I've been home for about an hour, and I havent heard a peep yet! I"m getting concerned... I think we kinda bonded over the last few days!!!!! The chimney sweep will be here tomorrow. I hope what ever it is didn't die!!!!!! I'll feel bad!!!! Maybe if we catch something, I can get it stuffed and display it by my fireplace??? I'll be REALLY pissed if we dont find ANYTHING then I'll never know and it will totally ruin this thread, cuz there wont be an ending!!!!! Dani...about the bats, at my old house at night, we would on many occasions see bats circling around!!! THey were little ones. It was cool. HEY!!!! Maybe it was really COUGARRRR!!!!! hehehehhe BTW: FUNNY BAT story!!! I bet they thought you were pretty wacked!!! hahahha! You know they really probably love going to calls like that. Breaks up the monontony of the "norm"!!!!!!! __________________ R.I.P. my Kinde..Jan. 19,1992-Aug. 22, 2003. Shes Cruisin' doggie heaven in a Blown Verte or a GTO!!! 2005 ROUSH GT Verte SuperStallions of the Net Feature, May 2002 RICE HATERS CLUB MEMBER #38!! O.B.C #5..thank you!! I feel so priveledged!! BONE STOCK~ Hell, its a ROUSH!

03-15-2002, 12:26 AM	#52
moc Registered Member Join Date: Mar 1999 Location: Ocean City , Maryland Posts: 344	Thank GOD Hey as long as your in no Danger thats the word you have to go out now and buy all of the (Type O Negativive cd's ) just to be shure we all LOVE YOU __________________ 1991 5.0 NotchBack,Black as of 05/04/09 34,300mi. 2001 LIGHTNING Black 29,872 mi. 05/04/09 (Hangar Queen) SMOKEM UP

03-15-2002, 01:59 PM	#53
Topless In Texas Not broken anymore! Join Date: May 2001 Location: La Porte, TEXASS :) Posts: 1,963	PLEASE SEND $$$$$ WWAHAHAHAHAHAHHH!!! Well the chimney guy is here. (btw: he's a HOTTIE!!!) no pun itended!!!! heheh! WELL...it TWERENT NO BIRD!!!! It chewed a nice 8" hole in one side of my chimney!!!!!!! He went to go get the parts to replace 2 sides of my chimey(one side rotting) and hes gonna repaint and paint the metal thing on top to keep it from rusting. Basically what this boils down to is the culprit is costing me another $500 today!!!!!! wwwaaahhhh! PLEASE SEND ME ALL YOUR MONEY ASAP!!!!!! Hopefully I can unload some parts at the swap meet on Sunday! I've had my butt up on that roof all morning it seems, and we couldn't find anything when we shined the flashlight. He thinks it got out. He said if it died, it would have most likely died where we can see it.....Needless to say i'm a little pissed and disappointed. I was hoping I wuld have at least got to get a pic of him dead then find NOTHING!!!!!! I will keep you posted if we run across anything.. On a good note...I'm working on my garage! Stress releif..../topless searches frantically for xanax or something of the like!!!/ oh, and BTW: I have no wood on 2 sides of my chimney and it LOOKS LIKE RAIN.....BWWHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHHAHA!!!HHAHAHAHAHHAHA HAHAH!!!!!! Im not sure how much more of this i can take.....Its GOT to get better!???!! __________________ R.I.P. my Kinde..Jan. 19,1992-Aug. 22, 2003. Shes Cruisin' doggie heaven in a Blown Verte or a GTO!!! 2005 ROUSH GT Verte SuperStallions of the Net Feature, May 2002 RICE HATERS CLUB MEMBER #38!! O.B.C #5..thank you!! I feel so priveledged!! BONE STOCK~ Hell, its a ROUSH!

