Top 10 Reasons Why ...

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From the January, 2003, Car Craft Magazine

Top 10 Reasons Why The Guy In The Cubicle Next To Me At Work Should Be Beaten With An H-beam Connecting Rod

1) He drives a Mitsubishi Eclipse Spyder GT. Do four names make it faster?

2) He had a The Fast and the Furious party the day the movie was released on DVD.

3) He said that his new muffler gave him 4 horses, and that you could hear it too.

4) He says liters are better than cubic inches.

5) He says front-wheel-drive drive is better because the power doesn't have to go as far.

6) He hangs out with a guy down the hall who put ceramic coated headers on a Honda Prelude.

7) He installed a billet aluminum gas cap, K&N cold-air intake, clear turn-signal lenses, and a short shift knob.

8) He's taking it to the dragstrip.

9) It's leased.

10) He doesn't know what an H-beam connecting rod is.





Take care,
~Chris