Three Beers...

MustangKelly96 · 08-29-2002, 05:38 PM

Subject: 3 beers

A redneck walks into a bar in Texas, orders three mugs of Budweiser
and sits
in the back of the room, drinking a sip out of each one in turn.

When he finishes them, he comes back to the bar and orders three
more. The
bartender approaches and says, "You know, a mug goes flat after I
draw it.
It would taste better if you bought one at a time.

The redneck replies, "Well, you see, I have two brothers. One is in
Australia, the other is in Ireland, and I'm here in Texas. When we
all left
home, we promised that we'd drink this way to remember the days we
were able
to drink together. So I drink one for each of my brothers and one for
myself.
" The bartender admits that this is a nice custom, and leaves it
there.

The redneck becomes a regular in the bar, and always drinks the same
way. He
orders three mugs and drinks them in turn.
One day, he comes in and orders only two mugs. All the regulars take
notice
and fall silent. When he comes back to the bar for the second round,
the
bartender says, "I don't want to intrude on your grief, but I wanted
to
offer my condolences on your loss."

The redneck looks puzzled for a moment, but then a light dawns and he
laughs. "Oh, no, everybody's just fine," he explains, "It's just that
my
wife had us join the local Baptist Church and I had to quit drinking.
Hasn't
affected my brothers though."

bald guy 90gt · 08-29-2002, 09:43 PM

ROTFLMAO

Crazy Horse GT · 08-29-2002, 10:31 PM

hahahaha, good one kelly i heard it before , but forgot it, cya,marty.

jj_jonathon · 08-29-2002, 11:46 PM

tick tick tick....geez, reading chemistry must get me brainfried

...took me way too long to figure that one out...hehe...good one

The Deuce · 08-30-2002, 01:20 AM

That's awesome Kelly. Remids me of an old blonde joke I heard once. Maybe if I'm feeling onry I'll post it sometime.

joe4speed · 08-30-2002, 02:43 AM

LOL!

Mercury · 08-30-2002, 01:12 PM

That was pretty good. I needed a good laugh. Thanks.

Ty'97Cobra · 08-30-2002, 04:58 PM

good friday joke!!!

08-30-2002, 06:00 PM

That was pretty funny Kelly , Thanks needed that laugh..How you been doing? Sure is nice to be home. Hope to see you again, when I'm not as tired as I was when we met. Had been a very long day, but lots of fun. Odie

mustangman65_79 · 08-30-2002, 06:06 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Mercury
That was pretty good. I needed a good laugh. Thanks.

Hey merc, where u been hiding?

Shelby428cj · 08-30-2002, 06:08 PM

LMAO wooohoo good one thanks for sharing Kelly!!

See Ya,
Karen

PKRWUD · 08-30-2002, 10:58 PM

I need to get me some brothers!

Take care,
~Chris

08-29-2002, 05:38 PM	#1
MustangKelly96 Registered Member Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: The Great State of Indiana Posts: 353	Three Beers... Subject: 3 beers A redneck walks into a bar in Texas, orders three mugs of Budweiser and sits in the back of the room, drinking a sip out of each one in turn. When he finishes them, he comes back to the bar and orders three more. The bartender approaches and says, "You know, a mug goes flat after I draw it. It would taste better if you bought one at a time. The redneck replies, "Well, you see, I have two brothers. One is in Australia, the other is in Ireland, and I'm here in Texas. When we all left home, we promised that we'd drink this way to remember the days we were able to drink together. So I drink one for each of my brothers and one for myself. " The bartender admits that this is a nice custom, and leaves it there. The redneck becomes a regular in the bar, and always drinks the same way. He orders three mugs and drinks them in turn. One day, he comes in and orders only two mugs. All the regulars take notice and fall silent. When he comes back to the bar for the second round, the bartender says, "I don't want to intrude on your grief, but I wanted to offer my condolences on your loss." The redneck looks puzzled for a moment, but then a light dawns and he laughs. "Oh, no, everybody's just fine," he explains, "It's just that my wife had us join the local Baptist Church and I had to quit drinking. Hasn't affected my brothers though."

08-29-2002, 09:43 PM	#2
bald guy 90gt Registered Member Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: i am hiding in a dark gloomy cave hibernating Posts: 88	3 BEERS ROTFLMAO __________________ with all the stuff i bought 2 make my car fast, fast it is but it is still a piece of monkey crap

08-29-2002, 10:31 PM	#3
Crazy Horse GT Registered Member Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Sale Creek, TN. C. S. A. Posts: 4,652	hahahaha, good one kelly i heard it before , but forgot it, cya,marty. __________________ 95 gt vert, lot's of stuff, it aint slow. 04 sonic blue v - six my beater 89 rs camaro iroc turbo hood, other stuff, my wifes ride 84 lx stang cammed up 289 hi po, etc 65 falcon, maybe by the year 2020. black 00gt, gone but never forgotten. R H C- member # 1 o.b.c. da prez- member # 1 if your under 40 dont ask. goodbye for now odie,r.i.p. 11-27-03

08-29-2002, 11:46 PM	#4
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08-30-2002, 01:20 AM	#5
The Deuce Registered Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Atlanta, GA Posts: 2,325	That's awesome Kelly. Remids me of an old blonde joke I heard once. Maybe if I'm feeling onry I'll post it sometime. __________________ 1997 Mustang GT "The Freak" - 13.80 @ 101.70, 2.07 60' 1995 Honda VFR750 - not much @ really fast (actual data pending.) 1964.5 Mustang 289 Rice Haters Club Member #13

08-30-2002, 02:43 AM	#6
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08-30-2002, 01:12 PM	#7
Mercury The Redneck James Bond Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: Fayetteville NC Posts: 1,707	That was pretty good. I needed a good laugh. Thanks.

08-30-2002, 04:58 PM	#8
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08-30-2002, 06:00 PM	#9
gt lee Guest Posts: n/a	That was pretty funny Kelly , Thanks needed that laugh..How you been doing? Sure is nice to be home. Hope to see you again, when I'm not as tired as I was when we met. Had been a very long day, but lots of fun. Odie

08-30-2002, 06:08 PM	#11
Shelby428cj Registered Member Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Oklahoma Posts: 510	LMAO wooohoo good one thanks for sharing Kelly!! See Ya, Karen __________________ Karen Wells, Moderator The Mustang Works Magazine http://www.mustangworks.com 1969 Mustang (Project Rice Eater) 1999 Silver Mustang Saleen S281 (SQ car for stereo contests) SQ Goddess My Stereo Bro "tireburner163"

08-30-2002, 10:58 PM	#12
PKRWUD Junior Member Join Date: Mar 1999 Location: Ventura, California Posts: 8,981	I need to get me some brothers! Take care, ~Chris __________________ Webmaster: Rice Haters Club Jim Porter Racing Peckerwoods Pit Stop Support Your Local RED & WHITE!

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