They've found us out... Its over...

[Hammer]

Well, its all over the news....
I'm evil.... yes, the great 2-horned one....
and if you live In the U.S. 50 states or its territories, you're evil too...
Our president is the leader of a corrupt government led by a secret coalition of a Jew\Catholic\Protestant New World Order.
Heck, even Muslims who live on this soil are "tainted" and have been forsaken like the rest of our evil lot....

9/11, was only a plot cooked up by our evil coalition so we can blame the poor terrorist whackos who've had absolutely nothing to do with THOUSANDS of deaths over the past few decades.

We don't care about the environment or human rights. (You know the UN Human Rights council? We got thrown out... You know who IS there? North Korea, China, and maybe even Iraq if I'm correct)

The new "environmental" summit.... we're messing that up too. So I guess well just pollute everyone to death. (We've got this "magic" shield that will keep our air clean.... shh, don't tell the rest of the world...)

We don't care about the poor or the unfortunate. (Forget the BILLIONS of dollars in aid every year, or troops who die to keep nut-bags all over the world at bay...)

We are ALL multimillionares who smoke cigars and have human slaves who wipe our a%^es with lilacs after we go to the bathroom....

Iraq is just a weak peaceful nation that we just LOVE to kick around for the fun of it... We just LOVE misery and death.

And you know who found this out? He busted our code...
Saddam Hussein.... He's a smart guy who's going to save the world from us.

Quote:

"America," Saddam was quoted as saying, "believes it should control the world. But some of the world's states have nuclear bombs and this is not feasible."

Saddam said that if the United States "controlled Middle East oil, it would control the world. This oil represents 65 percent of world oil reserves. Therefore, America believes if it squashed Iraq, it would control the oil of the Middle East and consequently hold the oil in its hands [and] fix its price the way it likes."

Saddam said that it appears "Europe has discovered this at last."

"Its position is not in solidarity with Iraq for humanitarian and legal reasons only, but also in defense of the future, freedom and interests of Europe in the face of the scheme of America to control the world," he said.

Saddam was quoted as saying the situation "concerns every honest man in the world."

"Iraq's battle isn't only national and pan-Arab only, but a battle of mankind."

We are the 21st century's Nazis.... Didn't you realise that?
We've expanded our vision.... we include all races and religions now. As long as you submit to the almighty American dollar, you're our brother. If you don't, We will Blitzkrieg all over your ***% until your entire nation is exterminated. We love chemical, biological, and nuclear warfare... Hell, we couldn't WAIT to kill a few hundred thousand slant eyes during WWII. Women, children, old folks..... Hell, line em up. We've got enough to kill em all....

We will take your oil, rape your women, and turn your children into slaves.....

For you innocent, blameless people in the rest of the world. Your only hope are your heros Saddam and Osama.
They are the soldiers of light and they will defeat us.

Then all of you may live in peace, in tents, with mules and rancid food.

Thank God for that.....

[mustangman65_79]

Two words

"parking lot"

[Crazy Horse GT]

what do you expect from people who dont use toilet paper, but their left hand & water, geniuses, im telling you, f----- them, all i saw over there was starving children & total poverty, except for the elite few, i hate that place.

[95mustanggt]

Originally posted by Hammer


Saddam said that if the United States "controlled Middle East oil, it would control the world. This oil represents 65 percent of world oil reserves. Therefore, America believes if it squashed Iraq, it would control the oil of the Middle East and consequently hold the oil in its hands [and] fix its price the way it likes."

Good thing he doesn't realize that Canada has more oil than all the middle east combined. As of the last oil reserve estimates there is enough oil in Canada's Tar Sands to supply the entire world at it's current consumption rate for the next 350 years. And of course they are finding more oil reserves all the time.

Canada and the US are buddies, and I'm sure Canada would share with the US, so in a way the US does control the bulk of the worlds oil supply.

Very few poeple realize the extremely vast supply of oil in Canada's Tar Sands...

[jj_jonathon]

*gasp*, Hammer, who told?! sheesh...i can't believe that information leaked!

Originally posted by 95mustanggt
Canada and the US are buddies, and I'm sure Canada would share with the US, so in a way the US does control the bulk of the worlds oil supply.

*cough*...unless the US plans to overthrow Canada sometime soon, wouldnt this mean that Canada controls the bulk of the worlds oil supply? ....just a note

[95mustanggt]

Originally posted by jj_jonathon
*gasp*, Hammer, who told?! sheesh...i can't believe that information leaked!





*cough*...unless the US plans to overthrow Canada sometime soon, wouldnt this mean that Canada controls the bulk of the worlds oil supply? ....just a note

Yep Canada controls most of the worlds oil. The only problem is that it is tar sand and not conventional oil. this makes it more difficult and expensive to get. Although more expensive, oil could still sell at US$10 a barrel and they could make money.

Harder to get because it is locked in a 150 foot thick seam of oily tar. Canada's strict environmental regulations have prevented any company from getting too big to recover more than 300,000 barrels a day.

LEAVE GOD OUT OF THIS!!!!! Odie

[Hammer]

LEAVE GOD OUT OF THIS!!!!!

The "Thank God for that..." remark was a facetious statement.

Please take it in context... as this rant doesn't really have much to do with religion in the first place, but being an American in today's world and how we are portrayed as purveyors of evil by those that would do us harm.

Dear Hammer,
I am so sorry for the comment I made. I did not read your post the way I should have. I have reread it and am sorry for any and all of the way I commented. Hope you can forgive me. Odie

[Mercury]

Camels, sand, and Jerkified Donkey Meat.....Where do I sign up at???

[Mercury]

Oh yeah...After seeing still photos of that fatefull Sept 11th, ones were people were jumping from the buildings as they toppled over, and seeing bodies fall from them...I have alot of sympathy for terrorists and those who harbor them.

I say Give them a Plutonium Fruit Basket (To be politacally incorrect, and insensitive...Nuke them)

[Crazy Horse GT]

Originally posted by Mercury
Oh yeah...After seeing still photos of that fatefull Sept 11th, ones were people were jumping from the buildings as they toppled over, and seeing bodies fall from them...I have alot of sympathy for terrorists and those who harbor them.

I say Give them a Plutonium Fruit Basket (To be politacally incorrect, and insensitive...Nuke them)

i back that 1,000 percent, now we gotta go to iraq again, been there, done that, they didnt let us finish the job.

[69fastback]

We don't get any donkey meat for dinner it is camel hump that we get. Very tastey stuff LOL. Iraq is just really scared that is all. They moved most of their equipment into hiding so we don't blow it all up. The air force is over there bombing them everyday. They don't even protect there boarder. There is nothing there but a huge ditch wich is very easily crossed. Desperate words form a desperate man. They are very very scared that is all it is. He is trying to ask for help without actually saying it.

[95mustanggt]

Canada couldn't do sweet **** all to these guys in a war, but man we could kick there a** in a game of hockey!

Just picture it, 95mustanggt cruises in from the blue line, lines up Osama bin Ladin....oh no 95's elbow is going up!....BAM!!!! . Osama, takes the hit and fall to the ground in terrible pain. Oh no! 95 accidentally hits Osama in the head with his hockey stick, golf style!

[Hammer]

Great idea Cam!!

After that we can tie him up in front of the net and let Modano make some slap-shots...