I've got that all beat.
Case 1: Driving to work on PCH, there is a sign that says 'Right lane closed' so people start merging. I'm in the left lane, minding my own business, and this (female) decides she needs to be in front of me. Now normally I'm ok with this, but we are waaaaay past where a sane person would merge. So I close the gap, and she proceeds to not back off. If there was a median, she would have forced me into it. She then rolls down her window and proceeds to call me an (hole). I ride her like a $20 treat until the lane opens back up. She got scared and wouldn't look as I went by.
Case 2: Still driving in this morning. As I pass an f-150 who's turning right, he gives me a look and a Salute. WTF? I didn't even do anything to that guy.
Case 3: Driving home on PCH, different section. A Grand Cherokee goes flying past me and crosses a solid line to get in front, so he can ride the bumper of a Subaru for two miles of no passing one lane road. We get to a two lane section, and I go to pass in the left lane, but he moves over there, and gratutiously slows down. He turns left, as I do behind him. I pass him on this stretch, he turns on his highbeams, gets in my lane, and speeds up. Pulls up behind me at the next light (highs still on). I don't move any mirrors nothing. I move into the lane next to him at the next light, and he doesn't even pull up all the way. Does this for three more lights, and on the final one I roll back to get next to him. Look over and he is white as an albino, and his wife isnt' happy.
All these people think they are tough driving SUV's. Guess they forgot that
real men drive Mustangs. All three recanted on their aggressive behavior when they saw me. I must look like one angry dude in the car.
