Import guys are making fun of us...take a look

yelowjaket · 02-11-2003, 03:06 PM

A little poem the import guys wrote, it's supposed to be for christmas i guess.

'Twas the night before the street race and all through the streets No car exhaust was made not even a peep The honda was parked in the garage for the night I was in bed, snuggled up with some hotties for the night The cleaners put away in the cabinets and drawers, The only sound from the house were a few loud snores In hopes that St. Honda soon would be there When out in the street i heard a great roar, it sounded like tornadoes coming to my door I sprang from my bed, threw on my pants, ran to the window and took a quick glance, and there in the street sat a honda or three, one civic hatch, one crx, and one coupe to be seen. Their motors all reved, surged and blew off, i could tell right away they were hardcore not soft
Out stepped the drivers, two guys and a girl, Stephen, Lisa, Ed : three fastest hondas in the world. They all carried gifts for under my tree, intake, header, exhaust one fo each from three cam gears, pulleys, strut bars and springs, i wondered what i would do with all of these things.... Put them on your honda, make it go fast, tear up the streets and kick the domestics *** Next is the turbo, nitrous, and supercharger.....and then came the motor to swap out for something larger All it takes is a little work we know it can be done, make your honda fast 9 sec's is fun

With those words of wisdom they climbed into thier rides, lined up in the street, sides by side Then all of a sudden christmas trees appeared, but not the kind thought of this time of year Three yellows and a green the lights quickly dropped, the three squealed at the line ......OH **** its the cops!!!! They all got away leaving the 5 0 in the dust, no tickets, no impounds, not even a bust Last thing i heard as they speed out of sight.....GET YOU CAR RUNNING THERES A STREET RACE TONIGHT

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bigbandjohn · 02-11-2003, 04:08 PM

Awww. the poor ricer has engine envy. Let's have a pitty party for him.

pity party! pity party! pity party! pity party! pity party! pity party! pity party! pity party! pity party! pity party! pity party! pity party! pity party! pity party! pity party! pity party! pity party! pity party! pity party! pity party! pity party! pity party!

Maybe he'll feel better now. Though, his poor Honda surely will never come close in looks, style, handling, or power of a REAL Musclecar!

Hammer · 02-11-2003, 05:49 PM

Someone needs to post a rice haters club link in there...

The Deuce · 02-11-2003, 06:42 PM

You do know that they were not talking about a Mustang right?

Quote:

They all got away leaving the 5 0 in the dust

5 0 is a police reference. While the story is stupid, and the only way that a rice boy could get a 9 second ride is to dream, but it wasn't a slam on us. They seem to know better.

Kamaro Killer · 02-11-2003, 06:48 PM

Here you go Cam

Normally I don't "troll" but I couldn't pass up the suggestion. That's me on the bottom, if I last over there.

Stang_Crazy · 02-12-2003, 01:30 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by The Deuce
While the story is stupid, and the only way that a rice boy could get a 9 second ride is to dream

Not true. All they have to do is "tune the nawws timer another milli-second and it'll run nines"

I can't believe I just provided a quote from the F&F

I must be tired...

NotchJohnson · 02-12-2003, 02:36 AM

man i just had flasbacks from high school. When your at a party, and the cops show up and you hear people screaming "5-oh 5-oh" while beer bottles are flying every which way.

Crazy Horse GT · 02-12-2003, 04:41 AM

rotflmao, mr ricer has a problem- hit that crack pipe again boi, yo, word dawg, his mad driving skillz will let him smoke any v-8 in his path, i'm scared.

[IMG]79585[/IMG]

bigbandjohn · 02-12-2003, 07:14 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by The Deuce
You do know that they were not talking about a Mustang right?

5 0 is a police reference. While the story is stupid, and the only way that a rice boy could get a 9 second ride is to dream, but it wasn't a slam on us. They seem to know better.

Yeah, and the State Highway Patrol guys I know drive... MUSTANGS! Unless they can't afford them, then they use Camaros.

Still battling REAL Musclecars. It's still Engine Envy.

87BOSS351C · 02-12-2003, 10:34 AM

Hmmmm, a Turbo, Supercharger, and Nitrous all on a Honda??? The loser who wrote that probably has a bone stock POS with an 8 foot wing!!!

jj_jonathon · 02-12-2003, 10:43 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by bigbandjohn
Awww. the poor ricer has engine envy. Let's have a pitty party for him.

pity party! pity party! pity party! pity party! pity party! pity party! pity party! pity party! pity party! pity party! pity party! pity party! pity party! pity party! pity party! pity party! pity party! pity party! pity party! pity party! pity party! pity party!

Maybe he'll feel better now. Though, his poor Honda surely will never come close in looks, style, handling, or power of a REAL Musclecar!

dude...that was a good laugh...

...poor guy...

yelowjaket · 02-14-2003, 01:05 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by The Deuce
You do know that they were not talking about a Mustang right?