03-15-2002, 02:13 PM	#54
moc Registered Member Join Date: Mar 1999 Location: Ocean City , Maryland Posts: 344	Man that sucks I think every one that posted to this reply should send you $ 5.00 for the fun (for us)and aggravation that this THING has cost you ,I shure can spring for that.. (you can always up the anti) Will call it the * Topless In Texas,whatever it was) Fund I think that will work __________________ 1991 5.0 NotchBack,Black as of 05/04/09 34,300mi. 2001 LIGHTNING Black 29,872 mi. 05/04/09 (Hangar Queen) SMOKEM UP

03-15-2002, 02:19 PM	#55
Topless In Texas Not broken anymore! Join Date: May 2001 Location: La Porte, TEXASS :) Posts: 1,963	OMG! LMAO!!!! MOC....hahahah!!! I like how you think......hehehe....your great!!!!! I appreciate the thought....It can go to the Missing Critter Memorial Fund!!!!! (ME!) hahahahhahahah LMAO!!!!! Gotta get back outside.....i'll keepya posted!!!! bWWAAHAHAHAHA! I appreciate ya'll keeping me laughing throughout my whole moving ordeal the last 3 weeks...honestly, that is the one of the few ways I have stayed sane!!! ( Or have I? ) __________________ R.I.P. my Kinde..Jan. 19,1992-Aug. 22, 2003. Shes Cruisin' doggie heaven in a Blown Verte or a GTO!!! 2005 ROUSH GT Verte SuperStallions of the Net Feature, May 2002 RICE HATERS CLUB MEMBER #38!! O.B.C #5..thank you!! I feel so priveledged!! BONE STOCK~ Hell, its a ROUSH!

03-22-2002, 05:35 AM	#57
Desert Rose Registered Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Virginia Posts: 10	a jack-a-lope? I dont think those could chew through that __________________ *Desert Rose* ^^not mine^^

03-22-2002, 05:52 AM	#58
PKRWUD Junior Member Join Date: Mar 1999 Location: Ventura, California Posts: 8,981	Ah yes, the mysterious Jack-a-lope. There's nothing they can't do, depending on the storyteller! Reminds me: My ex's family owns a place called Pine Mountain Inn. It's up in the middle of the Los Padres National Forest, 30 miles from civilization, and doesn't even have a phone or electricity (they have a HAM and a generator). It's been there for close to 100 years, and is pretty much a hole-in-the-wall bar/restaurant that used to be a stagecoach stop. It's a very popular stop for bikers and adventuresome tourists. Anyway, they have dozens of stuffed animals, that have been killed up there, all over the bar/restaurant walls, including a Jack-a-lope. Most people leave there convinced they actually exist because they saw one on the wall. Funny as hell listening to some dad explain it to his kids, not even sure he believes himself! Take care, -Chris __________________ Webmaster: Rice Haters Club Jim Porter Racing Peckerwoods Pit Stop Support Your Local RED & WHITE!

03-22-2002, 07:11 AM	#59
Topless In Texas Not broken anymore! Join Date: May 2001 Location: La Porte, TEXASS :) Posts: 1,963	Jackalope??!!?? I thought it was a really big rabbit w/ antlers!!!! LOL __________________ R.I.P. my Kinde..Jan. 19,1992-Aug. 22, 2003. Shes Cruisin' doggie heaven in a Blown Verte or a GTO!!! 2005 ROUSH GT Verte SuperStallions of the Net Feature, May 2002 RICE HATERS CLUB MEMBER #38!! O.B.C #5..thank you!! I feel so priveledged!! BONE STOCK~ Hell, its a ROUSH!

03-22-2002, 07:18 AM	#60
1969Mach1 HEY I CAN SET A NAME NOW! Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Ontario, Canada Posts: 2,556	That is one crazy looking animal. lol I wonder if they got those little creatures in Canada. I don't believe so. There probably like me and don't like the cold. Ohh.. we got like 3-5 cm of snow on the ground! (1/2 inch?) Spring started yesterday. This sucks well I'm off to school. Good luck with your creature problem TNT, §am __________________ 1969 Mustang Mach 1Sold 351-4V Windsor, 4 Speed MACH 1 - Moving At The Speed Of Sound. 1979 Mustang Indianapolis 500 Pace Car For Sale - Email me for Info 302-2V, 3-Speed Auto One of 2,106 made One of 405 sent to Canada. Yes those are caution lights, and No you can't pass me when there on. Ricer Hater's Club - Member #4

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