Top 10 Reasons To Own A Chevy
 

Top 10 Reasons To Own A CHEVY:

1. Great gas mileage (because its rarely on the road).

2. Very consistent (on needing repairs).

3. Only 1 oil change a year (its lucky if it sees more then 3,000 miles on the road a year).

4. Quantity auto parts discounts (you'll always be buying A LOT of parts).

5. Towing discounts (if your lucky the tow truck driver might let you ride in his Ford).

6. Environmentally friendly (because its usually on jacks and not running).

7. Frequent family gatherings (at the parts store with fellow brother Chevy owners).

8. Very inexpensive vacations (it's cheap staying at home since you cant drive anywhere).

9. Semi-permanent guest room (the truck bed sleeps two if needed).

10. High-Tech Security System (who's going to steal something on jacks that don't run).


Take care,
~Chris

Hey that was pretty good Chris...Like # 9 and 10 the best. Can't wait to see what everyone else has to say..Odie

LMAO! :D

Thats pretty good I will have to share that with my dad and brother.:D

hahahaha.... lol =) Gotta love those Chevy's. Bake just told me a good bumper sticker I should put on the t-bird or stang.
"Speed Kills! Live Forever, Drive a Chevy." :) :D :p

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That put a much needed smile on my face this morning.:D

keep the Chevy jokes coming
 

My best friend's humping the tailpipes of a slomaro and can't fathom the idea that Chevy's suck. I kindly pass all these jokes to him :D :p :D Keith

lol...i love chevy bashing, but its no fun in my house....my dad used to drive an old 10second chevelle and my brother has an 02 camaro SS....so aside from the towncar, im the slow one! hehe

:p

Oh man that was too funny.:D

Thats not funny at all, i owned a camaro iroc before and there badass, 99 Z-28's and up i believe come with 305 horse stock thats badass compared to my 96 at a whopping 215,and the 93-98 have 285, get exhaust, K&N and just about at 300 or more and thats badass, put down the lame-*** ricers insted, V-8 are the best.

:rolleyes:

trust me....there are enough Ford and Mustang jokes to even this one out....so its not worth getting upset about, after all, it IS just a joke..:p:p...i laugh at mustang jokes too!....ever seen an OLD chevy though? hehe....

Re: Top 10 Reasons To Own A Chevy
 

ROFLMAO!!! It cost about the same if you make it almost there... heeh

I think i have it the worst of all of you,,,, 5 chevys in my driveway,, and then my mustang... 5 :1..i'm a little outnumbered.and being the youngest doesnt help either

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hehe:D

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I never get tired of saying that.:D

All I have to say is.......

LoLoLoLoL :D

On a slight tangent...

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Take care,
~Chris

My favorite Mopar saying:

M ostly
O ld
P arts
A nd
R ust

hehehe..thats mighty funnie:D

M ove
O ver
P into
A pproching
R apidly

The Mopar guys hated that one.

Most__________Mostly
Often _________Old
Passed________Paint
At____________And
Races_________Rust

Mitsubishi's ____My
Over__________Old
Priced ________Plymouth
American______Ain't
Replicas_______Runnin'

Made
Of
Plastic
And
Rust

BTW: I don't dislike Mopar's, they're just a few I found.

Cheap
Hardly
Efficient
Virtually
Runs
On
Luck
Every
Time.

Gotta Respect that!

Move
Over
People
Are
Racing!

One of my personal favorites.

Those are too damn funny. I needed a good laugh after being out in the heat for a week. I love those mopar ones. A guy i work with is a huge mopar nut i am going to have to tell hims some of those. :D

Too funny, any more ideas?

I have a few more, but no more Mopar.

That Rocks, I am going to show my husband tonight, he is a chevy lovin freak in fact we have a POS chevelle in the garage now getting restored !!!! :p

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History
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Useless
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Automobile