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06-30-2002, 12:24 AM
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Top Ten Reasons.....
to go to work naked.....
10. No one ever steals your chair. 9. Gives "bad hair day" a whole new meaning. 8. Diverts attention from the fact that you also came to work drunk. 7. People stop stealing your pens after they've seen where you keep them. 6. You want to see if it's like the dream. 5. To stop those creepy programmer guys from looking down your blouse. 4. "I'd love to chip in... but I left my wallet in my pants." 3. Inventive way to finally meet that 'special' person in Human Resources. 2. Can take advantage of your computer monitor radiation to work on your tan. And...drum roll...the Number One reason to go to work naked : Your boss will never say, "I wanna see your *** in here by 8:00!" ever again.    |
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06-30-2002, 12:32 AM
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Tubbed and Juiced
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 Funny stuff. |
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06-30-2002, 01:17 AM
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rotflmao!
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95 gt vert, lot's of stuff, it aint slow. 04 sonic blue v - six my beater 89 rs camaro iroc turbo hood, other stuff, my wifes ride 84 lx stang cammed up 289 hi po, etc 65 falcon, maybe by the year 2020. black 00gt, gone but never forgotten. R H C- member # 1 o.b.c. da prez- member # 1 if your under 40 dont ask. goodbye for now odie,r.i.p. 11-27-03 |
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06-30-2002, 01:40 AM
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Re: Top Ten Reasons.....
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Take care, -Chris
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06-30-2002, 03:05 AM
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Re: Re: Top Ten Reasons.....
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06-30-2002, 03:14 AM
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Damn right!
 Take care, -Chris
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06-30-2002, 07:14 AM
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That was pretty funny
I liked them ALL....thanks odie |
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06-30-2002, 09:35 AM
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It's a lot like a race car
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lol....bad hair day....rotflmao
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06-30-2002, 06:55 PM
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All about the Windsor.
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06-30-2002, 10:53 PM
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Get down.....
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nursing home blues........
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j/k
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06-30-2002, 11:00 PM
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Re: nursing home blues........
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Take care, -Chris
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07-01-2002, 12:35 AM
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HEY I CAN SET A NAME NOW!
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lmao... I love them all. lol
Funny stuff. Sure does make the imagination run wild. hehehe §am.
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08-14-2002, 02:18 PM
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Re: Top Ten Reasons.....
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08-14-2002, 02:48 PM
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The Brit!
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lol@ deuce tell us all about it man!! it's gotta be a great story lol
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08-15-2002, 01:54 PM
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Observations from going to work in the nude. 1. The chairs scratch the heck out of your behind. 2. Made photocopying body parts more exciting, hello zoom in button. 3. Realization of just how many things are at "that level" 4. New found appreciation for staying at your desk. By the way, when you're naked, they handcuff your hands in front.
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