Top Ten Reasons Why Racing is Better Than Sex
 

Top Ten Reasons Why Racing is Better Than Sex.

10. It is socially acceptable to race while others watch.
9. During a real hot lap, if you call your car the wrong name, it will still finish the race.
8. Cars with small engines often outperform big engines.
7. You don't have to sit through dinner and a show before you race.
6. Your race car won't leave you if you drive another car.
5. You can drive hard, right from the start.
4. You and the car always finish at the same time.
3. You always know where to put your hands.
2. Your car will never stop running just because you forgot the day you bought it.
1. The crowd cheers when you finish first.



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Moxie Racing

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Also after I race I don't fall asleep. I keep racing all night!

LOL that's pretty funny stuff! http://www.mustangworks.com/interact...rd/biggrin.gif

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Jodi
AKA PonyGirl
Red 68 GT Fastback and Black 99 GT Coupe
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I think that a lot of people on this site probably won't agree with number 8.

I was thinking, no way was there 10 reasons racing was better.. DAMN IF YOU DIDN"T FIND THEM!! Way to go!!!

Here's a few more -

Cars won't start a fight with you at 2am

Cars always understand when you go to work

You can't cuddle with a car (and if you do that's just weird)

Only you can get rid of a car, not the other way around

It isn't illegal to "drive" a new car

All this talk about cars and sex brings a whole new meaning to "forced induction"

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1984 1/2 GT350 (#842 Hatchback w/ T-tops), 302HO, Comp cams Xtreme Energy cam, Carter 625cfm carb, Weiand Stealth intake, MSD distributor, MSD coil, FMS 9mm wires, 1 5/8" MAC unequal shorties, 2 1/2" MAC Prochamber H-pipe, Flowmaster 2 chambers, KYBs, 16"x8" 4 lug Cobra Rs, Falken 245/45ZR16s

that is funny as hell but i would have to disagree sex is defenitly better and I am one of the guys that totally disagrees with no. 8

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69 428 cobra jet: tons of mods.
97 f-150 5.4 xlt mark III
BUCKLE UP. SUCK IT IN.
Objects in the mirror are about to disappear...
QUICKLY!!!!!!

I totally agree with no. 8. Well at least my small motor has been kicking butt on the big motors around here. Funny stuff!!