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11-26-2002, 11:27 PM
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AKA "Dr. Evil"
Join Date: Feb 1999
Location: South Fork Ranch
Posts: 1,721
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Wanted: New Life...
Due to several overwhelming factors, I have decided to buy a new life.
Some issues include: a marriage of 11 years a crying infant no sleep no sex long work hours unappreciative boss low wages a house in constant need of repairs Certain things I'm looking for in a "new" life: -At least 3 billion dollars in assets -several residences in exotic locations -my own private Air Force -several dozen girlfriends which should include: Victoria's Secret Models, Playboy Playmates, Penthouse Pets, one major porn star and one well-known actress to go to cool parties with -private connections with the mob (to "rub out" anyone who pisses me off) - my own hangar, airfield, and 1/4 mile track On a side note, I WILL be keeping my car... Anyone with a suitable life at a price of about 50 cents (which is what I have left after wife\kid) can email me at Hammer@mustangworks.com Thank You...
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