Top Ten Reasons Why Racing is Better Than Sex

Moxie · 02-17-2001, 03:28 PM

Top Ten Reasons Why Racing is Better Than Sex.

10. It is socially acceptable to race while others watch.
9. During a real hot lap, if you call your car the wrong name, it will still finish the race.
8. Cars with small engines often outperform big engines.
7. You don't have to sit through dinner and a show before you race.
6. Your race car won't leave you if you drive another car.
5. You can drive hard, right from the start.
4. You and the car always finish at the same time.
3. You always know where to put your hands.
2. Your car will never stop running just because you forgot the day you bought it.
1. The crowd cheers when you finish first.

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exgmguy · 02-17-2001, 03:44 PM

Also after I race I don't fall asleep. I keep racing all night!

RedLilPony · 02-17-2001, 04:08 PM

LOL that's pretty funny stuff!

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inferno · 02-17-2001, 07:39 PM

I think that a lot of people on this site probably won't agree with number 8.

02-17-2001, 11:48 PM

I was thinking, no way was there 10 reasons racing was better.. DAMN IF YOU DIDN"T FIND THEM!! Way to go!!!

84_GT350 · 02-18-2001, 03:59 AM

Here's a few more -

Cars won't start a fight with you at 2am

Cars always understand when you go to work

You can't cuddle with a car (and if you do that's just weird)

Only you can get rid of a car, not the other way around

It isn't illegal to "drive" a new car

All this talk about cars and sex brings a whole new meaning to "forced induction"

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69fastback · 02-18-2001, 05:36 AM

that is funny as hell but i would have to disagree sex is defenitly better and I am one of the guys that totally disagrees with no. 8

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pro88 · 02-18-2001, 12:41 PM

I totally agree with no. 8. Well at least my small motor has been kicking butt on the big motors around here. Funny stuff!!

02-17-2001, 03:28 PM	#1
Moxie Registered Member Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Plymouth, MI Posts: 254	Top Ten Reasons Why Racing is Better Than Sex Top Ten Reasons Why Racing is Better Than Sex. 10. It is socially acceptable to race while others watch. 9. During a real hot lap, if you call your car the wrong name, it will still finish the race. 8. Cars with small engines often outperform big engines. 7. You don't have to sit through dinner and a show before you race. 6. Your race car won't leave you if you drive another car. 5. You can drive hard, right from the start. 4. You and the car always finish at the same time. 3. You always know where to put your hands. 2. Your car will never stop running just because you forgot the day you bought it. 1. The crowd cheers when you finish first. ------------------ Moxie Racing The Nitrous Oxide Information Site

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02-17-2001, 03:44 PM	#2
exgmguy Registered Member Join Date: Feb 1999 Location: Utica, Michigan Posts: 2,631	Also after I race I don't fall asleep. I keep racing all night!

02-17-2001, 04:08 PM	#3
RedLilPony It's been awhile, huh? Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: I'm from Texas, Bitch! Posts: 505	LOL that's pretty funny stuff! ------------------ Jodi AKA PonyGirl Red 68 GT Fastback and Black 99 GT Coupe "Not your average Mustangs..." http://hometown.aol.com/redlilpony/Homepage.html

02-17-2001, 07:39 PM	#4
inferno The Instigator Join Date: Jul 2000 Location: So Cal and Houston Posts: 764	I think that a lot of people on this site probably won't agree with number 8.

02-17-2001, 11:48 PM	#5
rbatson Guest Posts: n/a	I was thinking, no way was there 10 reasons racing was better.. DAMN IF YOU DIDN"T FIND THEM!! Way to go!!!

02-18-2001, 03:59 AM	#6
84_GT350 Registered Member Join Date: Apr 1999 Location: Overland Park, KS, USA Posts: 1,631	Here's a few more - Cars won't start a fight with you at 2am Cars always understand when you go to work You can't cuddle with a car (and if you do that's just weird) Only you can get rid of a car, not the other way around It isn't illegal to "drive" a new car All this talk about cars and sex brings a whole new meaning to "forced induction" ------------------ 1984 1/2 GT350 (#842 Hatchback w/ T-tops), 302HO, Comp cams Xtreme Energy cam, Carter 625cfm carb, Weiand Stealth intake, MSD distributor, MSD coil, FMS 9mm wires, 1 5/8" MAC unequal shorties, 2 1/2" MAC Prochamber H-pipe, Flowmaster 2 chambers, KYBs, 16"x8" 4 lug Cobra Rs, Falken 245/45ZR16s

02-18-2001, 05:36 AM	#7
69fastback IRAQ VET Join Date: Feb 2000 Location: high desert California Posts: 1,480	that is funny as hell but i would have to disagree sex is defenitly better and I am one of the guys that totally disagrees with no. 8 ------------------ 69 428 cobra jet: tons of mods. 97 f-150 5.4 xlt mark III BUCKLE UP. SUCK IT IN. Objects in the mirror are about to disappear... QUICKLY!!!!!!

02-18-2001, 12:41 PM	#8
pro88 Registered Member Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: roseburg, oregon Posts: 87	I totally agree with no. 8. Well at least my small motor has been kicking butt on the big motors around here. Funny stuff!!