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From the October 2002 Car Craft:
There's never been more auto racing on TV than there is now. But certain questions just don't ever seem to be asked, much less answered.
Questions They Never Ask Drivers on TV
1) "With that helmet on, can you still pick your nose?"
2) "You flew here on a private jet and have a total goddess for a girlfriend, so why won't you make time to sign some autographs?"
3) "Do you ever go into Home Depot and stand by the Coke machine that has a life-size picture of you on it and wait for someone to recognize you?"
4) "Do you feel like an idiot wearing your sponsor's logo all the time?"
5) "You're a high school drop out and a multimillionaire. Why shouldn't kids follow your example?"
6) "Have you ever actually tuned an engine, painted a body panel, or changed a tire yourself?"
7) "Just how short are you anyhow?"
8) "That race took four hours. Did you pee in your firesuit?"
9) "Sure, it's great that Jesus helped you win this race, but why did He want the other 42 guys to lose?"
10) "Have you ever tried to cash one of those giant checks?"
Take care,
~Chris
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