Due to several overwhelming factors, I have decided to buy a new life.
Some issues include:
a marriage of 11 years
a crying infant
no sleep
no sex
long work hours
unappreciative boss
low wages
a house in constant need of repairs
Certain things I'm looking for in a "new" life:
-At least 3 billion dollars in assets
-several residences in exotic locations
-my own private Air Force
-several dozen girlfriends which should include:
Victoria's Secret Models, Playboy Playmates, Penthouse Pets, one major porn star and one well-known actress to go to cool parties with
-private connections with the mob (to "rub out" anyone who pisses me off)
- my own hangar, airfield, and 1/4 mile track
On a side note, I WILL be keeping my car...
Anyone with a suitable life at a price of about 50 cents (which is what I have left after wife\kid) can email me at
Hammer@mustangworks.com
Thank You...