Sorry, dude, but I'm LMAO.
For some unknown reason, birdies like shiny things to poop on, kinda like a targeting thing for them, I guess. It's almost a guarantee soon as you wax your car, it's gonna get hit with something; this is the reason I wash my car almost right after it rains. Count your blessings, it could've been luggage from an overhead flight!
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Capri306, Moderator, The Mustang Works Online
1979 Mercury Capri, 5.0L -- C4 -- 2.73
1987 Mustang LX Notch