Joke of the Day

PKRWUD · 04-26-2002, 08:42 AM

A cop was patrolling at night in a well known spot for "parking." He sees a couple in a car, with the interior light open. He gets closer to the car and sees a young man behind the wheel, reading a computer magazine and a young woman on the rear seat, knitting.
Puzzled by this surprising situation, the cop walks to the car and knocks at the window.
The young man lowers his window... "Yes, officer?"
"What are you doing? "
"Well, isn't it obvious? I'm reading a magazine..."
Pointing towards the young woman, the cop says: "And her, what is she doing? "
The young man shrugs: "I believe she's knitting a pullover... "
The cop is totally confused. A young couple alone in a car at night... and nothing untoward is happening!
"What's your age, young man?"
" I'm 25, sir... "
"And her, what's her age?"
The young man looks at his watch and says:
****** "She'll be 18 in 20 minutes".

Crazy Horse GT · 04-26-2002, 09:31 AM

tireburner163 · 04-26-2002, 09:35 AM

Mr 5 0 · 04-26-2002, 09:56 AM

I love the sound of laughter in the morning, especially my own

Thanks, Chris.

joe4speed · 04-26-2002, 09:59 AM

hehehehehe

Topless In Texas · 04-26-2002, 10:08 AM

Thanks Chris!!!!....
Ijust had a crappy morning being woke up by being chewed out about life from my mother, I needed that!!!!!!! hahahahaha!

THANKS!

TNT

04-26-2002, 10:32 AM

Thanks Chris, I too like to have a good laugh, espeally in the morning w/ cup of jave...that was a good one hahahhhaha..Odie

mike_navigator · 04-26-2002, 07:23 PM

ROFLMAO that was an awesome joke.

mike

elliotness · 04-29-2002, 09:12 PM

Real funny.

mustangman65_79 · 04-30-2002, 06:49 AM

Too bad it's night for me, but it's still just as funny

cyberstang5.0 · 04-30-2002, 07:33 AM

LMAO....

That's something my bestfriend would do

1969Mach1 · 04-30-2002, 03:06 PM

lol =) I've heard that one before, it's just as funny as the first time.

04-26-2002, 08:42 AM	#1
PKRWUD Junior Member Join Date: Mar 1999 Location: Ventura, California Posts: 8,981	Joke of the Day A cop was patrolling at night in a well known spot for "parking." He sees a couple in a car, with the interior light open. He gets closer to the car and sees a young man behind the wheel, reading a computer magazine and a young woman on the rear seat, knitting. Puzzled by this surprising situation, the cop walks to the car and knocks at the window. The young man lowers his window... "Yes, officer?" "What are you doing? " "Well, isn't it obvious? I'm reading a magazine..." Pointing towards the young woman, the cop says: "And her, what is she doing? " The young man shrugs: "I believe she's knitting a pullover... " The cop is totally confused. A young couple alone in a car at night... and nothing untoward is happening! "What's your age, young man?" " I'm 25, sir... " "And her, what's her age?" The young man looks at his watch and says: ****** "She'll be 18 in 20 minutes". __________________ Webmaster: Rice Haters Club Jim Porter Racing Peckerwoods Pit Stop Support Your Local RED & WHITE!

04-26-2002, 09:31 AM	#2
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04-26-2002, 09:35 AM	#3
tireburner163 It's a lot like a race car Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Meridian, MS Posts: 4,130	LMAO __________________ 1987 Buick T-type 1998 HD Electra Elide

04-26-2002, 09:56 AM	#4
Mr 5 0 Conservative Individualist Join Date: May 1997 Location: Wherever I need to be Posts: 7,487	Smile I love the sound of laughter in the morning, especially my own Thanks, Chris.

04-26-2002, 09:59 AM	#5
joe4speed He said Member...heh, heh Join Date: Sep 1999 Location: Jupiter, Florida U.S.A. Posts: 3,718	hehehehehe __________________ *Joe!* 1988 GT, 13.58@101mph Check out my listing! Click here! Or my website:www.joe4speed.com

04-26-2002, 10:08 AM	#6
Topless In Texas Not broken anymore! Join Date: May 2001 Location: La Porte, TEXASS :) Posts: 1,963	hahhah!!!!! Thanks Chris!!!!.... Ijust had a crappy morning being woke up by being chewed out about life from my mother, I needed that!!!!!!! hahahahaha! THANKS! TNT __________________ R.I.P. my Kinde..Jan. 19,1992-Aug. 22, 2003. Shes Cruisin' doggie heaven in a Blown Verte or a GTO!!! 2005 ROUSH GT Verte SuperStallions of the Net Feature, May 2002 RICE HATERS CLUB MEMBER #38!! O.B.C #5..thank you!! I feel so priveledged!! BONE STOCK~ Hell, its a ROUSH!

04-26-2002, 10:32 AM	#7
gt lee Guest Posts: n/a	Thanks Chris, I too like to have a good laugh, espeally in the morning w/ cup of jave...that was a good one hahahhhaha..Odie

04-26-2002, 07:23 PM	#8
mike_navigator Registered Member Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: fayetteville nc Posts: 188	OMG!!! ROFLMAO that was an awesome joke. mike __________________ 93 COBRA vehicle# 689 of 4993 MODS K&N, two chamber flows. admin of www.v8tec.com

04-29-2002, 09:12 PM	#9
elliotness Registered Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: TEXAS Posts: 82	Real funny. __________________ 2003 Cobra (very soon) 2002 Ford Explorer 97 Mounaineer 5.0 (sounds like a stang) wifes' car

04-30-2002, 06:49 AM	#10
mustangman65_79 My poor 79 RIP Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Suisun City, Posts: 2,320	Too bad it's night for me, but it's still just as funny __________________ '84 mustang GT turbo '85 LTD '89 Camaro Irocz z28 '94 Lightning '96 Trans am

04-30-2002, 07:33 AM	#11
cyberstang5.0 347ci of HORSE POWER!!! Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Houston, TX Posts: 1,416	LMAO.... That's something my bestfriend would do

04-30-2002, 03:06 PM	#12
1969Mach1 HEY I CAN SET A NAME NOW! Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Ontario, Canada Posts: 2,556	lol =) I've heard that one before, it's just as funny as the first time. __________________ 1969 Mustang Mach 1Sold 351-4V Windsor, 4 Speed MACH 1 - Moving At The Speed Of Sound. 1979 Mustang Indianapolis 500 Pace Car For Sale - Email me for Info 302-2V, 3-Speed Auto One of 2,106 made One of 405 sent to Canada. Yes those are caution lights, and No you can't pass me when there on. Ricer Hater's Club - Member #4

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