top 5 reasons you know your a gear head

[tireburner163]

1) You use nitrous while going to the store to get bread and milk.

2) You claim you car as a dependent on you tax form(and why not? You wash them, you feed them, you buy them things)

3) Enstead of calculating gas mileage you calculat gas footage

4) You consider a $3,000 dollar motor a sound finantial investment

5) You've tried to race the neighborhood kid on his bike


P.S. My all time favorite saying

1) If at first you don't secede, ***** it, don't be a hard-headed bast*rd

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THE SLO PONY
1992 Ford Mustand LX. 2.3 liter four-banger, auto. Mods: yanked air-intake silencer Future mods: V-8 or turbo 2.3 swap.

If it ain't broke, you ain't tryin hard enough

some more good one's , how about if you try your best to get a yugo to race you . hell night shift, really make's you think , some crazy stuff , don't it ? see ya keep em coming , need agood laugh.

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[Black306]

- You keep broken parts as "mementos"

- You refer to your car as "she" and actually talk to "her"

- You complain about spending $2 on milk but will gladly pay $5/gallon for race gas

- You name your pet Shelby, Rousch, or any other Ford related name

- Your garage is cleaner than your room

- You glady goto the edge of a mall parking lot to avoid door dings

- You have more automotive related T-shirts than underwear


I forgot a few others.

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Derek

http://members.aol.com/black306
or now
www.nextlevelmotorsports.com

"Bottles are for babies...real men get blown."



[This message has been edited by Black306 (edited 09-14-2001).]

[Five0]

Originally posted by Black306:
- You keep broken parts as "mementos"

I think those are funny, especially the one above because I carry my broken 2.02 valve in my pocket. "The one my 302 swallowed"

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James Cox
nochevy@hotmail.com
1991 Mustang LX
No times with 347 stroker yet.