5 0 is a police reference. While the story is stupid, and the only way that a rice boy could get a 9 second ride is to dream, but it wasn't a slam on us. They seem to know better.

what does it mean?

The Deuce · 02-14-2003, 11:33 PM

Quote:

what does it mean?

5 0 means Cop. Don't know why, just know it does. If you re-read the post, it makes more sense like that. They were streetracing, and had to out run the cops.

02-11-2003, 03:06 PM	#1
yelowjaket Registered Member Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Phoenix, AZ-USA Posts: 114	Import guys are making fun of us...take a look A little poem the import guys wrote, it's supposed to be for christmas i guess. 'Twas the night before the street race and all through the streets No car exhaust was made not even a peep The honda was parked in the garage for the night I was in bed, snuggled up with some hotties for the night The cleaners put away in the cabinets and drawers, The only sound from the house were a few loud snores In hopes that St. Honda soon would be there When out in the street i heard a great roar, it sounded like tornadoes coming to my door I sprang from my bed, threw on my pants, ran to the window and took a quick glance, and there in the street sat a honda or three, one civic hatch, one crx, and one coupe to be seen. Their motors all reved, surged and blew off, i could tell right away they were hardcore not soft Out stepped the drivers, two guys and a girl, Stephen, Lisa, Ed : three fastest hondas in the world. They all carried gifts for under my tree, intake, header, exhaust one fo each from three cam gears, pulleys, strut bars and springs, i wondered what i would do with all of these things.... Put them on your honda, make it go fast, tear up the streets and kick the domestics * Next is the turbo, nitrous, and supercharger.....and then came the motor to swap out for something larger All it takes is a little work we know it can be done, make your honda fast 9 sec's is fun With those words of wisdom they climbed into thier rides, lined up in the street, sides by side Then all of a sudden christmas trees appeared, but not the kind thought of this time of year Three yellows and a green the lights quickly dropped, the three squealed at the line ......OH ** its the cops!!!! They all got away leaving the 5 0 in the dust, no tickets, no impounds, not even a bust Last thing i heard as they speed out of sight.....GET YOU CAR RUNNING THERES A STREET RACE TONIGHT Here's the website: www.azsr.com/index2.asp it's at the very bottom of the page. if this link don't work then just use this one and click "i agree" button to get in: www.azsr.com __________________ 90redGT -Flowmaster mufflers -BBK 2.5" H-Pipe w/cats -BBK equal length shorty headers -K&N -BBK 65mm Throttle Body -Edelbrock performer 5.0 intake -3.73 gears

02-11-2003, 05:49 PM	#3
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02-11-2003, 06:48 PM	#5
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02-12-2003, 02:36 AM	#7
NotchJohnson Registered Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Florida Keys Posts: 593	man i just had flasbacks from high school. When your at a party, and the cops show up and you hear people screaming "5-oh 5-oh" while beer bottles are flying every which way. __________________ 89 notch-finally not stock!! ported gt40's, ported cobra intake, 65mm tb, 75mm maf, mac cai, lt's,prochamber, fms 1.6 rr, 125 shot.

02-12-2003, 04:41 AM	#8
Crazy Horse GT Registered Member Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Sale Creek, TN. C. S. A. Posts: 4,652	rotflmao, mr ricer has a problem- hit that crack pipe again boi, yo, word dawg, his mad driving skillz will let him smoke any v-8 in his path, i'm scared. [IMG]79585[/IMG] __________________ 95 gt vert, lot's of stuff, it aint slow. 04 sonic blue v - six my beater 89 rs camaro iroc turbo hood, other stuff, my wifes ride 84 lx stang cammed up 289 hi po, etc 65 falcon, maybe by the year 2020. black 00gt, gone but never forgotten. R H C- member # 1 o.b.c. da prez- member # 1 if your under 40 dont ask. goodbye for now odie,r.i.p. 11-27-03

02-11-2003, 04:08 PM	#2
bigbandjohn Registered Member Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: The South, USA Posts: 143	Awww. the poor ricer has engine envy. Let's have a pitty party for him. pity party! pity party! pity party! pity party! pity party! pity party! pity party! pity party! pity party! pity party! pity party! pity party! pity party! pity party! pity party! pity party! pity party! pity party! pity party! pity party! pity party! pity party! Maybe he'll feel better now. Though, his poor Honda surely will never come close in looks, style, handling, or power of a REAL Musclecar!

02-12-2003, 10:34 AM	#10
87BOSS351C Registered Member Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Midland, Michigan Posts: 92	Hmmmm, a Turbo, Supercharger, and Nitrous all on a Honda??? The loser who wrote that probably has a bone stock POS with an 8 foot wing!!! __________________ Black '87 LX 5.0 5 spd T-top with 450hp '71 351 Cleveland 4V, C6 tranny, "and some other stuff" Rice Haters Club Member #124

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